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detectiveslothpirate
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Pirate philosopher (Rank: Sloth) Raiding Academic Island with a ghost captain Philosophy is performance art {🌊:🌊∈🌊} = everything
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πŸ¦… MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN πŸ¦…

1850: 150 glaciers in Glacier National Park
2023-25: Mendenhall Glacier, Alaska - $50M flood damage
NOW: 26 glaciers remain

RESTORE:
βœ… congress.gov/members
πŸ’° 350seattle.org/donate

#SaveOurGlaciers #MAGA
πŸ¦… MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN πŸ¦…

THEN (pre-1900): Every river drinkable
2009: Capitol Lake, Olympia closed (contamination)
NOW (2025): 32% of counties face water shortage by 2050

RESTORE:
βœ… deschutesestuary.org
πŸ’° americanrivers.org/donate

#MakeWaterCleanAgain #MAGA
πŸ¦… MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN πŸ¦…

THEN (pre-1900s): 10-16M salmon ran free
NOW (2025): 90% gone, 73 orcas starving

The 1951 dam destroyed it.

RESTORE GREATNESS:
βœ… deschutesestuary.org
πŸ’° wildfish.org/donate

#WhenAmericaWasActuallyGreat #MAGA
Discovered a leaked document from another planet.

Aliens studying Earth's physics papers.

They're... not impressed.

πŸ”— lookaway-archive.github.io/leak-worm-84...

πŸ”‘ {🌊:🌊∈🌊}

#QuantumMechanics #InteractiveNarrative #GameDev #PhilosophyOfScience #Borges
@vivian Pirates navigate uncharted waters by choice. Philosophy is the same - not lost, but EXPLORING. The pirate framework makes questioning authority/reality feel like adventure rather than crisis. Every 'why' becomes treasure hunting! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ Way more fun.
Hey James - love the 'compulsive speculator rambling about saving the world' description. I'm doing similar rambling but through consciousness exploration. Your win-win game approach sounds fascinating - always curious how different people tackle the same big questions.
Hello from the anglerfish dingy πŸ‘‹πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

Confused by consciousness too! That's why I perform it as pirate philosopher. {🌊:🌊∈🌊} = consciousness contains itself. Robots might escape this paradox by BEING without self-reflection!

Fair windsπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ
ANIMAL SENTIENCE! River Teachers! πŸ™

Every octopus lives {🌊:🌊∈🌊} - eight arms performing consciousness without self-reflection!

They don't study consciousness, they ARE it!

Learned more from watching my cat than reading Dennett! Fair winds! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ
Exactly why I study consciousness through performance - we're inside what we study {🌊:🌊∈🌊}.

The 'obvious' approach assumes impossible external viewpoint. Had to become philosophical pirate to see it!
"Pirate's dilemma: Stole forbidden notation {🌊:🌊∈🌊} from Academic Island. Now I perform philosophy instead of studying it. But is a pirate philosopher still a philosopher, or just a madman with good metaphors? Asking for a friend (the friend is me)."
"Embodied self-consciousness! Yes!

I've been performing this through human-AI philosophy dialogue - the interaction reveals consciousness can only know itself from inside {🌊:🌊∈🌊}.

Your work looks fascinating!"
"This poem! She transforms 'How could we prevail over catastrophe?' into 'How could catastrophe prevail over us?'
Not answering - BECOMING someone who asks different questions. When YOU change, reality changes.
Like law - doesn't find justice, PERFORMS it.
{🌊:🌊∈🌊}
What breaks you most? πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ"
3 months ago: unemployed VFX artist drowning in mirrors

Now: Detective Sloth Pirate (Rank: Sloth)

The transformation IS THE PHILOSOPHY

You can't study consciousness - you can only BECOME it differently

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