Andy Rimmer
andy200.bsky.social
Andy Rimmer
@andy200.bsky.social
Breeder of Unicorns (when in season),
Curator of misattributed ephemera.
Writer of gags (this isn't one!).
It's gonna be too late to grow up.
Pinned
There's a German themed party
and the missus says I have to wear
lederhosen, which have just arrived
from Amazon, but the wurst is yet to come!

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Community : agreement on messages
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November 25, 2025 at 9:21 AM
My mate has promised his missus
Brazilian cosmetic surgery, but... and
it's a big Butt, only if he wins a new contract!
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November 25, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Moment : maternal ingress point
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November 24, 2025 at 9:06 AM
My uncle lived there for a time when I was a kid. Still remember Hadrian's Wall and the castle.
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 AM
It wasn't his first rodeo, but the horse
was up for it!
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November 24, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Remarkable : easily annotated e.g. a whiteboard
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November 23, 2025 at 8:30 AM
My mate is the kinda guy who takes
a plastic knife to a glue gun fight!
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November 23, 2025 at 8:26 AM
The hot girl, sister of a friend, in the village allegedly slept with
Hugh when they played locally on tour. Teenage Cool at the time.
November 22, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Preserve : the viewing menu/prices and
selection stage.
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November 21, 2025 at 9:22 AM
My mate's new double glazing business
concept has err... gone out of the window.
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November 21, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Perhaps they graduated onto the Anger Management course.
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Cherish : passing resemblance to the American
chanteuse and actor.
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November 20, 2025 at 9:10 AM
'...And the chef has his own personal herb garden.
He is meticulous, even fertilising it himself!'
'Hope he washes his hands after!'
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November 20, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Approach : preventative beetle app
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November 19, 2025 at 9:13 AM
My mate said his girlfriend was a model,
and someone had asked her if he could put
her 'arty' pictures on jigsaws.
She wasn't cut out for it.
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November 19, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Remember : prosthetic phallus operation
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November 18, 2025 at 9:14 AM
My mate won the card school championship.
'Well... you have the bragging rights!'
'Prefer the studding rights!'
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November 18, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Concern : fake Large Hadron Collider
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November 17, 2025 at 9:15 AM
The estate agent said, '...And this is
powder room!'
My mate replied, 'They must've had one
hell of a coke habit!'
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November 17, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Peter Blake, pop artist was a great endorsement.
November 16, 2025 at 12:06 PM
The most 'important' album in rock history. Everyone has a favourite album which is the 'best' to them. But this was the crossover into art. Contemporary musicians can become artists if they produce original creative work.
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Question : long investigation into Particle Physics
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November 16, 2025 at 9:47 AM
The missus isn't speaking to me at
the moment! All I did was shout across to
her in the pharmacy that Vagisil was on offer!
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November 16, 2025 at 9:44 AM
XXXL Roman for a fat bastard.
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Non-tax paying (anywhere!) overseas billionaires who own the media creating a false narrative. What a surprise.
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM