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al the pal @althepal.bsky.social · Nov 22

Wasn’t gonna smoke tn but my frontal lobe closing like a mf

al the pal @althepal.bsky.social · 17d

This Biracial bird means everything to me

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 17d

A rare hybrid bird was identified as the first recorded natural occurrence of a green jay mating with a blue jay in the wild.

Scientists say global warming expanded the range of the typically tropical green jay, allowing for this unique union.

Rare colorful hybrid jay could be result of climate change, study finds

A backyard sighting has led to what researchers say may be the first hybrid offspring of a blue jay mating with a green jay.

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al the pal @althepal.bsky.social · Feb 20

Just sneezed so hard I felt my back crack. this is the dream

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al the pal @althepal.bsky.social · Feb 11

Sometimes u just need to poop and calm down

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al the pal @althepal.bsky.social · Feb 4

sometimes before I fall sleep I hear this in my head

al the pal @althepal.bsky.social · Feb 4

Very few times that I’ve been zooted to the point I can’t read simple sentences and 2/3 of those times “tate mcrae” was at the scene of the crime. Something about her name just absolutely demolishes my sense of syntax. literacy obliterater

al the pal @althepal.bsky.social · Feb 2

Why are you as a man featuring another man

al the pal @althepal.bsky.social · Feb 1

Tbd…. The bampire diaries…

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al the pal @althepal.bsky.social · Jan 29

Taking an edible and pressing start Erin Brockovich after midnight

al the pal @althepal.bsky.social · Jan 26

I probably was an ant in my past life

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horrid @lilivamps.bsky.social · Jan 23

Y’all, Trump signed a new executive order. It says that everyone who listens to videos in public without using headphones has to pay me one billion dollars and they get shot in the leg. I think this type of leadership is really admirable and courageous

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al the pal @althepal.bsky.social · Jan 19

im CTFUUUUU thinking ab the rpf tag on ao3. If I was a celebrity and people were writing smutty fanfics about me describing my body saying shit like “her thin lips” or “her large thighs” no I’d kill my self OMGGGGG OMG