Alynn the Yellow Eyed
@alynnyelloweyed.bsky.social
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Think about the worst person you know. At some point, they were just a wide eyed child (possibly with an droid building hobby).
Starting God of War late today. I need to take something to the UPS store, and the pumpkin I'm roasting is taking a bit longer than anticipated.
Oh that was today, I need to go look around for abandoned cars to replace mine with.
I just want to win enough money to be able to buy a house around Seattle with a good area for a garden and some chickens and not have to spend the next 20 years working.

I don't ask for much.
I tell my wife every 1st of the month when my 100% money comes in. "Man it almost makes it worth it." Then I have a sudden anxiety attack and know it wasn't.
Does it smell like dirty socks and piss bottles?
Yeah, so if it is reoccurring like a fourthwall sub is that a tip? Or does it have to be one off? If it has to be one off what happens if someone tips again the same amount? One could argue that streaming is a tip only business, outside of ad rev.
I miss when my brain had more idle time. That was when silly ideas would form that allowed me to look at the world and its absurdities in fun and funny ways.

Now, there is too much real shit that makes it hard to see the funny through the despair.
Blue door, you go back in the past fix all your mistakes and invest in all the stocks you know will skyrocket. Now you have far more than 10 million.
Gonna be starting up soon. When its time to cut the brisket up, you cut the brisket up :P.
A Series of Unfortunate Decisions: Episode 41 begins now!

After months (irl and in game) the sahuagin menace is to be faced. Will the drinks emerge in triumph, or find themselves in a watery grave?

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Define affordable. I love my Ryobi ones with the interchangeable batteries with all other ryobi stuff.
Starting a little late but A Series of Unfortunate Decisions: Episode 40 begins now!!

The Drunks are about to tell the war council the layout of the sahaugin fortress. HOpefully they remember what it looked like.

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When that baby was born my young self was TRAUMATIZED. I was sure that baby was gonna be looking at me from all the windows of my house.
Tonight at 7pm CST for What the Friday we will be reviewing #hiddenpass by @ggstudio.bsky.social. #providedkey

A Tactical Roguelite. Magic, tactics, and many, MANY mistakes. See you tonight!

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Today I went to Wendy's for the first time in 2 decades. I ordered a Baconator.

It came with no bacon.

I just got an ator :(
This is how I got my wife into Anime.
I've seen this twice today on different channels. Both were upon entering the channel.
I always wanted to live in New Jefset
Upcast to not target the funny bone. Only serious bones.