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Andrew Baumgartner
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biophysicist | statistical physics of single cells | formerly strings + QFT | drums in nonsensing & fun parents | professional poser
Reposted by Andrew Baumgartner
This morning, @isbscience.org's Dr. Mary Brunkow was awarded the 2025 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine! Dr. Brunkow shares the award with Fred Ramsdell and Shimon Sakaguchi. Read the press release here: www.nobelprize.org/.../medicine....

What a tremendous honor! Congratulations!
October 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
truly wild that a paper in a journal title ALGORITHMS of molecular biology does not have available code
May 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
it’s incredible that you can drink 1863268 miller high lifes (lives?) and not get drunk
April 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
knee high chelsea boots and soccer shorts. and they seattle isn’t fashionable
April 12, 2025 at 5:57 AM
people love being like "we need help analyzing this data! it has 223450923707 variables and we have 10 samples"
March 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
josie and the pussycats truly is an incredible movie
March 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
why do all computer scientists write code Like That™️?
March 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
truly insane how sparse the information in ML papers from 5+ years ago is. no code, no comments, no justifications, just vibes
February 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
my paper is finally out! i consider this work as a first step in bridging the gap between stochastic and deterministic models of single cell transcriptomics. we model the intermediate N limit via a data driven potential that gives rise to the kNN estimate of the sampling density. let me explain! 1/
Fokker-Planck diffusion maps of microglial transcriptomes reveal radial differentiation into substates associated with Alzheimer’s pathology - Communications Biology
Combining a novel, biophysically plausible clustering scheme with statistics and interpretable machine learning yields insights into microglia dysfunction in Alzheimer’s disease.
www.nature.com
February 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
ive said it once and ill say it again: its incredible that we can learn anything at all using statistics.
February 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
people in seattle are paying $16 for a bacon, egg, and cheese
February 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
we r cute
💕💕💕
January 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
missing her (the vince lombardi rest stop)
January 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
me [reading moby dick]:

melville [for some reason]: THE AIR IS A GIRL AND THE SEA IS A BOY
January 24, 2025 at 6:09 AM
i’ll never understand why people chose to stand in the middle of the sidewalk instead of at the actual
bus stop
January 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
doi2bib and sci-hub are the unsung heroes of my academic life
January 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
i love moby dick because you’ll be reading a chapter about whale’s nose or some shit and all of sudden there’s 3 of the most beautiful sentences ever written in the english language.
January 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
watched the deer hunter last night and it was maybe the greatest movies i’ve ever see.
December 31, 2024 at 8:24 PM
kindly suggested to a communist that they should perhaps work with the anarchists instead of just shitting on the ideology and i was told to “shut up and get in line.” truly
beyond parody!!
December 25, 2024 at 8:49 PM
and just like that the muppets christmas carol remains the best christmas movie
December 24, 2024 at 3:22 AM
never been good at debating or arguing, but grad school really put the nail in that coffin for me lmao. i truly don’t know how anyone could emerge from a a PhD thinking they know anything at all
December 23, 2024 at 4:26 PM
if your the only purpose of the “science” you do is to generate capital, it’s not science. unless you freely disseminate your findings and methodology to the public, it’s not science. it’s product development.
December 21, 2024 at 4:51 AM
the real reason i came home for the holidays
December 19, 2024 at 6:28 PM