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@alipallib.bsky.social

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Twitter Quitter. OK, maybe dual citizenship for now. I guess it can't be worse If in doubt assume it's sarcasm Just sayin.......

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Ali B @alipallib.bsky.social · Nov 17

Dear Men,
We gave you the opportunity to run every god damn thing and you have done nothing but fuck it all up.
Now, please step aside and get the fuck out of our way so that we can clean up the mess you have made.
Thank you,
Women
ps Go make us a sandwich

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Ali B @alipallib.bsky.social · 2h

Maybe if we start calling our body parts by gun-sounding names like “Revulva” or “Shooterus” or “Vagnum 45” the GOP will stop trying to regulate them.
Just sayin.

Ali B @alipallib.bsky.social · 4h

Can I ask where you're hanging your thongs?

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Ali B @alipallib.bsky.social · 18h

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Ali B @alipallib.bsky.social · 5d

Not suggesting anyone should do so.

Ali B @alipallib.bsky.social · 6d

Be careful. They want people to protest so they can go in and escalate the situation and then start shooting.

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Ali B @alipallib.bsky.social · 7d

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Ali B @alipallib.bsky.social · 8d

Decided to give my license up after a couple of seizures. Hardest thing I've ever done. I would chew on a cotton ball every day to be able to drive and feel safe.

Ali B @alipallib.bsky.social · 13d

Just sayin

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Ali B @alipallib.bsky.social · 16d

Public service announcement from:
Donald Trump (Adderall)
Donald Trunp Jr (Cocaine)
Musk (Ketamine)
RFK (Heroin)
The rest of them (alcohol)

Tylenol is bad for you.

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Ali B @alipallib.bsky.social · 17d

You swallowed the other two before you noticed the sole survivor.

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Ali B @alipallib.bsky.social · 17d

It seems like MAGA are confused. They are still looking for the tolerant left. They dont realize that the tolerant left has left the building. This is now the Go fuck yourselves, you racist, misogynistic, homophobic, fascist Chucklefucks left.

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Ali B @alipallib.bsky.social · 17d

Pursuant to personal Ali rule 372.85, all posts with spelling mistakes must be deleted and reposted. Especially when the mistake is a 2 letter word that ends up being God. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Ali B @alipallib.bsky.social · 20d

I only ever took Tylenol PM, so my kids only have autism at night.
Just sayin.

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Ali B @alipallib.bsky.social · 20d

Ali B @alipallib.bsky.social · 21d

We're screwed.

The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 21d

Don Trump the Science-ish Guy explains Tylenol!

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Ali B @alipallib.bsky.social · 21d

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Ali B @alipallib.bsky.social · 22d

We're fucked.

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Ali B @alipallib.bsky.social · 22d

Thanks for the update. Disappointing as it may be.
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Ali B @alipallib.bsky.social · 29d

Have there been any updates on the rapture? Cuz I'm getting a little tired of waiting for jesus to come get them all.
Just sayin.

Ali B @alipallib.bsky.social · 24d

I said they could make the sandwiches!

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Ali B @alipallib.bsky.social · 25d

Redirected the $$$ to PBS.

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Ali B @alipallib.bsky.social · 28d

No. RFK gave him a job to study the connection between vaccines and autism. He has thrown the name out there for head of the CDC a couple of times but it's unlikely.
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Who Is David Geier, the Man Leading Federal Autism-Vaccine Study?

Medical News Today Discredited researcher, vaccine skeptic was disciplined for practicing medicine without a license. David Geier, a man without a medical degree who once was disciplined by the Mar…

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Ali B @alipallib.bsky.social · 28d

At a right-wing event at a right-wing college in a right-wing city with a right-wing mayor in a right wing state with a right-wing governor and right-wing gun laws. But it's the left wings fault.

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Ali B @alipallib.bsky.social · 29d

Any updates on the rapture? Cuz I'm getting kinda tired of waiting for your boy to come get them all.
Just sayin.

Ali B @alipallib.bsky.social · 29d

Have there been any updates on the rapture? Cuz I'm getting a little tired of waiting for jesus to come get them all.
Just sayin.

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