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Amy Charlotte Kean
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Small town girl with a heart of gold and a passion for leading cults. Psychosociologist, bestselling author, tycoon, satirist and lover of 90s advertising jingles. Maybe she's born with it.
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Celebrity Traitors proving once again how easy it is for powerful white men to hide in plain sight.

At this stage Jonathan could be wearing an “I am a Traitor’ t-shirt, walk around whistling Murder on the Dancefloor and vote for himself at the roundtable and still no one would suspect a thing
Oh, they’re doing the “it’s a cult” thing, now.

Should we create a bingo card?
Are the right ok?

This is next level of "journalistic* " slop.

Join.greenparty.org.uk
The true essence of modern capitalism is paying extra for a ‘priority’ service that takes even longer than the regular service
Celebs go dating. Except the women he dates are underage and have no choice in the matter
If he didn’t get paid and had scorpions sting his testes daily
With the week ‘Prince’ Andrew’s been having, it’s increasingly likely that ITV will snap him up for the next series of I’m a Celebrity
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The reason most pitches are lost isn’t because the team were bad, but because they listened submissively to the loudest, most confident person in the room
I’ve studied people long enough to know that sometimes it’s not “imposter syndrome.”

Sometimes you’re just not as good as you think you should be, and the volume of praise you received as a kid outweighs your capacity to improve.
Maybe the female stars will get less online abuse, then *crosses fingers*
I saw this on Sunset Boulevard yesterday.

I’ve seen these Netflix ads on social media so much that it genuinely felt like I’d spotted a celebrity. 🤣
According to ancient myth, every time you sneeze it’s a demon leaving your body.

Which is why people who sneeze two, or three, or four times in a row are actually more evil than the rest of us.

There’s more demonic energy inside of them to expunge
All future parents should be forced to take an exam before they have kids to prove they’re capable of raising a human being.

The reason this doesn’t exist is because most people would fail
If this is a trial run to see if women can go and live on another planet while men get some therapy, then I support it
This is my impression of consumers on April fools day
You know what’s sad?

A few years ago on April fools day all these brands were out there going “woo hoo here’s a silly prank let’s have some fun!” and everyone on the internet was like “🤮🤮🤮 🤮ugh how cringe” and now hardly anyone does anything.

Be creative. Be cringe. DO PRANKS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
When work associates ask me for a massive favour and then say "I'll buy you lunch to say thank you" - thus punishing me twice
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Spoiler: it was a cow