Allan Collins
@allancollins.io
Random info about me:
💻 Senior Software Engineer
🕹️ Gaming: (Pokémon, Fortnite, Chess)
😎 Cooking, baking, and gardening.
😅 Sharer of memes and random thoughts.
💻 Senior Software Engineer
🕹️ Gaming: (Pokémon, Fortnite, Chess)
😎 Cooking, baking, and gardening.
😅 Sharer of memes and random thoughts.
One of the most frustrating aspects of the job search is jumping through all the hoops to prove that I can do the work before I can get to an actual interview, despite years of experience.
July 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
One of the most frustrating aspects of the job search is jumping through all the hoops to prove that I can do the work before I can get to an actual interview, despite years of experience.
Freakin’ method actors…
July 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Freakin’ method actors…
“Learn to do good. Seek justice. Help the oppressed. Defend the cause of orphans. Fight for the rights of widows.”
Isaiah 1:17 NLT
Isaiah 1:17 NLT
July 19, 2025 at 5:49 AM
“Learn to do good. Seek justice. Help the oppressed. Defend the cause of orphans. Fight for the rights of widows.”
Isaiah 1:17 NLT
Isaiah 1:17 NLT
Not to be “that guy,” but doesn’t it seem strange that there is nothing but that cheating couple at the Coldplay concert?
July 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Not to be “that guy,” but doesn’t it seem strange that there is nothing but that cheating couple at the Coldplay concert?
Shamelessly stolen. It’s true, you little whippersnappers!
July 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Shamelessly stolen. It’s true, you little whippersnappers!
Hey all. I’m on the lookout for my next role in my career. I’ve been in the WordPress space for a long time and it may be time to pivot to something new.
What would you suggest?
What would you suggest?
July 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Hey all. I’m on the lookout for my next role in my career. I’ve been in the WordPress space for a long time and it may be time to pivot to something new.
What would you suggest?
What would you suggest?
Do you think DOGE is using vibe coding to rebuild the SSA codebase?
March 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Do you think DOGE is using vibe coding to rebuild the SSA codebase?
Need a 45 second moment of calm? Here’s Barry the Betta fish.
January 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Need a 45 second moment of calm? Here’s Barry the Betta fish.
I’ve watched The Office numerous times and I’m just now noticing this?!
January 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’ve watched The Office numerous times and I’m just now noticing this?!
Whenever I’m sick I always feel guilty about not doing anything productive with my time. Something I need to fix.
January 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Whenever I’m sick I always feel guilty about not doing anything productive with my time. Something I need to fix.
Just a few plant pics from around the house.
January 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Just a few plant pics from around the house.
Reposted by Allan Collins
You don’t hear about this anymore.
January 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
You don’t hear about this anymore.
My heart goes out to my peeps in LA. I hope you’re okay.
January 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
My heart goes out to my peeps in LA. I hope you’re okay.
And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
January 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
FACT: A group of rabbits hopping away from you is called a receding hare line.
January 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
FACT: A group of rabbits hopping away from you is called a receding hare line.
Consuming a hotdog in North Korea is considered treasonous. 🌭
January 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Consuming a hotdog in North Korea is considered treasonous. 🌭