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Allie
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Exactly! 🤣
Like Trixie did when she was at the station coloring a picture of a mangled corpse in 'The Sin Bin (3.10)'
This last scene with Linda and Lucifer is where I stop hating him. He's so scared and he's curled in a ball and I just wanna hug him. 🥺😝💔

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Watching 4x7. I already wanna punch Eve.

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As much as I hate Eve this season, she handles Trixie REALLY well. I guess this is the show reminding us that she was a mom.

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Watching 4x7. I already wanna punch Eve.

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Really, Dan? You didn't think Tiernan was capable of murder? You're an idiot.

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Watching 4x7. I already wanna punch Eve.

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Right. CHLOE'S the bad influence. Newsflash, Eve. He doesn't like being "that devil I met in the garden."

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Watching 4x7. I already wanna punch Eve.

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No, Trixie. You're not the friend Lucifer needs right now either.

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Watching 4x7. I already wanna punch Eve.

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It's a good one. Casino Royale is my favorite Bond film, though.
"Honeyyy, you promised." 🤬

4x7

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Watching 4x7. I already wanna punch Eve.

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I think Lucifer was setting Eve up at a desk and taking highlighters from Chloe's desk so she can color so she'll be out of the way. 🤣🤣🤣

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Watching 4x7. I already wanna punch Eve.

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Aaaaand they're making out. I'm gonna barf.

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Watching 4x7. I already wanna punch Eve.

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Saramanga had three nipples? I don't remember anything about that, but I don't blame him for thinking of Man With the Golden Gun, though. That was my first thought, too.

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Watching 4x7. I already wanna punch Eve.

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Stop fucking touching everything, Eve!

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Watching 4x7. I already wanna punch Eve.

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Oh wait! I noticed something! When Lucifer says, "this is going to be so much fun," he holds one arm up for Eve to grab, but his other arm disappears behind Chloe. He's touching Chloe, but not Eve! BURN

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Watching 4x7. I already wanna punch Eve.

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Love Chloe's reaction to Eve's shrieking. Same, Chloe. Same

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Watching 4x7. I already wanna punch Eve.

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Right. Dan's a piece of shit in this episode, too. First he's mad at Lucifer for letting Julian get away, then when Lucifer does something about it, Dan gets mad. Fuck him.
Watching 4x7. I already wanna punch Eve.

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Watching 4x7. I already wanna punch Eve.

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...card. He acts like one of those preppy kids I went to high school with that do whatever they want because mommy and daddy are rich/important. So, yeah. I hate Lucifer in this episode. Sorry not sorry.

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....PD? And that scene between them in the conference room. "I'm the devil!" So the fuck what??? You've been living by human law for the past nine years. You can't play the fucking devil...

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...the room so he can beat the shit out of Tiernan. ORDERS her. If he had gone through with it, wouldn't CHLOE get in trouble because only she officially works for the LA....

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....is just gross at this point. And then Tiernan's office, at this point Eve's mouth needs to be duct taped shut, but we're back to Lucifer because he ORDERS Chloe to leave....

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....Tom Ellis is the one she's making out with, but I can't get past how disgusting it is. I've seen Eveningstar kiss enough on screen at this point, so watching them do that.....

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....Benson tells him, "nobody likes a Cho-Mo in prison." And that makeout sesh she has with Lucifer? I mean, is she really that horny? I mean, I know people think it's hot because....

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....would be inadmissible because of what Eve said. It would be a coerced confession. There was a whole SVU episode about this where a perp recants his confession because Olivia....

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...even tells Lucifer to "torture the truth out of him until his lawyer shows up" RIGHT IN FRONT OF A SUSPECT! At that point, if the suspect were to confess, it....

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