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Allan Schlosser
@allanschlosser.bsky.social
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Washington PR, ret. ("Liberté, égalité, fraternité, publicité"), Int'l. CES, Carl Byoir/D.C., U.S.-Japan Trade Council, aide to House Democrats, Army public affairs (West Point, 1st Air Cavalry Division/Vietnam, Stars & Stripes/Tokyo), Pitt Panther.
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Allan Schlosser @allanschlosser.bsky.social · 1h
They come in new, creative forms, but if it quacks and waddles like a bribe, guess what?!
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Allan Schlosser @allanschlosser.bsky.social · 20h
Tuberville threatens to give mindless collaborationism a bad name.
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Allan Schlosser @allanschlosser.bsky.social · 21h
Waiting (in vain?) for Vichy Republicans to grow a pair and stop collaborating with Trump fascism. No one captures that collaborationism like Mike Johnson, less House Speaker than legislative gelding.
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Allan Schlosser @allanschlosser.bsky.social · 23h
With Trump, it's always the same stream-of-consciousness bulls***, no matter the venue. Not one of his predecessors would have even considered making such blatantly partisan remarks to U.S. troops, let alone those serving abroad.
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Allan Schlosser @allanschlosser.bsky.social · 1d
That TV ad was devastatingly effective because it accurately quotes the conservative, free-market President Reagan to rebut Trump's mindless support for, and heavy reliance on, tariffs.
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Allan Schlosser @allanschlosser.bsky.social · 1d
Has there ever been a more blatant example of vindictive prosecution than Felon-in-Chief Trump's case v. N.Y. Attorney General James?
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Allan Schlosser @allanschlosser.bsky.social · 2d
Having completely botched Pentagon public affairs, can only imagine the degree of Hegseth's incompetence and illiteracy on national security issues.
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Allan Schlosser @allanschlosser.bsky.social · 2d
Yet another reason to vote for Mamdani.
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Allan Schlosser @allanschlosser.bsky.social · 2d
No problem. Electronic ankle bracelets come in all sizes.
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Allan Schlosser @allanschlosser.bsky.social · 2d
This is what passes for a "military op" for a guy who bought himself a dubious, likely fraudulent medical exemption from U.S. military service at the height of the Vietnam War. Guess it makes him feel like he's got a pair.
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Allan Schlosser @allanschlosser.bsky.social · 2d
How 'bout pledging to demolish Trump's gilded ballroom on the first day of the next Democratic administration?
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Allan Schlosser @allanschlosser.bsky.social · 2d
At once an indefensible position and the Washington Post's obit?
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Allan Schlosser @allanschlosser.bsky.social · 2d
Not easy to do a parody of a parody.
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Allan Schlosser @allanschlosser.bsky.social · 2d
As Trump prepares to visit Tokyo, he's a textbook example of "matchi ponpu" -- the Japanese term for someone who starts a fire and then takes credit for having extinguished it.
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Allan Schlosser @allanschlosser.bsky.social · 2d
Monetizing and corrupting the American presidency on a scale without precedent, is there any industry, company or individual this capitalist whore won't do if the price is right?! His 180 on crypto a prime example.
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Allan Schlosser @allanschlosser.bsky.social · 2d
Jeff Bezos kept his distance from the WPost's editorial page and newsroom for a decade, no less an authority than Marty Baron explains in his memoir, but that sure as hell hasn't been the case since mid-2024.
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Allan Schlosser @allanschlosser.bsky.social · 2d
Ironic, not to mention tragic, that this far-right rewrite should come on the 60th anniversary of Congress passing, and LBJ signing into law (9/29/65), the National Arts and Humanities Act, which created the twin endowments (NEA and NEH) now under fire.
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Allan Schlosser @allanschlosser.bsky.social · 3d
Whining pussy. International embarrassment.
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Allan Schlosser @allanschlosser.bsky.social · 3d
Keep the 25th Amendment handy (not to mention a straitjacket).
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Allan Schlosser @allanschlosser.bsky.social · 3d
Vulgarians at the gate.
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Allan Schlosser @allanschlosser.bsky.social · 4d
The insecure Trump overreacts to an ad accurately portraying him as trade & tariffs-illiterate.
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Allan Schlosser @allanschlosser.bsky.social · 4d
E.E. Cummings's phrase for that: "There is some shit I will not eat!"
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Allan Schlosser @allanschlosser.bsky.social · 4d
Beavis and Butt-Head join their father in shamelessly monetizing the presidency on a scale utterly without precedent in American history.
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Allan Schlosser @allanschlosser.bsky.social · 4d
Having completely botched Pentagon public affairs, can only imagine the extent of Hegseth's incompetence on national security matters.
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Allan Schlosser @allanschlosser.bsky.social · 5d
Hegseth unqualified to run Pentagon public affairs, let alone the Pentagon.
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