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Anderoo Gigwhore

@anderoogigwhore.bsky.social

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Scottishlander, bad singer, headbanger, poster of quotes and music lyrics

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Anderoo Gigwhore @anderoogigwhore.bsky.social · 6h

Now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life <3
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Anderoo Gigwhore @anderoogigwhore.bsky.social · 14h

You dont live with me; you live with remains! <3
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Anderoo Gigwhore @anderoogigwhore.bsky.social · 14h

Making friends is hard these days. Frankenstein tried it and the one he made killed his friend, his brother and his wife!

Anderoo Gigwhore @anderoogigwhore.bsky.social · 1d

I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor, reminds me of the times we shared... <3
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Anderoo Gigwhore @anderoogigwhore.bsky.social · 1d

You'd go to the Oasis reunion and shout "WONDERWALL" every ten seconds and leave after the first chorus.

Anderoo Gigwhore @anderoogigwhore.bsky.social · 1d

After the explanation you gave him a demonstration? He claimed not to know of it, AND didn't like it? You need to break up so you can go round the corner shop in someone who appreciates you in their dressing gown.

Anderoo Gigwhore @anderoogigwhore.bsky.social · 1d

That is demonologists for you - careless and homicidal! <3
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Anderoo Gigwhore @anderoogigwhore.bsky.social · 2d

Taken for granted. Now I waste it, faked it, ate it; now I hate it! <3
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Anderoo Gigwhore @anderoogigwhore.bsky.social · 2d

Some of November? They've been selling mince pies since fucking September!

Also I'm not celebrating Halloween "early". My skulls are there all year so it's not seasonal, it's gothic

Anderoo Gigwhore @anderoogigwhore.bsky.social · 2d

Your substance abuse causes havok with their line dancing! <3
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Anderoo Gigwhore @anderoogigwhore.bsky.social · 2d

The full pint takes longer because at some point you've stopped to taste it and realise it's pisswater. Gotta psych yourself up for the rest.

Either that or change to spirits and drink at a steady rate

Anderoo Gigwhore @anderoogigwhore.bsky.social · 3d

Prototypes of what we were <3
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Anderoo Gigwhore @anderoogigwhore.bsky.social · 3d

Well most people learn and grow as they get older. Shame you didn't

Anderoo Gigwhore @anderoogigwhore.bsky.social · 3d

September. If started in fucking September.

Anderoo Gigwhore @anderoogigwhore.bsky.social · 3d

Should've added the song name so we can judge the difficulty level of the track in question.

Anderoo Gigwhore @anderoogigwhore.bsky.social · 3d

Don't join it. Don't give out your number. In fact, don't even download Whatsapp. My child has made it to highschool without me having it.

Anderoo Gigwhore @anderoogigwhore.bsky.social · 3d

There's a load of smackheads in there... and they might need help with a tyre! <3
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Anderoo Gigwhore @anderoogigwhore.bsky.social · 3d

Mine was to stand out/get the weirdest looks. Usually involves some attempt at corpse paint

Anderoo Gigwhore @anderoogigwhore.bsky.social · 3d

The fact that you think a comedy duos output and availability thereof is under parliamentary purview and worthy of a discussion is a sad indication of todays political knowledge.

Anderoo Gigwhore @anderoogigwhore.bsky.social · 4d

Choreographed, and lack of passion! <3
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Anderoo Gigwhore @anderoogigwhore.bsky.social · 4d

...they have that reputation? Amongst who? Anyone who progressed past P5 reading level?

Anderoo Gigwhore @anderoogigwhore.bsky.social · 4d

If you die, who employs butlers anymore? <3
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Anderoo Gigwhore @anderoogigwhore.bsky.social · 5d

I cannot speak! I lost my voice; speechless and redundant, cause "I love you"'s not enough; I'm lost for words... <3
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Anderoo Gigwhore @anderoogigwhore.bsky.social · 5d

You're still giving that shitrag clicks, views and engagement.

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Anderoo Gigwhore @anderoogigwhore.bsky.social · 5d

Did you get engaged just to break into an office? <3
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