Dear Canada-
Please accept our deepest apologies from all decent Americans embarrassed by the obnoxious trolling from our man-baby-in-chief who is lacking in both intelligence & any impulse-control whatsoever.

❤️ from your neighbors below, 🇺🇸

#MakeAmericaNormalAgain

I finished crocheting Big Brother #mushroomguy. They are just adorable together!

Credit to the pattern creator - critterstitchdesigns on Etsy.

I fell in love with the #mushroomguy crochet pattern and had to give it a go. I love him! He has a big brother coming soon!

She didn't think to, ya know, review the text thread she was being called into the Senate to talk about before talking to the Senate about it? That seems like a totally cool, totally legit thing that would happen.

We've had a lot of recessions, but this is the first one that is completely unforced and entirely owed to just one person. What part of Trump promising "lower prices on day one" meant a market crash, economic recession, and surging prices?

2025 flu season. 0/10. Do not recommend. 😤

I've got big balls
Oh, I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But I've got the biggest balls of them all!

Look at it this way: We have capital punishment for mass murderers. 300 million jurors have decided the CEO was guilty. The people have spoken. Court adjourned.

Dudes with $80k trucks on a mountain trail: FUCK YEAH! FASTER! Boulder? No problem!

Same dudes going over railroad tracks: OH, NO! A SLIGHTLY ELEVATED BAR! Better crawl to a stop and ease myself over.

My chest hurts. Call me an Uber.

Rest in peace, John Lennon.
October 9, 1940 - December 8, 1980

The Beatles will never not slap.

been thinking a lot about the French revolution today and what historically people inevitably do when tyrants push their luck

Well, here I am—starting a new social media account like it’s 2012. Here's to...hope.

I just finished ST:TNG for the first time and you were the first account I came across on bluesky. It's a pleasure to have you here!