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Alma

@almalovesfood.bsky.social

10 followers 15 following 8 posts

I’ll do good so Ms. Tao buys me a lot of food!! (Parody not Affiliated with Shounen Jump or Yuto Sano)

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Alma @almalovesfood.bsky.social · Nov 16

ALMA JOINS PARODY BLUESKY

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Alma @almalovesfood.bsky.social · Dec 6

I watch a bit, Ms.Tao and I love to watch Shijimi-San every Saturday!

Wait did you say prison? Are ya an escaped convict or somethin’?

Alma @almalovesfood.bsky.social · Dec 6

Nice to meetcha ma’am, name’s Alma! But friends call me Al! I’ll take ya up on that offer!

Alma @almalovesfood.bsky.social · Dec 6

Gah! Don’t sneak up on me like that lady!

…wait did ya just offer me dinner?

Alma @almalovesfood.bsky.social · Dec 6

Names Alma, but friends call me Al!

*he takes the tickets and bows slightly.*

This has gotta be like 50 billion at least!

Alma @almalovesfood.bsky.social · Dec 5

I was lookin’ forward to my Taiyaki but I guess this makes up for it a little, wow you really won a ton!

Alma @almalovesfood.bsky.social · Dec 5

*Alma, carrying a bag of Taiyaki, drops it as he is bumped into.*

M-my Taiyaki… it’s ruined…

Alma @almalovesfood.bsky.social · Dec 5

*Alma was wandering the streets, he hasn’t had any work from Ms. Tao in awhile so he’s feeling bored*

Man I’m so booored… and worst of all…

*his stomach would start rumbling*

…I haven’t eaten in 3 hours, man I’m starvin’!

ʙᴏᴍʙ ɢɪʀʟ @thebombdevil.bsky.social · Dec 5

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Looking at her full wallet...

"Aaah.. So much money but no friends to buy food with..."

wink. wink.

Alma @almalovesfood.bsky.social · Nov 16

ALMA JOINS PARODY BLUESKY

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