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Ange @angecraftypaws.bsky.social · Sep 23

Muffin would like to speak to the manager. ✂️😤 She asked for “light trim” and got “witness protection program.” Now she’s glaring from her tiny throne, offended on every level. 😂 #ShihTzuDrama #BadHaircutChronicles #NotAmused #JusticeForMuffin

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Ange @angecraftypaws.bsky.social · Sep 17

Disney Dog Goes Full Fiesta | Golden Chronicles Ep. 72

Indoor boat? Animatronic ducks? Maracas?! 🦆 I went from “absolutely not” to tail-wagging fiesta mode at EPCOT. ¡Olé!

#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
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072 Disney Dog Goes Full Fiesta! 🎊🐶🎡#goldenchronicles #servicedog #disneyworld #goldenretriever

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Ange @angecraftypaws.bsky.social · Sep 17

This is the weirdest grief: no one’s left yet, but I’m already mourning the noise, the mess, the daily chaos. Meanwhile, the dogs are like, “Yay, more snacks?” 🐶😩
#EmptyNestLife #PeaceIsTheGoal #RediscoveringMe

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Ange @angecraftypaws.bsky.social · Sep 12

The Skinny Legend Saga | Golden Chronicles Ep. 71

Yes, I’m skinny. No, I’m not starving. I just zoom, parkour, snack-heist, and werk. 💅🍗 Metabolism powered by chaos and cookies.

#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
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071 The Skinny Legend Saga 🐕‍🦺🐶 #goldenretriever #servicedog #activedogs #goldenchronicles

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Ange @angecraftypaws.bsky.social · Sep 11

The simplest of the bunch—but still rocking that scarlet, gray, and “O” so proudly you'd think I drafted it into the team 🧶💪 Sometimes less frogging really is more. #HandKnitting #DIYKnitting #CraftingCommunity #YarnLove #KnitLife #KnittersOfBluesky

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Ange @angecraftypaws.bsky.social · Sep 9

Operation Oreo Crumble | Golden Chronicles Ep. 70

Oreos: stolen. Drama: activated. I became a snack ninja, Andy panicked, and Muffin was zero help. 🍪😎 Would I do it again? Absolutely.

#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
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070 Operation Oreo Crumble! 🍪🐶 #goldenchronicles #servicedog #goldenretriever

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Ange @angecraftypaws.bsky.social · Sep 4

I don’t speak up about fake SDs to be mean—I do it because I have to. A reactive SD can’t work. A fearful SD can’t work. And most of us can’t afford to replace a $20K dog because someone wanted to take their pet everywhere. #ProtectServiceDogs #NotAPet #RespectTheVest

Ange @angecraftypaws.bsky.social · Sep 4

Sometimes I speak Spanish in public and folks act like I just summoned a demon. Relax, Karen. I’m just ordering tacos. 🌮👀
#MexicanAmericanLife #DeepThinker #OwnYourPower

Ange @angecraftypaws.bsky.social · Sep 4

Meemaw’s Next Adventure | Golden Chronicles Ep. 69

Strength isn’t doing it alone—it’s knowing when to accept help. 💛 Meemaw’s next chapter might include a new partner: a mobility dog.

#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
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069 Meemaw’s Next Adventure 👩🏽‍🦳🐾🐶 #goldenretriever #servicedogteam #goldenchronicles

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Ange @angecraftypaws.bsky.social · Sep 3

Serving sunshine, stars, and stitching sass—all on my denim derriére! ☀️🧵🌟
Got brave with these shorts and honestly? Feeling like the craftiest comet in the closet. Wearable art > fast fashion any day.

#EmbroideryOnClothes #DIYProject #CraftyHand #CreativeStitching #UpcycledFashion #HandmadeWithCare

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Ange @angecraftypaws.bsky.social · Sep 3

Paw-triotism at Mount Vernon | Golden Chronicles Ep. 68

Creaky floors. Brave stories. A flag waving over old oak trees. 🇺🇸 Sidoh at Washington’s home, wagging through history—flaws, floof, and all.

#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
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068 Paw-triotism at Mount Vernon 🏡🐶🐾 #servicedog #mountvernon #goldenretriever

YouTube video by The Golden Chronicles

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Ange @angecraftypaws.bsky.social · Sep 3

When you’re a flat-faced diva, eating a pup cup becomes a team sport. 🐶🍦 Muffin requires full spoon service—no nose depth, no problem. She’s classy, not messy. 😂 #PupCupAssistance #ShihTzuStruggles #VIPupService

Ange @angecraftypaws.bsky.social · Aug 28

As a GenX woman, I survived dial-up, low-rise jeans, and being told to shut up. But this? Women tearing each other down while rights are stripped away? What happened?🔥
#FierceAndFearless #NoMoreGaslighting #KnowYourWorth

Ange @angecraftypaws.bsky.social · Aug 28

Meet my first crochet project: the utterly adorable moo-tant. 🐄🧶🦆
Somehow birthed a cow… with platypus energy. The tension was wild, the stuffing was chaos, and the result? Pure squishy magic. Mistakes were made—cuteness was achieved.

