Alphaismo
@alphaismo.bsky.social
(18+ ONLY // Lvl. 22) Le self-taught cockfucking-obsessed artist who's slow and/or lazy as shit (Minors, Dreamsexuals and NFTards DNI!)
And no, I don't do commissions because I don't know how
And no, I don't do commissions because I don't know how
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December 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Barnyard Banana Girl part 4 with some milk. Banana milk.
December 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Barnyard Banana Girl part 4 with some milk. Banana milk.
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you'll never guess what the thing is
December 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
you'll never guess what the thing is
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Barnyard Banana Girl part 3
I'm also surprised no one pointed out where the hat's from.
I'm also surprised no one pointed out where the hat's from.
December 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Barnyard Banana Girl part 3
I'm also surprised no one pointed out where the hat's from.
I'm also surprised no one pointed out where the hat's from.
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Barnyard Banana Girl 1-2 (I was really in a huge balls mood)
December 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Barnyard Banana Girl 1-2 (I was really in a huge balls mood)
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Barnyard Banana Girl cover (tune in for the rest of the comic throughout the month!)
December 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Barnyard Banana Girl cover (tune in for the rest of the comic throughout the month!)
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naughty kitty
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
naughty kitty
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December 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Another #LookOutside fanart and for my shock as well it's not Phillippe
Desire to draw every single character from this game ⬆️⬆️⬆️ oh my god
Desire to draw every single character from this game ⬆️⬆️⬆️ oh my god
December 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Another #LookOutside fanart and for my shock as well it's not Phillippe
Desire to draw every single character from this game ⬆️⬆️⬆️ oh my god
Desire to draw every single character from this game ⬆️⬆️⬆️ oh my god
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What if Sallie May did a freakin' sweet Street Fighter kick?
December 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
What if Sallie May did a freakin' sweet Street Fighter kick?
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December 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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I just called my house rep and Senator today, and you should too.
I promise you, I have phone anxiety probably as bad as you do, and it took 3 minutes at most to make a call.
I’d recommend using 5calls, they have scripts and info in one helpful place.
5calls.org/issue/kids-o...
I promise you, I have phone anxiety probably as bad as you do, and it took 3 minutes at most to make a call.
I’d recommend using 5calls, they have scripts and info in one helpful place.
5calls.org/issue/kids-o...
December 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I just called my house rep and Senator today, and you should too.
I promise you, I have phone anxiety probably as bad as you do, and it took 3 minutes at most to make a call.
I’d recommend using 5calls, they have scripts and info in one helpful place.
5calls.org/issue/kids-o...
I promise you, I have phone anxiety probably as bad as you do, and it took 3 minutes at most to make a call.
I’d recommend using 5calls, they have scripts and info in one helpful place.
5calls.org/issue/kids-o...
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Okay, I made a few of these PSA posts back on Twitter, but Im still getting people who getting scammed, then in turn trying to scam me
NO ONE IS GOING TO RANDOMLY SEND YOU MONEY FOR NO REASON
MR BEAST IS NOT JUST GIVING OUT RANDOM CRYPTO COINS TO ANYONE CLICKING A LINK
STOP FALLING FOR SCAMS
NO ONE IS GOING TO RANDOMLY SEND YOU MONEY FOR NO REASON
MR BEAST IS NOT JUST GIVING OUT RANDOM CRYPTO COINS TO ANYONE CLICKING A LINK
STOP FALLING FOR SCAMS
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Okay, I made a few of these PSA posts back on Twitter, but Im still getting people who getting scammed, then in turn trying to scam me
NO ONE IS GOING TO RANDOMLY SEND YOU MONEY FOR NO REASON
MR BEAST IS NOT JUST GIVING OUT RANDOM CRYPTO COINS TO ANYONE CLICKING A LINK
STOP FALLING FOR SCAMS
NO ONE IS GOING TO RANDOMLY SEND YOU MONEY FOR NO REASON
MR BEAST IS NOT JUST GIVING OUT RANDOM CRYPTO COINS TO ANYONE CLICKING A LINK
STOP FALLING FOR SCAMS
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infinite food glitch
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
infinite food glitch
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December 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM