Alston James
@alstonjames88.bsky.social
Half logic, half chaos. Always somewhere between a deep thought and a bad joke.
Gohan had all right to retire at an early age and focus on his studies after all he went through. Fight me.
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Gohan had all right to retire at an early age and focus on his studies after all he went through. Fight me.
Watched "back to the future 1 -2-3 " about a million time and I still get nervous that Marty not gonna make it back to 1985 when they waiting for the lightning to strike the clock tower and the Delorean won't start
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Watched "back to the future 1 -2-3 " about a million time and I still get nervous that Marty not gonna make it back to 1985 when they waiting for the lightning to strike the clock tower and the Delorean won't start
If you’re still lifting and doing cardio in November and December while everyone else ....
Blames “the holidays”
You’re my people
Blames “the holidays”
You’re my people
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
If you’re still lifting and doing cardio in November and December while everyone else ....
Blames “the holidays”
You’re my people
Blames “the holidays”
You’re my people
Every Sunday I'm like “I really needed this” and it’s literally just me spending the whole day alone, not speaking to a single soul.
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Every Sunday I'm like “I really needed this” and it’s literally just me spending the whole day alone, not speaking to a single soul.
I was at a nearby winery with a local wine club when I noticed this tag on one of the doors leading to their patio. While I was taking a picture, a couple of the ladies who worked there came over to see what I was doing. None of them had ever noticed this instruction tag before.
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I was at a nearby winery with a local wine club when I noticed this tag on one of the doors leading to their patio. While I was taking a picture, a couple of the ladies who worked there came over to see what I was doing. None of them had ever noticed this instruction tag before.
Bro said "F*ck them powers, 🥷🏿. Square up."
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Bro said "F*ck them powers, 🥷🏿. Square up."
Me trying to keep up running on the groups free version
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Me trying to keep up running on the groups free version
Stop blaming women for falling for the wrong men. The truth is, some men pretend to be someone they're not from the start.
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Stop blaming women for falling for the wrong men. The truth is, some men pretend to be someone they're not from the start.
Leaving a man because of cheating is like leaving a country because of Rain ,It rains everywhere my sister sit down.
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Leaving a man because of cheating is like leaving a country because of Rain ,It rains everywhere my sister sit down.
Agree with this 😁
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Agree with this 😁
Aight unc...we ain't trying to hear all that but what you drinking over there
I'm up cuz I'm an ol head + I like to savor
every min of my Sunday. What's your excuse?
every min of my Sunday. What's your excuse?
November 23, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Aight unc...we ain't trying to hear all that but what you drinking over there
Abundance
November 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Abundance
I love Atla more but Korra is not as bad as ppl say
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I love Atla more but Korra is not as bad as ppl say
Damn such a romantic
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Damn such a romantic
Don’t hate me…but literally the same person in two photos…Always down to scrap but constantly taking L’s 😂😂😂
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Don’t hate me…but literally the same person in two photos…Always down to scrap but constantly taking L’s 😂😂😂
My face reading this
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
My face reading this
Mikey… learning he lost his Last Ronin movie.
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Mikey… learning he lost his Last Ronin movie.
When I was a kid I thought they were both Zoe Saldana 😭😆
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
When I was a kid I thought they were both Zoe Saldana 😭😆
Nah
Y'all sleep?
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Nah
Damn Big Snyder I ain’t know Netflix cancelled all ya shit 😭I didn’t care for Rebel Moon but That Batista joint was solid!….
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Damn Big Snyder I ain’t know Netflix cancelled all ya shit 😭I didn’t care for Rebel Moon but That Batista joint was solid!….
My beard said no mam....
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
My beard said no mam....
Superman once beat a villain ass for bring him a birthday present.
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Superman once beat a villain ass for bring him a birthday present.
Did we all take naps and now we’re wide awake? Because that’s exactly what happened to me 😭🔥
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Did we all take naps and now we’re wide awake? Because that’s exactly what happened to me 😭🔥