Holy shit @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social & @rpg-volley.bsky.social My brother actually bought me counter ham!
(And bourbon…)
(And bourbon…)
December 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Holy shit @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social & @rpg-volley.bsky.social My brother actually bought me counter ham!
(And bourbon…)
(And bourbon…)
One of my favorite responses to someone telling me they want me to do something is “you can want in one hand & shit in the other. See which one fills up first.”
December 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
One of my favorite responses to someone telling me they want me to do something is “you can want in one hand & shit in the other. See which one fills up first.”
Training is bearable when the bar has Weller.
December 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Training is bearable when the bar has Weller.
Y’all. Flight attendant gave me a double Bacardi & coke for a 1 hour flight & I am so goddamn happy rn I can’t even explain it.
And by happy I mean drunk. Definitely drunk.
And by happy I mean drunk. Definitely drunk.
December 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Y’all. Flight attendant gave me a double Bacardi & coke for a 1 hour flight & I am so goddamn happy rn I can’t even explain it.
And by happy I mean drunk. Definitely drunk.
And by happy I mean drunk. Definitely drunk.
Our bathtub no-skid is better than your bathtub no-skid.
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Our bathtub no-skid is better than your bathtub no-skid.
Me running away from my problems
November 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Me running away from my problems
I just bit my tongue while suppressing a yawn & I could not explain or replicate how that happened to save my life.
October 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I just bit my tongue while suppressing a yawn & I could not explain or replicate how that happened to save my life.
Just me, sitting in the gas station parking lot, listening to my smut book while I wait for a colleague to bring me my ID card & wondering how much caffeine I need to consume to make it through the end of my shift at midnight.
October 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Just me, sitting in the gas station parking lot, listening to my smut book while I wait for a colleague to bring me my ID card & wondering how much caffeine I need to consume to make it through the end of my shift at midnight.
This is why, as my friend, you need to answer my texts immediately.
October 28, 2025 at 10:11 AM
This is why, as my friend, you need to answer my texts immediately.
My new department is so quiet, I can hear the faint, high pitched hum of my computer’s internal fan & hard drive and I can’t muffle it. If I end up going crazy, this will be why.
a cartoon character from bob 's burgers is wearing a pink cat hat and making a funny face .
ALT: a cartoon character from bob 's burgers is wearing a pink cat hat and making a funny face .
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October 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
My new department is so quiet, I can hear the faint, high pitched hum of my computer’s internal fan & hard drive and I can’t muffle it. If I end up going crazy, this will be why.
Hoping the honmoon will protect me during this PRT.
October 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Hoping the honmoon will protect me during this PRT.
My bathroom refresh is almost done & I could cry from how nicely it’s turning out.
October 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My bathroom refresh is almost done & I could cry from how nicely it’s turning out.
TFW you definitely know you took something out of the fridge but you definitely have no idea where you put it.
Cabinets? No. Pantry? Nope. Bathroom? Negative. Countertops? Don’t be silly.
Cabinets? No. Pantry? Nope. Bathroom? Negative. Countertops? Don’t be silly.
October 10, 2025 at 11:38 AM
TFW you definitely know you took something out of the fridge but you definitely have no idea where you put it.
Cabinets? No. Pantry? Nope. Bathroom? Negative. Countertops? Don’t be silly.
Cabinets? No. Pantry? Nope. Bathroom? Negative. Countertops? Don’t be silly.
Has the world just given up & decided that “less” is the same as “fewer”? I’ve seen it multiple times in the last few months, even in published novels from well known authors. Drives me bonkers!
two men are looking out a window with the word fewer in white letters
ALT: two men are looking out a window with the word fewer in white letters
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October 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Has the world just given up & decided that “less” is the same as “fewer”? I’ve seen it multiple times in the last few months, even in published novels from well known authors. Drives me bonkers!
Heard a constant fan noise last night. No biggie; a lot of street & sewer construction going on.
Still heard it this morning. This is … not good.
Still heard it this morning. This is … not good.
October 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Heard a constant fan noise last night. No biggie; a lot of street & sewer construction going on.
Still heard it this morning. This is … not good.
Still heard it this morning. This is … not good.
So what I thought this little open house to celebrate my dad’s 50th anniversary at his work morphed into a big event with the mayor & chamber of commerce president showing up.
Which is why I’m suddenly ordering new pants & heels from Target 2 hours before it’s time to set up for it.
Which is why I’m suddenly ordering new pants & heels from Target 2 hours before it’s time to set up for it.
October 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
So what I thought this little open house to celebrate my dad’s 50th anniversary at his work morphed into a big event with the mayor & chamber of commerce president showing up.
Which is why I’m suddenly ordering new pants & heels from Target 2 hours before it’s time to set up for it.
Which is why I’m suddenly ordering new pants & heels from Target 2 hours before it’s time to set up for it.
Puff pastry cheese pinwheels. Might die of happiness. And gout.
October 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Puff pastry cheese pinwheels. Might die of happiness. And gout.
I am embarrassingly early for my flight. We don’t even board for 20 more minutes!!
September 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I am embarrassingly early for my flight. We don’t even board for 20 more minutes!!
When you have ADHD and really need to concentrate on interview recordings.
September 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
When you have ADHD and really need to concentrate on interview recordings.
Hello - this is an official request to have Titus Welliver read alllllll the audiobooks
September 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Hello - this is an official request to have Titus Welliver read alllllll the audiobooks
TFW you can’t find the original paint color, so you pick a new color, only to find the extra original color you knew you bought…after you started with the new paint.
a cartoon of stitch covering his eyes with his hands and the words uggg !! below him .
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September 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
TFW you can’t find the original paint color, so you pick a new color, only to find the extra original color you knew you bought…after you started with the new paint.
Finally watched K-Pop Demon Hunters. Yes the soundtrack will be on repeat for the foreseeable future.
September 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Finally watched K-Pop Demon Hunters. Yes the soundtrack will be on repeat for the foreseeable future.
Did I just give up & ask my dad to title & register my new car because the paperwork confused me?
Yep.
And I regret nothing.
Yep.
And I regret nothing.
August 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Did I just give up & ask my dad to title & register my new car because the paperwork confused me?
Yep.
And I regret nothing.
Yep.
And I regret nothing.
Did not select for O-5. This sucks.
Oh well. There’s always next year. Or the lottery.
Oh well. There’s always next year. Or the lottery.
August 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Did not select for O-5. This sucks.
Oh well. There’s always next year. Or the lottery.
Oh well. There’s always next year. Or the lottery.