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Almost Clutch
@almostclutch.xyz
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American obsessed with Australian soccer. Spokane Zephyr Supporter. Melbourne Victory Women Supporter. Creator of low-effort memes. I basically just complain and make pizza.
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.xyz · May 31
Optimism.
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.xyz · 12h
Was this as incredible as I'd hope?! So fucking happy for you!
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.xyz · 12h
I think all sports prices in general are fucked. They are having their cake and eating it too. Overpriced to get in, overpriced to park, overpriced to eat and drink. I feel like im dropping $120 every time I go to a Lights game 🙃
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.xyz · 12h
Just another example of fans being priced-out of events.

Someone who (justifiably) gripes about the $8 fee is highly unlikely to buy the $20 beer and $10 hot dog in the venue.

Find someone comfortable paying too much to get in, they will often be just as comfortable overpaying inside. Its sad.
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.xyz · 13h
a picture of a lion and a baby lion with the words get up above them
ALT: a picture of a lion and a baby lion with the words get up above them
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.xyz · 13h
We all just need one friend.
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.xyz · 15h
I think this is basically cheating
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Sophie Lawson @lawsonsv.bsky.social · 18h
Unnecessary
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.xyz · 19h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzKw...
Blue Angels Shock NFL Crowd with Unexpected Flyover: What Really Happened featuring George Dom
YouTube video by Blue Angel Phantoms
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.xyz · 1d
Day 15 of asking “If the government can just shut down, and the world goes on as normal, what exactly do they do again?”
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.xyz · 1d
“You will definitely see some companies go make Japanese anime sex bots because they think that they’ve identified something here that works. You will not see us do that.“ - Sam Altman two months before doing that.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 1d
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.xyz · 1d
I had cassy play and she quite literally immediately broke everything. Turns out other people dont just do exactly what I would do every single time and that might be a problem.
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.xyz · 1d
If you have any interest in Rogue-Like games and gambling DM me. I need fresh eyes. <3
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.xyz · 2d
I’ve been working on a game that involves gambling, but gambling is confusing and hard. This is proving painfully difficult.
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.xyz · 1d
in a "wine from the bottle" kind of mood
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.xyz · 1d
QUICK, DUKE, BEAT SOMEONE UP
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.xyz · 1d
remember:
win or lose we booze
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.xyz · 1d
Bos is actually unfuckingreal.
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.xyz · 1d
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.xyz · 1d
🚨 QUAD SUB 🚨

Irankunda, Toure, Yazbek & Hrustic
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.xyz · 1d
YIKES. Time for some subs?
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.xyz · 1d
waiting for Toure and Irankunda
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.xyz · 1d
(I just wanna see Duke beat the piss outta someone)
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.xyz · 1d
YIKES. Time for some subs?
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.xyz · 1d
Based on tweets youd think the US players are barely surviving the assault from the big mean Australians.
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.xyz · 1d
For a country obsessed with violence and contact sports, they seem to hate contact in their sports when it isnt advantageous to them.
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.xyz · 1d
AUS confirmed to be playing their game perfectly, it seems.
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Dan Vaughn @danvaughn.bsky.social · 1d
That’s two yellows they’ve avoided somehow, mate.
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.xyz · 1d
USA looks absolutely fucking shook. The tempers are high.

AUS playing their game perfectly.
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Almost Clutch @almostclutch.xyz · 1d
the girls are fighting
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