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jₑₐₙ ₚᵢₑᵣᵣₑ 🎄
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#1 lunchable 😋😋
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i’m so easily influenced it’s kinda embarrassing
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 AM
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 AM
November 30, 2025 at 5:28 AM
this never gets old the way she wasn’t even pregnant 😭
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
me and my christmas cat ears at work
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
working until midnight 🫩
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
man now i gotta come up with a christmas pfp 😭 i’m so tired
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
damn that was a good ass nap now to get drunk! let’s get this party started!!!
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
leftovers ✅ secured! now i need a nap
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Lucky the Leprechaun:
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Madame Morrible MM flip it around Wagon Wheel Watusi
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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look at my lawyer dawg i’m going to jail…
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
ayo fit check!!
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
told my boyfriend to oil me up give me a massage and eat my ass omg i can’t wait to get off work :3
patrick star from spongebob squarepants is laughing with his mouth open while hanging from a rope .
ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is laughing with his mouth open while hanging from a rope .
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November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
EVERYONE SHUT UP MY SONG IS ONNN
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
bought this at work today and bitch i can’t stop
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
can’t stop thinking about that tik tok that said if elphaba and fiyero had a kid it’d be dubai chocolate 😭
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
pretty sure the new guy i’m training is gay and he has the same shoes i do..
spongebob squarepants from spongebob squarepants is holding a box on his shoulder .
ALT: spongebob squarepants from spongebob squarepants is holding a box on his shoulder .
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November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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hang in there bb
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
long long day 🫩
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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there could be a 100 people in the room, but only one knows MM/Madame Morrible = WW/Wicked Witch
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
madame morrible MM flip it around WW wicked witch!
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
pure fucking art 🩷
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM