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All Your Money Now, Kid @allyourmoneynowkid.bsky.social · 17m

American companies do not make mistakes. They commit fraud.

All Your Money Now, Kid @allyourmoneynowkid.bsky.social · 7h

Remember when the US was freaking out about surveillance cameras in London?

Pepperidge Farm remembers

All Your Money Now, Kid @allyourmoneynowkid.bsky.social · 10h

Will you be including a slide on this post?

All Your Money Now, Kid @allyourmoneynowkid.bsky.social · 10h

The technology now exists to make a Legend of Zelda game that looks like the original instruction manual art.

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All Your Money Now, Kid @allyourmoneynowkid.bsky.social · 10h

but then how will they sell any art books?

All Your Money Now, Kid @allyourmoneynowkid.bsky.social · 13h

Leek Factory Tycoon

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All Your Money Now, Kid @allyourmoneynowkid.bsky.social · 14h

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All Your Money Now, Kid @allyourmoneynowkid.bsky.social · 14h

Do something like this but it's all 1970s and 80s footage of the WTC and relentlessly upbeat

All Your Money Now, Kid @allyourmoneynowkid.bsky.social · 14h

They aren't going to be targeted, certainly less than the day before.

They do however have a non zero likelihood of being swept up indiscriminantly if they hang out anywhere without enough white people.

I'd ask how many citizens they are up to now but some of the data was deleted.

All Your Money Now, Kid @allyourmoneynowkid.bsky.social · 14h

It is that much less to scrounge up

All Your Money Now, Kid @allyourmoneynowkid.bsky.social · 14h

It is also kind of deconstructing a substantial portion of the range of white middle aged man thought processes.

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All Your Money Now, Kid @allyourmoneynowkid.bsky.social · 14h

A Clockwork Orange?

All Your Money Now, Kid @allyourmoneynowkid.bsky.social · 15h

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All Your Money Now, Kid @allyourmoneynowkid.bsky.social · 23h

At least Legend of Zelda style

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All Your Money Now, Kid @allyourmoneynowkid.bsky.social · 1d

I'm sorry we habeus no record of that corpus.

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All Your Money Now, Kid @allyourmoneynowkid.bsky.social · 1d

Along with every 21st century US president

All Your Money Now, Kid @allyourmoneynowkid.bsky.social · 1d

...they'll do anything to prevent that stranding, and at the same time they are personally and financially connected to power at all levels.

If our masters could be replaced with another master that problem at least, is conquerable even without an actual revolution.

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All Your Money Now, Kid @allyourmoneynowkid.bsky.social · 1d

It's not quite as dire as that. It doesn't require the complete upending of the economic system (though that would be lovely), it only requires unseating the fossil fuel industry from the pinnacle of power. You've got the most strategically large industry about to have all its assets stranded...

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All Your Money Now, Kid @allyourmoneynowkid.bsky.social · 1d

As they are currently doing in semiconductors and jet engines.

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All Your Money Now, Kid @allyourmoneynowkid.bsky.social · 1d

That would be possible if the industry didn't end up controlled by finance vampires who would take every advantage of any mandates to buy up all local production and make them as expensive as possible. It would though.

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All Your Money Now, Kid @allyourmoneynowkid.bsky.social · 1d

Build with Chinese equipment, while learning to build replacements.

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All Your Money Now, Kid @allyourmoneynowkid.bsky.social · 1d

Intermittent source with zero fuel cost, and no geopolitical risk regarding delivery of energy. Not building solar, wind, tidal, geothermal, and hydro will make your entire economy uncompetitive with those that do.

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All Your Money Now, Kid @allyourmoneynowkid.bsky.social · 1d

Were hearings or approval required?

All Your Money Now, Kid @allyourmoneynowkid.bsky.social · 1d

fifteen goddamned bucks

All Your Money Now, Kid @allyourmoneynowkid.bsky.social · 1d

They didn't just hire anybody with a pulse and nothing better todo. Al Bundy was a professional with standards.