Alma Hexblade ☕Coffee Witch VTuber☕
@almahexbla.de
Coffee witch, Variety #VTuber, Techie and Guildmaster to my Brewventurers! | VTuber Parents: @bakedeath.bsky.social, @tredcat.bsky.social , @Rinnytanart.bsky.social |🔞 #AlmaSexblade | 📺: #HexbladeBrewing 🖼️: #DarkLatteArts
https://about.almahexbla.de/
https://about.almahexbla.de/
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[🗓️Weekly Specials!🗓️]
WED: Tetrio! 🟥
FRI: Findin' Out Friday! ⚛️
SAT: RED ALERT 3
See you there!
almahexbla.de
#VSky #envtubers
WED: Tetrio! 🟥
FRI: Findin' Out Friday! ⚛️
SAT: RED ALERT 3
See you there!
almahexbla.de
#VSky #envtubers
Brewbrew! How are you?
It was a tough week, for sure! But we all got through it! Proud of you all!
Bought some personal computer update parts, like some better networking and a *better* main monitor since mine was dying!
See you all for Findin' Out Friday tonight!
It was a tough week, for sure! But we all got through it! Proud of you all!
Bought some personal computer update parts, like some better networking and a *better* main monitor since mine was dying!
See you all for Findin' Out Friday tonight!
January 30, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Brewbrew! How are you?
It was a tough week, for sure! But we all got through it! Proud of you all!
Bought some personal computer update parts, like some better networking and a *better* main monitor since mine was dying!
See you all for Findin' Out Friday tonight!
It was a tough week, for sure! But we all got through it! Proud of you all!
Bought some personal computer update parts, like some better networking and a *better* main monitor since mine was dying!
See you all for Findin' Out Friday tonight!
My personal nemesis.
January 30, 2026 at 3:59 PM
My personal nemesis.
Reposted by Alma Hexblade ☕Coffee Witch VTuber☕
January 29, 2026 at 8:32 PM
My booooones
January 28, 2026 at 11:29 PM
My booooones
I keep seeing cool feature and additions for stream elements, and I'm frustrated because didn't everyone cause a stink about their leadership being zionists?
Am I the only one who decided to just close all their associated accounts and move on?
Am I the only one who decided to just close all their associated accounts and move on?
January 28, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I keep seeing cool feature and additions for stream elements, and I'm frustrated because didn't everyone cause a stink about their leadership being zionists?
Am I the only one who decided to just close all their associated accounts and move on?
Am I the only one who decided to just close all their associated accounts and move on?
Last week's steps compared to this week's ...
MY FEET HURT
AAAAHA
MY FEET HURT
AAAAHA
January 28, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Last week's steps compared to this week's ...
MY FEET HURT
AAAAHA
MY FEET HURT
AAAAHA
Brew brew! How are you?
Because I just had the MOST EXHAUSTING shift at the guild house so far.
Had to dispatch like 5 dragons without my squire...
Stream today? I am leaking towards no while I pass out in bed... Maybe tomorrow can be nicer? We'll see.
-☕🗡️
Because I just had the MOST EXHAUSTING shift at the guild house so far.
Had to dispatch like 5 dragons without my squire...
Stream today? I am leaking towards no while I pass out in bed... Maybe tomorrow can be nicer? We'll see.
-☕🗡️
January 28, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Brew brew! How are you?
Because I just had the MOST EXHAUSTING shift at the guild house so far.
Had to dispatch like 5 dragons without my squire...
Stream today? I am leaking towards no while I pass out in bed... Maybe tomorrow can be nicer? We'll see.
-☕🗡️
Because I just had the MOST EXHAUSTING shift at the guild house so far.
Had to dispatch like 5 dragons without my squire...
Stream today? I am leaking towards no while I pass out in bed... Maybe tomorrow can be nicer? We'll see.
-☕🗡️
All my friends after showing that I'm downloading Deadlock:
a cartoon of patrick from spongebob squarepants standing next to a giant sponge
GIF by Tenor.
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:10 PM
All my friends after showing that I'm downloading Deadlock:
gods forgive me about what I'm about to become
January 28, 2026 at 4:17 AM
gods forgive me about what I'm about to become
[🗓️Weekly Specials!🗓️]
WED: Tetrio! 🟥
FRI: Findin' Out Friday! ⚛️
SAT: RED ALERT 3
See you there!
almahexbla.de
#VSky #envtubers
WED: Tetrio! 🟥
FRI: Findin' Out Friday! ⚛️
SAT: RED ALERT 3
See you there!
almahexbla.de
#VSky #envtubers
January 27, 2026 at 2:50 AM
[🗓️Weekly Specials!🗓️]
WED: Tetrio! 🟥
FRI: Findin' Out Friday! ⚛️
SAT: RED ALERT 3
See you there!
almahexbla.de
#VSky #envtubers
WED: Tetrio! 🟥
FRI: Findin' Out Friday! ⚛️
SAT: RED ALERT 3
See you there!
almahexbla.de
#VSky #envtubers
Reposted by Alma Hexblade ☕Coffee Witch VTuber☕
Vtubers! I call upon your presence and summon you for aid in the Holy Grail War!
Share your PNGs and lore so that I may assign you a Servant Class for a Fate tierlist when I stream on the 27th of January at 5:00PM CST!
Share your PNGs and lore so that I may assign you a Servant Class for a Fate tierlist when I stream on the 27th of January at 5:00PM CST!
January 13, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Vtubers! I call upon your presence and summon you for aid in the Holy Grail War!
Share your PNGs and lore so that I may assign you a Servant Class for a Fate tierlist when I stream on the 27th of January at 5:00PM CST!
Share your PNGs and lore so that I may assign you a Servant Class for a Fate tierlist when I stream on the 27th of January at 5:00PM CST!
[🚪We're Closed!🚪]
3RD!?
THAT'S LIKE INFINITELY BETTER THAN I THOUGHT I'D DO. Tournaments with anxiety are not the best...
But I'm proud of myself for how far I got, and I think that's all that matters to me. :)
3RD!?
THAT'S LIKE INFINITELY BETTER THAN I THOUGHT I'D DO. Tournaments with anxiety are not the best...
But I'm proud of myself for how far I got, and I think that's all that matters to me. :)
January 26, 2026 at 1:18 AM
[🚪We're Closed!🚪]
3RD!?
THAT'S LIKE INFINITELY BETTER THAN I THOUGHT I'D DO. Tournaments with anxiety are not the best...
But I'm proud of myself for how far I got, and I think that's all that matters to me. :)
3RD!?
THAT'S LIKE INFINITELY BETTER THAN I THOUGHT I'D DO. Tournaments with anxiety are not the best...
But I'm proud of myself for how far I got, and I think that's all that matters to me. :)
[🔴We're Open!🔴]
It's tourney time yet again! We got warmups this time before the semis start!
Come join!
stream.almahexbla.de
#HexbladeBrewing #EnVTubers
It's tourney time yet again! We got warmups this time before the semis start!
Come join!
stream.almahexbla.de
#HexbladeBrewing #EnVTubers
[⏰️SOON!⏰️]
SOON! We're doing to be doing some more warmups and maybe ranked??? Then DUPCUP3!!!!
Going live at 5!
#VSky #HexbladeBrewing
SOON! We're doing to be doing some more warmups and maybe ranked??? Then DUPCUP3!!!!
Going live at 5!
#VSky #HexbladeBrewing
January 25, 2026 at 10:11 PM
[🔴We're Open!🔴]
It's tourney time yet again! We got warmups this time before the semis start!
Come join!
stream.almahexbla.de
#HexbladeBrewing #EnVTubers
It's tourney time yet again! We got warmups this time before the semis start!
Come join!
stream.almahexbla.de
#HexbladeBrewing #EnVTubers
[⏰️SOON!⏰️]
SOON! We're doing to be doing some more warmups and maybe ranked??? Then DUPCUP3!!!!
Going live at 5!
#VSky #HexbladeBrewing
SOON! We're doing to be doing some more warmups and maybe ranked??? Then DUPCUP3!!!!
Going live at 5!
#VSky #HexbladeBrewing
January 25, 2026 at 9:40 PM
[⏰️SOON!⏰️]
SOON! We're doing to be doing some more warmups and maybe ranked??? Then DUPCUP3!!!!
Going live at 5!
#VSky #HexbladeBrewing
SOON! We're doing to be doing some more warmups and maybe ranked??? Then DUPCUP3!!!!
Going live at 5!
#VSky #HexbladeBrewing
[⏰️SOON!⏰️]
Brewbrew, how are you?
We're going to be prepping for DupCup 3!
Gonna stream some warmups and my perspective! Come cheer me on!
In 30 minutes!
Brewbrew, how are you?
We're going to be prepping for DupCup 3!
Gonna stream some warmups and my perspective! Come cheer me on!
In 30 minutes!
January 24, 2026 at 10:44 PM
[⏰️SOON!⏰️]
Brewbrew, how are you?
We're going to be prepping for DupCup 3!
Gonna stream some warmups and my perspective! Come cheer me on!
In 30 minutes!
Brewbrew, how are you?
We're going to be prepping for DupCup 3!
Gonna stream some warmups and my perspective! Come cheer me on!
In 30 minutes!
January 24, 2026 at 9:59 PM
[⏰️SOON!⏰️]
Brewbrew, how are you?
We're going to be prepping for DupCup 3!
Gonna stream some warmups and my perspective! Come cheer me on!
In 30 minutes!
Brewbrew, how are you?
We're going to be prepping for DupCup 3!
Gonna stream some warmups and my perspective! Come cheer me on!
In 30 minutes!
Oh also:
Ice out.
Fuck off.
Abolish ICE.
Ice out.
Fuck off.
Abolish ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Oh also:
Ice out.
Fuck off.
Abolish ICE.
Ice out.
Fuck off.
Abolish ICE.
Reposted by Alma Hexblade ☕Coffee Witch VTuber☕
If you’re outside of Minnesota and you’re wondering how to help, this guide is excellent.
And seriously. Take down your Ring doorbell TODAY.
And seriously. Take down your Ring doorbell TODAY.
How To Help if You are Outside Minnesota
Last edited January 22, 2026 I’m going to assume that if you’re reading this, you more or less understand the situation in Minnesota and I don’t have to explain it to you! That sa…
naomikritzer.com
January 24, 2026 at 5:47 PM
If you’re outside of Minnesota and you’re wondering how to help, this guide is excellent.
And seriously. Take down your Ring doorbell TODAY.
And seriously. Take down your Ring doorbell TODAY.
What do you mean I'm the only one with a silly avatar
ANYWAY IT'S HAPPENING SOON!!!
ANYWAY IT'S HAPPENING SOON!!!
Day 3 is almost upon us! Before we dive into the competition at 4pm MT today, meet the teams that clawed their way into bracket...
January 24, 2026 at 7:08 PM
What do you mean I'm the only one with a silly avatar
ANYWAY IT'S HAPPENING SOON!!!
ANYWAY IT'S HAPPENING SOON!!!
[🚪We're Closed!🚪]
Now that we know the Coke secret formula... EVERYONE SCATTER!!! THEY'RE ONTO US!!!!
Thanks to @HamelaHampter (on Twitter) for the raid!
We sent everyone over to @tanetenshi.bsky.social ! <3
See you tomorrow for some tetris!
Now that we know the Coke secret formula... EVERYONE SCATTER!!! THEY'RE ONTO US!!!!
