AMBIEN IN ALL CAPS
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StL nap champ 44 años TELE: Ambien FA: mrowl
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There's someone dressed up as [furry bait character] sitting on my neighbor's front porch taking pictures of flowers

so maybe this whole thing has gone far enough
ambienowl.bsky.social
If you're ever looking for fun stories, ask any woman in the fandom about "that guy"

They all have a story about "that guy"
ambienowl.bsky.social
This world isn't weird in the ways I want it to be
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Those people exist, apparently
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My paternal grandfather was 6’8” and grandmother was barely more than 5’ and they had 19 kids so

very dangerous it seems
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{M.A.S.H. theme song playing as the Amazon delivery drone delivers a buttplug to a remote campsite}
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I wonder how long it’s going to be before high-end gaming pcs require 240v power.
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There’s a few measurements I wish were more accessible, like blood glucose. There’s been a lot of advances in that but the supplies are often expensive and/or require a diagnosis to attain.
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A lot of the measurements needed to determine overall health can be done using electronic sensors like those in smart watches. But interpreting trends usually requires a large data set and careful interpretation.
ambienowl.bsky.social
I had a drawing along those lines of my char melting into a puddle but I sort of shelved it because I didn't want to make people think it was some kind of kink
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I figure it’ll eventually be nothing but ads except for the moments that the ball is actually in play.
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Trying to watch baseball BUT THERES SO MANY FUCKING ADS
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It’s the butthole circle of hell and I’m being mistaken for a proctologist