Moog
@andytoots.bsky.social
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Occasional producer of daft content of varying quality. "You manage to be simultaneously hilarious and depressing." https://sublimeclipclops.com/2022/09/11/creating-content-for-the-great-internet-toilet-in-the-sky/
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WOW!! A letter from the King! 👑🇬🇧
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I hear that Trump didn’t like his Time magazine front cover. So, I turned his chin upside down and added some cartoon eyes. MUCH BETTER!
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kojamf.bsky.social
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
andytoots.bsky.social
This is like in a zombie movie when someone returns to the group concealing a bite on their hand. But after 12 hours, the rest of the group start to notice the change, and nominate someone to cave his head in with a spade before he goes full blown.
Donald Trump looking fucking awful.
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🫡🇺🇸💪🏻
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Fine attention to detail, having those little Ku Klux Klan hoods on everyone’s starter plates for Trump’s state banquet.
King Charles makes a speech at the state banquet with Donald Trump seated to his right. In front of them, a row of starter plates with serviettes that look like Klan hoods.
andytoots.bsky.social
A wonderful speech.
andytoots.bsky.social
A great honour. 🫡
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Thank you! x
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Many thanks, sir. x
andytoots.bsky.social
Many thanks! x
andytoots.bsky.social
That is genuinely one of the nicest comments ever! You’ve just made my day, thank you! x
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Thank you so much! x
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Thank you! That is wonderfully comforting to know! x
andytoots.bsky.social
It’s my birthday today. And do you know what’s going to bring the mood right down? Social fucking media. A skip fire of deranged and scary shite.
a young man wearing a shirt that says super is sitting in front of an apple laptop
ALT: a young man wearing a shirt that says super is sitting in front of an apple laptop
media.tenor.com
andytoots.bsky.social
Not a St George's cross or a union flag in sight. Absolutely disgusting! 😤
A man walks through a conference area where there are advertising hoardings for Nigel Farage, which refer to him as “The UK’s number one rated dildo dealer”. An accompanying image of the frog-faced motherfucker shows him smiling while holding aloft a big dildo.
andytoots.bsky.social
I would rather slowly iron my own bollocks while sipping on a mug of bleach. Fucking hell.
lauraphillips.bsky.social
Joining #BBCLauraK

Defence Secretary John Healey
Reform UK leader Nigel Farage
Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch
Greater Manchester mayor Andy Burnham
US Ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee

Sunday 9am #BBCOne
Joining #BBCLauraK

Defence Secretary John Healey
Reform UK leader Nigel Farage
Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch
Greater Manchester mayor Andy Burnham
US Ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee

Sunday 9am #BBCOne
andytoots.bsky.social
A really emotional end to Reform’s Party Conference. 😢
andytoots.bsky.social
Facebook... really brings a tear to the eye. 🫡 🇬🇧 #flags
Awful Facebook art of the ghost of Princess Di (with the face of a fat gammon Brexiter) painting the Danish flag onto a mini roundabout.
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jwsidders.bsky.social
Real England fighting back. Great to see. More of this please!
davea79.bsky.social
At last, some proper British vandalism.

(source - www.facebook.com/share/p/1MeV...)
England flag painted on roundabout turned into noughts and crosses game.
andytoots.bsky.social
It was bin night round here the other night.
andytoots.bsky.social
🎶… I know
I know, it's serious 🎶
Screenshot of a BBC Wales programme called ‘Monkeys in a care home’.
andytoots.bsky.social
Fucking hell.
andytoots.bsky.social
I’m sure Allison Pearson, Dan Wootton, and a crew from GB News will be along shortly to interview him about the death of freedom of speech in the UK.
scotnational.bsky.social
BREAKING: Award-winning Scottish screenwriter Paul Laverty has been arrested after wearing a T-shirt reading 'Genocide in Palestine, time to take action'

Police arrested the I, Daniel Blake writer in Edinburgh this morning