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“Ooooh look at me I’m a fucking northern cunt and this is my Sunday dinner”
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
“Ooooh look at me I’m a fucking northern cunt and this is my Sunday dinner”
Fuck me, literally
November 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Fuck me, literally
Oooooh let’s all spunk up over Eddie Howe’s fucking face 💦💦💦💦
November 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Oooooh let’s all spunk up over Eddie Howe’s fucking face 💦💦💦💦
Hello I am a massive spastic
a man is running in front of a playground with a sign that says no dogs
ALT: a man is running in front of a playground with a sign that says no dogs
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Hello I am a massive spastic
Back in a minute I’m just going to amputate my legs then have a massive wank 🤙🏿
September 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Back in a minute I’m just going to amputate my legs then have a massive wank 🤙🏿
Literally over the moon hearing the news about Taylor Swift’s engagement however I am unsure how this relates to the ACTUAL state of my fucking RINGPIECE ffs
August 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Literally over the moon hearing the news about Taylor Swift’s engagement however I am unsure how this relates to the ACTUAL state of my fucking RINGPIECE ffs
If he carries on like this I can see myself taking Malen FULLY in the mouth by Xmas ffs
August 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If he carries on like this I can see myself taking Malen FULLY in the mouth by Xmas ffs
Oooh look at me I’m a massive cunt. Ffs. Pathetic. 🚮
August 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Oooh look at me I’m a massive cunt. Ffs. Pathetic. 🚮
Could go all the way to pens this. Depends
July 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Could go all the way to pens this. Depends
They should have old Kate Garraway parading round the pitch in her fucking knickers occasionally strumming on her monkey for those that aren’t really into women’s football. Tits out obvs 🤙🏿
July 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
They should have old Kate Garraway parading round the pitch in her fucking knickers occasionally strumming on her monkey for those that aren’t really into women’s football. Tits out obvs 🤙🏿
Hell of a fucking week I’m having ffs
July 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Hell of a fucking week I’m having ffs
*windmills cock*
WAHAAAAAAAAAAY
WAHAAAAAAAAAAY
July 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
*windmills cock*
WAHAAAAAAAAAAY
WAHAAAAAAAAAAY
Think I’ve fucked up here has anyone got a size chart for butt plugs? One of my fucking eyes has just popped out ffs
July 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Think I’ve fucked up here has anyone got a size chart for butt plugs? One of my fucking eyes has just popped out ffs
Hank Fucking Marvin, lads 🤙🏿
July 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Hank Fucking Marvin, lads 🤙🏿
Just shat a battered sausage 🤙🏿
July 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Just shat a battered sausage 🤙🏿
You should sniff my bell
July 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
You should sniff my bell
Akash Deep is a decent bowler. I knew his brother, BALLS
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAALOLOLOLOLZZZZZZZZHAHAHAHAAAAA FUUCKK MEEE LOLOLOLOLZZZZ
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAALOLOLOLOLZZZZZZZZHAHAHAHAAAAA FUUCKK MEEE LOLOLOLOLZZZZ
July 10, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Akash Deep is a decent bowler. I knew his brother, BALLS
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAALOLOLOLOLZZZZZZZZHAHAHAHAAAAA FUUCKK MEEE LOLOLOLOLZZZZ
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAALOLOLOLOLZZZZZZZZHAHAHAHAAAAA FUUCKK MEEE LOLOLOLOLZZZZ
I’ve just been thinking about the curry I’m having on Friday and now I’ve got a massive STIFFY and my ringpiece is gurning like a fucking goat’s CUNT 🤙🏿😍
July 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I’ve just been thinking about the curry I’m having on Friday and now I’ve got a massive STIFFY and my ringpiece is gurning like a fucking goat’s CUNT 🤙🏿😍
People always come up to me and say “what are you doing in my garden?”
July 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
People always come up to me and say “what are you doing in my garden?”