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Allison Ivy @allisonivy.bsky.social · 4h

I...don't know how to react to this. Other than, of course, to say "wtaf?!?" and 🫶🏼.

Stay safe, my friend.

Allison Ivy @allisonivy.bsky.social · 12h

"Vinegar son of wine" is still my favorite, but if I had the ability to time travel back to a family I worked for who treated me antithetical to *everything* Judiasm *actually* teaches (despite them all being nepo babies who went to the best Yeshivot), I would gave used the "reed cutter" diss.

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Allison Ivy @allisonivy.bsky.social · 4d

In honor of this week's parsha, a song from the deeply missed Debbie Friedman.

Shabbat shalom!

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Debbie Friedman Tribute - L'Chi Lach

YouTube video by Larry Schneider

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Allison Ivy @allisonivy.bsky.social · 4d

"...but Jewitches were *never* a thing!" or so I've been told...many times...

*sighs / cries in Jewitch*

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Miriam Anzovin @miriamanzovin.bsky.social · 4d

Shalom, friends,
#Halloween is a time for our darkest stories. Gather ‘round the phone screen and I’ll retell a classic tale of terror from the #Talmud. A cautionary tale about fear, forbidden power, and femicide.
Welcome to The Witches of Ashkelon
#JewishHorrorStories

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The Witches of Ashkelon

YouTube video by Miriam Anzovin

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Yair Rosenberg @yair-rosenberg.bsky.social · 7d

Hard to find a better illustration of why you should ignore everything before the 'but':

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Yossi Mandel @ymandel.bsky.social · 7d

del Toro literally quoting the Talmud

Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 8d

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

Guillermo del Toro quote "...think about wealth for me for example. A wealthy man that has enough..."

"not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite somebody to beer..."

"...you're rich. If you have, whatever-"

"- yachts and planes and islands and you STILL need more? You're not rich."

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Allison Ivy @allisonivy.bsky.social · 8d

I love watching your sessions so much, and I'm so thrilled you circled back to this daf because it will live in my head for...well a long time!

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Allison Ivy @allisonivy.bsky.social · 10d

אראלה-יפה בת נחמה.
נחמה בת חנה.
תודה. שבת שלום.

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THE Notorious R.A.V., Jewish Connectivity @thenotoriousrav.bsky.social · 10d

With Shabbat approaching please let me know of people in need of healing energy and I'll include them in the healing prayer recited during Shabbat. Shabbat Shalom youtu.be/QhwWkOshPOA?...

Mi Sheberach - the Prayer for Healing

YouTube video by Temple Emanu-El NYC

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Allison Ivy @allisonivy.bsky.social · 10d

My 4yo niece (she was 3 at the time) this past Pesach: we get the matza! WEEEE get the Matzo! WE GET THE MATZAAAAAAAA! And then we eat it with the "brick glue".

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Allison Ivy @allisonivy.bsky.social · 10d

You're watching it so we don't have to? Thank you!

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Allison Ivy @allisonivy.bsky.social · 12d

Hard same.

At least you have your cats.

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Allison Ivy @allisonivy.bsky.social · 12d

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Allison Ivy @allisonivy.bsky.social · 13d

Muppets > but...we saw some great bonding between women of different backgrounds who never would have met form an unlikely sisterhood utilizing their own particular skillset to reach a common goal. Plus the fashion was great. Plus it took place in one of my favorite spots in NYC (& Vaselka).

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Allison Ivy @allisonivy.bsky.social · 13d

Ocean's 8 was a fun movie and I'll stand by that. This would be way better. Let's fuckin golem!

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Miriam Anzovin @miriamanzovin.bsky.social · 13d

Shalom friends!
Inspired by the 7 minute heist of the #Louvre, here is the team of archetypical caper characters I would assemble for the Vatican basement 🕎 rescue.
Except, they’re all from the #talmud! Welcome to The Great Menorah Heist! It’s going down! (Or up?)

youtube.com/shorts/qFyRo...

The Great Menorah Heist 🕎

YouTube video by Miriam Anzovin

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Allison Ivy @allisonivy.bsky.social · 14d

So we're all going to watch Ocean's 8 tonight and eat latkes instead of perogies while we take notes? Am I getting this right?

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Miriam Anzovin @miriamanzovin.bsky.social · 14d

We need to take notes on the Louvre heist for the Vatican basement menorah heist. They did it in 7 minutes. It’s gematria.

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Allison Ivy @allisonivy.bsky.social · 15d

I wondered how they got blood stains out of their garments, but also, possible other bodily fluids because this tractate has me 🤮 every day.

I just...I'm not a weak bitch. I'm not.

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THE Notorious R.A.V., Jewish Connectivity @thenotoriousrav.bsky.social · 21d

The Jewish holiday of Shemini Atzeret includes a prayer for rain, asking that there be rain "for blessing and not curse, for life and not death". May it inspire us towards the actions that will help our climate and environment so that this becomes a reality. Chag Sameach, happy holiday

a cartoon of snoopy holding a red umbrella with the words pray for rain below

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Allison Ivy @allisonivy.bsky.social · 21d

Chag sameach from rainy NY!

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Allison Ivy @allisonivy.bsky.social · 23d

As someone who used to do tarot readings...I want this deck for artistic purposes. Also, I wish I could be there for this (surprise...lol).

And if "The Fool" looks appears like this, I can only imagine the other major arcana...

Allison Ivy @allisonivy.bsky.social · 24d

Amen. Shabbat shalom.

Allison Ivy @allisonivy.bsky.social · 25d

a woman says " okay i see you think this has nothing to do with you " while another woman looks on

ALT: a woman says " okay i see you think this has nothing to do with you " while another woman looks on

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