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Alli Hoff
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Favorite lyrics #LifeofaShowgirl Pt. 3:
-But a shattered glass is a lot more sharp
-You could be my forever night stand, Honey
-I love you, Taylor
That's our show
We love you so much
Goodnight 😽
October 3, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Favorite Lyrics #LifeofaShowgirl Pt. 2
-My advice is always ruin the friendship
-Like a toy chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse
That's how much it hurts
-Boss up, settle down, got a wish list
-His love was the key that opened my thighs
October 3, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Favorite lyrics #LifeofaShowgirl Pt. 1
-Swore my loyalty to me myself and I
-Don’t you ever end up anything but mine
-Had to make your own sunshine when the sky was onyx now it’s it’s opalite
-I can make deals with the devil because my dick's bigger
-When your first crush crushes something kind
October 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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"Turns out my dick's bigger" - Taylor Swift, 2025
October 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I was today years old when I realized it’s midriff shirt not mid-drift shirt. 😅
July 17, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Literal jaw drop that Chelley and Ace are not in the finale! But not mad one bit 😎 #LoveIslandUSA
July 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Amaya papaya is so freaking adorable and I am so glad she’s still on #LoveIslandUSA 😊
July 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Omg #Nicolandria is making me kick and scream giddy believing in fate and love again 🥰🥰🥰👏👏👏🌟🌟✨🤩🥰🤩🥰❤️❤️❤️ #LoveIsland
July 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Ace talks nonsense. #LoveIslandUSA so over him and his meddling/manipulation/ring leading. It’s not entertaining it’s annoying.
July 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Rewatching #LoveIslandUSA to catch #nicolandria content and instead clocked how weird Ace was moving with Chelley. I think they knew if they coupled up first they’d be a target, and they instead target other strong connections. You can tell they’re trying to get to the final even from Day 1.
July 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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This might be my favourite quote from a RTV contestant in history😭 #loveislandUSA
July 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
“I’m getting kitty and giddy” is my new mantra #LoveIslandUSA
July 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Nooooo #nicolandria 😭 alive for a minute and gone forever #LoveIslandUSA
June 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Nicolas!!!! Immediately treating Olandria 100% better than Taylor is just incredible 🥰🥰🥰 #LoveIslandUSA
June 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This switch up on on #LoveIslandUSA has really made me realize I just love the women and want them to be happy and I don’t care about any of those little boys.
June 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I’m pro Nicolandria, but I’m really concerned for Cierra and hope she remains in the villa because she is solid gold! #LoveIslandUSA
June 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Lolol Austin knowing about Spider Man kiss 2003 winning MTV Best Kiss is sending me #LoveIslandUSA
June 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Wait poor Olandria is like on her own with those girls 😅 #LoveIslandUSA
June 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
This is the worst recoupling in all the franchise history #LoveIslandUSA who the hell are these couples that I don’t care about? Like Casa is supposed to test couples not make us lose our favorite islanders and keep new bombshells??
June 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
#LoveIslandUSA I’m so mad. Olandria should have stayed. Wtf.
June 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
#LoveIslandUSA how dare these producers. This is messy AF.
June 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
#LoveIsland producers you effed the eff up with this. HOW DARE YOU LET OLANDRIA GO HOME and we have to watch a brand new bombshell be in a couple instead? Amaya and Olandria deserve to stay!!!
June 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Everyone swerving TJ is sending me 😂😂😂😂 #LoveIslandUSA
June 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Can’t stop crying dancing to the #Iquit album by #Haim soooooo flipping goooooooddddd
June 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
AHHHHHHH!!!! Paige on #LoveIlsandUSA!!!!!!! I can die now 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
June 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM