kysan ✨
@alolanfloatzel.bsky.social
life is a washing machine and i’m just the twink half stuck inside of it
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kysan ✨
@alolanfloatzel.bsky.social
· Apr 28
hi everyone, this will be my new main from here on out - we’re in our compartmentalization era. for hornyposting follow @sakurapupto.bsky.social
I want Rob Rausch alone to win this season of The Traitors. Just give him the money already. He’s the only one playing the game with any kind of sense.
January 23, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I want Rob Rausch alone to win this season of The Traitors. Just give him the money already. He’s the only one playing the game with any kind of sense.
do you guys think that if they stormed the capitol after Hillary lost in 2016 they would’ve called it the ins-HER-ection
January 22, 2026 at 10:55 PM
do you guys think that if they stormed the capitol after Hillary lost in 2016 they would’ve called it the ins-HER-ection
it’s so crazy how I can be so sleepy and low energy all day until I plop myself into a cruising space and a penis finds its way into my throat and then it’s literally like
January 22, 2026 at 5:16 AM
it’s so crazy how I can be so sleepy and low energy all day until I plop myself into a cruising space and a penis finds its way into my throat and then it’s literally like
dude who else remembers the song cool kids by echosmith. that song used to be my shit. that was 12 years ago. oh my god.
January 19, 2026 at 1:16 AM
dude who else remembers the song cool kids by echosmith. that song used to be my shit. that was 12 years ago. oh my god.
perennial “ok maybe i am glowing up after all” post (2020 vs 2026)
January 16, 2026 at 8:23 PM
perennial “ok maybe i am glowing up after all” post (2020 vs 2026)
cum gutter? i barely even know her
January 15, 2026 at 2:00 AM
cum gutter? i barely even know her
u can tell a date is going well when the waiters at the restaurant ignore u completely cuz ur so engrossed in conversation
January 14, 2026 at 9:34 PM
u can tell a date is going well when the waiters at the restaurant ignore u completely cuz ur so engrossed in conversation
Drag Race was good. I’m gonna miss Amanda Tori Meating if she was the Chad meme
January 10, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Drag Race was good. I’m gonna miss Amanda Tori Meating if she was the Chad meme
my biggest 2026 resolution is to be intentional about pursuing new connections and people that I’m interested in. no more being passive and waiting for people to come to me and then complaining that I don’t have enough intimacy with local folks. we are going to start shooting our shots
January 5, 2026 at 5:18 AM
my biggest 2026 resolution is to be intentional about pursuing new connections and people that I’m interested in. no more being passive and waiting for people to come to me and then complaining that I don’t have enough intimacy with local folks. we are going to start shooting our shots
There’s a very good case to be made that Sami Landri at least makes it to the Canada’s Drag Race finale and I for one am gagging
December 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
There’s a very good case to be made that Sami Landri at least makes it to the Canada’s Drag Race finale and I for one am gagging
François Arnaud has unfortunately really hit my weak spot for rugged men who look great with helmet hair
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
François Arnaud has unfortunately really hit my weak spot for rugged men who look great with helmet hair
its about fucking time
December 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
its about fucking time
if anyone’s interested in seeing what albums i was listening to a lot this year, here u go :3 the top 10 are ranked from 1 to 10 in the first two rows and after that it’s in no particular order
December 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
if anyone’s interested in seeing what albums i was listening to a lot this year, here u go :3 the top 10 are ranked from 1 to 10 in the first two rows and after that it’s in no particular order
dreams // the knocks & dragonette :3
December 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
dreams // the knocks & dragonette :3
MARBLES DIED?!?!??
December 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
MARBLES DIED?!?!??
we should talk about the characterization of the women in Heated Rivalry. so often in stories focused around gay men female characters tend to be thrown to the side or worse caught in the crossfire as beards
December 21, 2025 at 6:26 AM
we should talk about the characterization of the women in Heated Rivalry. so often in stories focused around gay men female characters tend to be thrown to the side or worse caught in the crossfire as beards
Canada’s Drag Race is so good this season. Every episode so far has been incredible television. And mother Sami Landri continues to mother !!!!
December 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Canada’s Drag Race is so good this season. Every episode so far has been incredible television. And mother Sami Landri continues to mother !!!!
a fun fact about me is i used to speed skate! with the outfit and everything. sometimes when i come home i dig it out of the basement because there’s something kinda erotic about wearing it
December 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
a fun fact about me is i used to speed skate! with the outfit and everything. sometimes when i come home i dig it out of the basement because there’s something kinda erotic about wearing it
it is BEYOND hilarious how pandery Demi Lovato’s music is now… she rly was like “i wanna try being a gay icon. what kind of music do gay people like. charli xcx? robyn? ok let’s do that.”
and the funniest part is that it works. this album slaps 😂
and the funniest part is that it works. this album slaps 😂
December 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
it is BEYOND hilarious how pandery Demi Lovato’s music is now… she rly was like “i wanna try being a gay icon. what kind of music do gay people like. charli xcx? robyn? ok let’s do that.”
and the funniest part is that it works. this album slaps 😂
and the funniest part is that it works. this album slaps 😂
I hope that the hot guy who was stroking himself in front of me in the locker room today sees this
December 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I hope that the hot guy who was stroking himself in front of me in the locker room today sees this
I want the cultural zeitgeist to return to how things were when Fall Out Boy was releasing The Young Blood Chronicles. What a truly incredible time that was. No project is ever gonna have that kind of impact ever again
December 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I want the cultural zeitgeist to return to how things were when Fall Out Boy was releasing The Young Blood Chronicles. What a truly incredible time that was. No project is ever gonna have that kind of impact ever again
like… i need to cuddle so bad
December 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
like… i need to cuddle so bad
unfortunately, it is ok for men to be québécois if they are also hot.
December 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
unfortunately, it is ok for men to be québécois if they are also hot.
yesterday I met a pup who had an NFC thing inside the snout of his hood that, when you hovered your phone above it, it opened his Instagram. This is the future liberals want.
December 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
yesterday I met a pup who had an NFC thing inside the snout of his hood that, when you hovered your phone above it, it opened his Instagram. This is the future liberals want.