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DR. AMANDA BLANCHARD D.C.
@amandablanchard.bsky.social
Producer | Screenwriter with a true comedy about a disabled chiropractor who suffers medical malpractice and discovers she's pregnant.
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I spent the day thinking of you.

I planted 1000 mushroom plugs in logs today.

Shittake.

Huge logs.

We should have mushrooms for years.
May 28, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I had chat gpt write something realize it's mistake and wrote the correction in its one reply.

What in the living?
May 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I know why the caged bird sang, but also why Jesus wept.
May 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I recently learned half and half is not the recipe for coffee.

You people are animals.
May 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Did you watch SNL's only seniors this past weekend?

Well, the weekend prior, we were receiving audience choice for "only grans."

Check out SNL's source material here. Lol

youtu.be/rvtmylzVOGg?...
Only Grans
YouTube video by Wendell Simmons
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May 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I dont mean to brag, but Im hanging with Kevin Smith, tonight watching an extended cut of Dogma.

Giddy like a school girl.
April 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
m.youtube.com/watch?v=rvtm...

We won audience selection tonight with a short film called "Only Grans"

Hope you enjoy it.
Only Grans
YouTube video by Wendell Simmons
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April 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I'm performing at the Bird Comedy Club in K.C.

Gravy's train wife has arrived!
April 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I dont have strong familiar ties.

But i do have a family of service members.

Doesn't matter the branch...they are all my brothers and sisters.

And just like family...you can't pick em and most are crazy as hell.
March 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I had to ask my daughter to not roast me.

I'm chair of a film competition and the trophies arrived.

She roasted their size.

Size ain't everything...right? Lol
March 27, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I have 2 directors looking for low budget horror features.

We are looking for something sexy/comical.

Or a thriller with a great twist.

If you have something done in these genres. Please send me your loglines.
March 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
My friend is proctored the bar exam today...

I wished him lots of cheating to keep his day action packed.
February 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My son, who has special needs, likes to remind me his birthday is coming every day since Christmas...

His birthday is in April, y'all.
February 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
My credit card was hacked for a bunch of entertainment tickets.

Credit card knew immediately this princess isn't watching the hornets play whatever it is they play.
February 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My daughter is excited about this... and the cast looks phenomenal.

‘The Odyssey’ First Look: Matt Damon Is Odysseus in Christopher Nolan’s Next Epic

Source: Variety
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‘The Odyssey’ First Look: Matt Damon Is Odysseus in Christopher Nolan’s Next Epic
Matt Damon will play Odysseus in Christopher Nolan's upcoming epic 'The Odyssey.'
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February 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Someone just introduced me to someone who is conservative like us.

Wtf???
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February 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Im making my partner watch white lotus, and I keep asking him who dies.

This is more fun for me than him...
I guarantee. Lol
February 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I know the world is ending...

But I got 3rd row seats to Hamilton this summer.

So if everything could chill till 26, that would be great.
February 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Letting everyone know I have an above average amount of rage today.

Thanks for letting me over share. Lol
February 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Im taking my daughter to comi-con.

I'm so excited to introduce her!
February 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The show "Mo" is delightful.
It's refreshing to see a new perspective on television.
February 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Im always the lowest on weed when the weather is precarious.
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February 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Move over Trad wifes.

I just canned 3 gallons of homemade chicken broth from chickens I raised myself.
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February 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Who's all playing the nyc midnight screenwriting challenge?

We are looking to create a reading group before the contest starts.
February 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
My back has been killing me. I feel like the leaning tower of piza.

Also me, half sitting on a blanket... too much of a bum to move the blanket and end my misery.
February 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM