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Amber B

Amber B

@amborzini.bsky.social

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Amber B @amborzini.bsky.social · Jan 18

Dad wanted to live like the Wilderness Family. We all did, except for Mom, who couldn't bear the idea of missing her soaps or idle chatter w friends over the course of several doobies. I romanticized the thrill of running for my life from something wild--something more alive than chattering ladies.

Amber B @amborzini.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks to the first 3 chapters of Bob Odenkirk's Comedy Comedy Comedy Drama for getting me through round 3 of chemo. 3 down, 13 to go.
#breastcancer

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God @thegodpodcast.com · 3d

HARK! President Pedo took back control of the narrative this week. All he had to do was kill more Venezuelan fishermen, bulldoze the White House and shit on everyone.

Can we get back to sharing meme protest signs, frogs, and demanding the Epstein files now?

Amber B @amborzini.bsky.social · 2d

You can tell he's really self-conscious of his neck folds.

Amber B @amborzini.bsky.social · 3d

Still no ballot in the mail, but a jury summons arrived just in time for 5 more months of chemo followed by a month of radiation treatments.
#breastcancer

Amber B @amborzini.bsky.social · 3d

I don't know why all my neighbors got their mail-in ballots weeks ago, but I'm still waiting on mine.
#fishy
@governor.ca.gov

Amber B @amborzini.bsky.social · 7d

As history unfolds in real time
ABC: rerun of What Would You Do
CBS: rerun of The Dish
NBC: rerun of Dateline
Fox: all the #NoKings speeches live

Amber B @amborzini.bsky.social · 7d

Programming at ABC, @nbcnews.com & @cbsnews.com is being decided by Young Republicans now?! The revolution is being televised on Fox while the rest drop the ball.
#hackjournalism

Amber B @amborzini.bsky.social · 7d

Fox: I would say hundreds upon hundreds of people, possibly thousands.
#hackjournalism

Amber B @amborzini.bsky.social · 7d

Waiting for ABC, @cbsnews.com & @nbcnews.com to catch up with Fox and actually show history in the making. Only Fox is broadcasting #NoKings protests in real time.

ABC: buy these shampoos!
NBC: recycling yesterday's news
CBS: also recycling yesterday's news

Amber B @amborzini.bsky.social · 7d

Sliwa sounds like Grandpa Simpson.

a cartoon of homer simpson holding a card

ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson holding a card

media.tenor.com

Amber B @amborzini.bsky.social · 7d

Curtis Sliwa just compared Mamdani to Daft Punk.

a man wearing a white suit and a helmet stands next to another man wearing a helmet

ALT: a man wearing a white suit and a helmet stands next to another man wearing a helmet

media.tenor.com

Amber B @amborzini.bsky.social · 8d

They all aspire to be just as fit as their dear leader.

Amber B @amborzini.bsky.social · 9d

So, @cbsnews.com scolds Katie Porter for cursing at staff.

Meanwhile, young republican racists call for gas chambers and rape and CBS offers them crickets.

#hackjournalism

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Anti-Fascist Collective… @wtafc.bsky.social · 10d

Amber B @amborzini.bsky.social · 10d

Watching Australian Survivor on YouTube because Paramount+ is too daft to add it to their streaming selection.

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Cyndi @savannahpeace.bsky.social · 10d

Wonder IF they would have done this Without masks ,military uniforms and weapons??? THIS is not brave. THEY are cowards.

Amber B @amborzini.bsky.social · 10d

You married a woman who morphed into a sycophantic shill. She wasn't always that way. She used to have a moral compass. Now, she has orange turd-stained lips. What a shame.

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Truth Social(ist) @twitterrefugeeog.bsky.social · 11d

This idiot keeps bragging about the 20 hostages being released in another country while he's kidnapping thousands of people a day here in America.

Fuck him and the fascism he rode in on.

Amber B @amborzini.bsky.social · 10d

I thought I blocked this idiot last week. Must be a clone. 🙃

Amber B @amborzini.bsky.social · 10d

Netanyahu IS a war criminal. Your opinion is irrelevant.

Amber B @amborzini.bsky.social · 15d

Turning Point is planning an all racist halftime show. They wanted Jimmy Kimmel to foot the bill for their podunk Kid Rock show.

Amber B @amborzini.bsky.social · 16d

I didn't know there's a Charlottesville in West Virginia. I thought that was just in Virginia.

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Angie @angieispissed.bsky.social · 16d