Andy Clarke
@allthatmalarkey.bsky.social
Losing 2-0 against Hull, who were far the better team, tonight. Championship football is a whole new, err, league.
December 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Losing 2-0 against Hull, who were far the better team, tonight. Championship football is a whole new, err, league.
Reform’s LetThePeopleVote website has this in the HTML. You really cannot make this shit up.
December 5, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Reform’s LetThePeopleVote website has this in the HTML. You really cannot make this shit up.
And fuck playlists and “deluxe” editions. The only way to listen to The Beatles is an original album from beginning to end. That said, the 2017+ remasters are banging!
December 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
And fuck playlists and “deluxe” editions. The only way to listen to The Beatles is an original album from beginning to end. That said, the 2017+ remasters are banging!
Good God. Abbey Road is still one of the best albums ever made.
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Good God. Abbey Road is still one of the best albums ever made.
👉 Holy moly. I guess I’ll be speaking at DIBI Conference again next year!
December 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
👉 Holy moly. I guess I’ll be speaking at DIBI Conference again next year!
Phew. An equaliser in the 95th minute against a superior Blackburn Rovers side.
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Phew. An equaliser in the 95th minute against a superior Blackburn Rovers side.
👉 In 2026, I’d really like to work for an organisation 2–3 days a week. So if you know of one who’d benefit from my design expertise, let me know.
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 AM
👉 In 2026, I’d really like to work for an organisation 2–3 days a week. So if you know of one who’d benefit from my design expertise, let me know.
Yesterday morning we left Germany. This afternoon, we’re back in Cymru. An 800 miles drive and I’m cream crackered!
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Yesterday morning we left Germany. This afternoon, we’re back in Cymru. An 800 miles drive and I’m cream crackered!
Brilliant game against a quality Bristol City. #wrexhamafc
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Brilliant game against a quality Bristol City. #wrexhamafc
Want to join my Webring?
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Want to join my Webring?
👉 Well, I have two conference talks booked for 2026, so I made a new page:
stuffandnonsense.co.uk/speaking-info
Also, I could help myself. I’m having fun with my banner characters again!
stuffandnonsense.co.uk/speaking-info
Also, I could help myself. I’m having fun with my banner characters again!
Speaking information for conference organisers
stuffandnonsense.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
👉 Well, I have two conference talks booked for 2026, so I made a new page:
stuffandnonsense.co.uk/speaking-info
Also, I could help myself. I’m having fun with my banner characters again!
stuffandnonsense.co.uk/speaking-info
Also, I could help myself. I’m having fun with my banner characters again!
For years, I said “when I grow up I’ll buy…” And now that I’ve hit 60, I bought…
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
For years, I said “when I grow up I’ll buy…” And now that I’ve hit 60, I bought…
Heading to Switzerland to buy a watch for my big birthday.
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Heading to Switzerland to buy a watch for my big birthday.
Thanks for all the big birthday wishes kids!
November 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Thanks for all the big birthday wishes kids!
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Gutenberg Tag Deutchland. I will be staying in Mainz/Weisbaden throughout January and February. If you have need for a designer, anywhere from Frankfurt to Heidelberg, send me a message.
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Gutenberg Tag Deutchland. I will be staying in Mainz/Weisbaden throughout January and February. If you have need for a designer, anywhere from Frankfurt to Heidelberg, send me a message.
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November 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Gutenberg Tag Deutchland. I will be staying in Mainz/Weisbaden throughout January and February. If you have need for a designer, anywhere from Frankfurt to Heidelberg, send me a message.
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Gutenberg Tag Deutchland. I will be staying in Mainz/Weisbaden throughout January and February. If you have need for a designer, anywhere from Frankfurt to Heidelberg, send me a message.
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It took me (almost) 60 years to sit down with my Mum to ask her about my Dad. What a tragic story. Not just for him, but for the people his intolerable behaviour affected.
November 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It took me (almost) 60 years to sit down with my Mum to ask her about my Dad. What a tragic story. Not just for him, but for the people his intolerable behaviour affected.
Made it to Chermany for my big birthday week.
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Made it to Chermany for my big birthday week.
I was only snuggling with Betsy a couple of days ago and now she’s gone. So sad for her owners.
November 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I was only snuggling with Betsy a couple of days ago and now she’s gone. So sad for her owners.
For fuck sake Labour. It’s not the few thousand desperate people who come here illegally which are the problem. It’s the multi millionaires, billionaires, and mega corporations who are the problem.
November 16, 2025 at 11:44 AM
For fuck sake Labour. It’s not the few thousand desperate people who come here illegally which are the problem. It’s the multi millionaires, billionaires, and mega corporations who are the problem.
I was happy in a haze of a drunken hour, but heavens know I’m miserable now,
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I was happy in a haze of a drunken hour, but heavens know I’m miserable now,