#CrochetAddict #CrochetLife #YarnLove #PlatyCow

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Ange @angecraftypaws.bsky.social · Aug 27

🐾 Sidoh’s Golden Nugget of the Day 🐾

"If you don’t know what the noise was, bark first. Investigate later." – Safety first.

🐶 Need more home defense tips from a pro good boy? Follow me!

#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
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🐾 Sidoh’s Golden Nugget of the Day 🐾Bark first. Investigate later! 🐶#goldenretriever #servicedog

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Ange @angecraftypaws.bsky.social · Aug 25

Using glasses to hide tears as I drop off my twins at college. Feels like my heart is breaking 💔

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Ange @angecraftypaws.bsky.social · Aug 24

Caught Sidoh doing hard time... for crimes like being too cute and stealing hearts. 🐾😎 Don't worry, he’s totally chillin’—upside down and living his best life in “jail.” 😂 #InmateNumberGoodBoy #CrateEscapePlan #GoldenGoofball

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Ange @angecraftypaws.bsky.social · Aug 22

"Turns out you can teach an old bird new tricks. This empty nester picked up watercolors—less Monet, more mess, but it feels like breathing in color. 🎨🕊️
#RediscoveringMe #ExpressYourself #MidlifeAndThriving"

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Ange @angecraftypaws.bsky.social · Aug 22

🐾 Sidoh’s Golden Nugget of the Day 🐾

"If it squeaks, it’s a toy. If it doesn’t squeak… squeak it until it does." – Science.

🐶 Want more toy-testing techniques? Follow the floof.

#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
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🐾 Sidoh’s Golden Nugget of the Day 🐾If it squeaks, it’s a toy! 🐶🐾 #goldenretriever #dogwisdom

YouTube video by The Golden Chronicles

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Ange @angecraftypaws.bsky.social · Aug 21

Still managed to get the O in—even if I stitched it in with pure vibes and mild panic. 😅 Sometimes crafting is just confidence with yarn attached. #HandKnitting #DIYKnitting #YarnLove #CraftingCommunity #KnittersOfBluesky #KnitAndPurl

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Ange @angecraftypaws.bsky.social · Aug 20

The Great Bed Takeover!
I thought I bought a king-size bed for myself. Turns out, I just invested in prime real estate for two dogs. 🛏️🐾 Matteo takes one side, Muffin takes the other… and I get whatever’s left. 😂 #DogBedNotMine #SquishedByDogs #ShihTzuAndShepherdTakeover

Ange @angecraftypaws.bsky.social · Aug 20

🐾 Sidoh’s Golden Nugget of the Day 🐾

"Pride Month tip: love is love, and so is licking everyone at the dog park." 🌈🐾

🐶 Want more open-hearted, open-pawed advice? Stick around!

#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
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🐾 Sidoh’s Golden Nugget of the Day 🐾Pride Month tip! 🌈🐶 #goldenretriever #dogwisdom #pridemonth

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Ange @angecraftypaws.bsky.social · Aug 18

The Elephant Incident | Golden Chronicles Ep. 67

I barked at a Smithsonian elephant. ONCE. LOUD. 🐘 Echoed through history. I regret nothing. (Okay, maybe a little.)

#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
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067 The Elephant Incident! 🐘😧🐶 #goldenretriever #servicedog #dogtravel #smithsonian

YouTube video by The Golden Chronicles

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Ange @angecraftypaws.bsky.social · Aug 17

Salon Avoidance Level: Expert
I didn’t choose the gray life—the gray life chose me. Because the real alternative? Sitting in a salon chair every 4 weeks, pretending I enjoy small talk. No thanks. 😂✂️ #SalonAvoidant #GrayByChoice #LowMaintenanceLife

Ange @angecraftypaws.bsky.social · Aug 15

Not every piece is a masterpiece… but it is done, and that deserves a hoop-la! 💛🌼
Did I love the colors? No.
Did I finish anyway? Absolutely.
Because if the heart is there, the stubbornness is too.

#EmbroideryArt #CraftingCommunity #StitchingJoy #FinishedNotPerfect #ThreadTherapy #Needlework

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