Thanks to @HamelaHampter (on Twitter) for the raid!
We sent everyone over to @tanetenshi.bsky.social ! <3
See you tomorrow for some tetris!
January 24, 2026 at 5:13 AM
[🚪We're Closed!🚪]
Now that we know the Coke secret formula... EVERYONE SCATTER!!! THEY'RE ONTO US!!!!
Thanks to @HamelaHampter (on Twitter) for the raid!
We sent everyone over to @tanetenshi.bsky.social ! <3
See you tomorrow for some tetris!
Now that we know the Coke secret formula... EVERYONE SCATTER!!! THEY'RE ONTO US!!!!
Thanks to @HamelaHampter (on Twitter) for the raid!
We sent everyone over to @tanetenshi.bsky.social ! <3
See you tomorrow for some tetris!
[🔴We're Open!🔴]
It's another Edition of Findin' Out Friday! With mostly absurd ideas!
Today's topics:
- A BAD NES!
- A weird music genre!
- A LOT OF BAD IDEAS, HONESTLY.
Come join!
stream.almahexbla.de
#EnvTubers #HexbladeBrewing #VSky
It's another Edition of Findin' Out Friday! With mostly absurd ideas!
Today's topics:
- A BAD NES!
- A weird music genre!
- A LOT OF BAD IDEAS, HONESTLY.
Come join!
stream.almahexbla.de
#EnvTubers #HexbladeBrewing #VSky
January 24, 2026 at 2:09 AM
[🔴We're Open!🔴]
It's another Edition of Findin' Out Friday! With mostly absurd ideas!
Today's topics:
- A BAD NES!
- A weird music genre!
- A LOT OF BAD IDEAS, HONESTLY.
Come join!
stream.almahexbla.de
#EnvTubers #HexbladeBrewing #VSky
It's another Edition of Findin' Out Friday! With mostly absurd ideas!
Today's topics:
- A BAD NES!
- A weird music genre!
- A LOT OF BAD IDEAS, HONESTLY.
Come join!
stream.almahexbla.de
#EnvTubers #HexbladeBrewing #VSky
ilvl 740 Courtly Lovers Axe
an axe with heart-shaped holes in the blade, japan, 14th century
January 23, 2026 at 9:12 PM
ilvl 740 Courtly Lovers Axe
Brewbrew! How are you?
I GOTTA GET THE BREAD AND MILK!
THEY SAID SNOW!!!!
https://youtube.com/watch/i6zaVYWLTkU
(Findin' Out Friday and DupCup this weekend, still lots of streams this weekend!)
I GOTTA GET THE BREAD AND MILK!
THEY SAID SNOW!!!!
https://youtube.com/watch/i6zaVYWLTkU
(Findin' Out Friday and DupCup this weekend, still lots of streams this weekend!)
January 23, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Brewbrew! How are you?
I GOTTA GET THE BREAD AND MILK!
THEY SAID SNOW!!!!
https://youtube.com/watch/i6zaVYWLTkU
(Findin' Out Friday and DupCup this weekend, still lots of streams this weekend!)
I GOTTA GET THE BREAD AND MILK!
THEY SAID SNOW!!!!
https://youtube.com/watch/i6zaVYWLTkU
(Findin' Out Friday and DupCup this weekend, still lots of streams this weekend!)
They turned @yomiquinnley.bsky.social into a card!
January 23, 2026 at 4:47 PM
They turned @yomiquinnley.bsky.social into a card!
See what I mean? Women. We love women.
"F**king knock, bro!!"
You open the door to find Cassandra, fresh out of the shower, dripping wet, and changing into her clothes! What do you do!?
Art by: @kunitoro.bsky.social
You open the door to find Cassandra, fresh out of the shower, dripping wet, and changing into her clothes! What do you do!?
Art by: @kunitoro.bsky.social
January 23, 2026 at 3:50 PM
See what I mean? Women. We love women.