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Andy Clarke
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Wales’ most expensive pencil.

https://stuffandnonsense.co.uk/links
Losing 2-0 against Hull, who were far the better team, tonight. Championship football is a whole new, err, league.
December 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Optimism.
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
👉 A new workshop space for my side projects

stuffandnonsense.co.uk/blog/a-new-w...
A new workshop space for my side projects
stuffandnonsense.co.uk
December 9, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Reform’s LetThePeopleVote website has this in the HTML. You really cannot make this shit up.
December 5, 2025 at 11:46 AM
IW329303 4 ME AT 60
stuffandnonsense.co.uk
December 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
And fuck playlists and “deluxe” editions. The only way to listen to The Beatles is an original album from beginning to end. That said, the 2017+ remasters are banging!
December 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Good God. Abbey Road is still one of the best albums ever made.
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
👉 Holy moly. I guess I’ll be speaking at DIBI Conference again next year!
December 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Phew. An equaliser in the 95th minute against a superior Blackburn Rovers side.
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
👉 In 2026, I’d really like to work for an organisation 2–3 days a week. So if you know of one who’d benefit from my design expertise, let me know.
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Yesterday morning we left Germany. This afternoon, we’re back in Cymru. An 800 miles drive and I’m cream crackered!
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Brilliant game against a quality Bristol City. #wrexhamafc
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Want to join my Webring?
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 AM
👉 Well, I have two conference talks booked for 2026, so I made a new page:

stuffandnonsense.co.uk/speaking-info

Also, I could help myself. I’m having fun with my banner characters again!
Speaking information for conference organisers
stuffandnonsense.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
👉 I started a little collection of CSS text styles:

stuffandnonsense.co.uk/toon-text/in...
Andy Clarke’s Toon Toon Text
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November 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
For years, I said “when I grow up I’ll buy…” And now that I’ve hit 60, I bought…
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Heading to Switzerland to buy a watch for my big birthday.
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Thanks for all the big birthday wishes kids!
November 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
60
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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Gutenberg Tag Deutchland. I will be staying in Mainz/Weisbaden throughout January and February. If you have need for a designer, anywhere from Frankfurt to Heidelberg, send me a message.
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November 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
It took me (almost) 60 years to sit down with my Mum to ask her about my Dad. What a tragic story. Not just for him, but for the people his intolerable behaviour affected.
November 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Made it to Chermany for my big birthday week.
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I was only snuggling with Betsy a couple of days ago and now she’s gone. So sad for her owners.
November 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
For fuck sake Labour. It’s not the few thousand desperate people who come here illegally which are the problem. It’s the multi millionaires, billionaires, and mega corporations who are the problem.
November 16, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I was happy in a haze of a drunken hour, but heavens know I’m miserable now,
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM