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Alien X Xenumorph

Alien X Xenumorph

@alien8n.co.uk

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Occasional reviewer of music and general troublemaker at Devolution Magazine. British Mensa. Hated by Graham Linehan. Pronouns: Intergalactic Overlord/Arrrggghh

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Alien X Xenumorph @alien8n.co.uk · Dec 4

I suppose I should do a welcome thread… so hello followers (or the morbidly curious). I’m a photographer and music journalist by night and IT manager by day (it pays for the cameras). So I’ll post photos every now and then.

Alien X Xenumorph @alien8n.co.uk · 7h

“All I want for Christmas…”

Alien X Xenumorph @alien8n.co.uk · 7h

I don’t mind those, spelling of transatlantic words is acceptable if the writer is American for example. It’s not their fault they weren’t taught how to spell properly 😉. My issue is with what is supposed to be the best educated news team in the world not checking simple things like basic grammar

Alien X Xenumorph @alien8n.co.uk · 11h

Dear BBC News. Hire a proofreader for your website news.

I’ve read 2 news articles this morning and one has “not” as “nott” and the other has “Dubaiu” instead of “Dubai”.

Alien X Xenumorph @alien8n.co.uk · 9d

JFC threads is full of absolute morons. Slap a Star of David on an account and you can make up any load of bollocks and suddenly because topic of the day. Seriously people, use some common sense, some critical thinking, and you know, just google to see if the story is actually true. Threads = 🐂💩

Alien X Xenumorph @alien8n.co.uk · 10d

Shouldn’t that be “basket of Deplorapples”

Alien X Xenumorph @alien8n.co.uk · 13d

It’s okay, I’m too nice to run with a joke like this, but it’s all fun :)

Alien X Xenumorph @alien8n.co.uk · 13d

Don’t worry, I am taking the piss. I do know who John Cena is as well as Chris Jericho. Although Chris is the only one I’ve met in real life and he was super friendly to everyone in the Download Press tent :)

Shirley Will @shirley-will.bsky.social · 13d

Wrestler John Cena, currently starring in "Peacemakers". He was also a dad in the movie "Blockers" which turned out to be better than I was expecting.

Alien X Xenumorph @alien8n.co.uk · 13d

Oh, I thought it was Chris Jericho…

Alien X Xenumorph @alien8n.co.uk · 13d

Waiting for responses, and then I have my reply already set and reading to light the fuse 😂

Alien X Xenumorph @alien8n.co.uk · 13d

That’s brilliant, who’s the actor?

Alien X Xenumorph @alien8n.co.uk · 13d

That’s brilliant, who’s the actor?

Alien X Xenumorph @alien8n.co.uk · 13d

There’s an entire new group of people about to be introduced to one of @killermartinis.bsky.social ‘s most infamous stories from Twitter. And a new group of lawyers holding their heads in their hands going “oh fuck, not again”.

I swear this story must be being passed down like a lawyer urban legend

Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 13d

Hey guys I'm trying to win a bet

Please comment here and let me know if you are aware of the fishfuucking discourse

Alien X Xenumorph @alien8n.co.uk · 13d

Linda’s lawyers: “oh fuck, she’s doing fish fucking again.”

Alien X Xenumorph @alien8n.co.uk · 15d

My new favourite insult:

“When you look in the mirror you see an arsehole so big it looks like it’s been rimmed by NASA”

Alien X Xenumorph @alien8n.co.uk · 15d

NO, BAD DUNCAN!

Alien X Xenumorph @alien8n.co.uk · 16d

The more you look at the world the more you realise that Judge Death might have a point…

a cartoon of a robot talking to a man with a hat

ALT: a cartoon of a robot talking to a man with a hat

media.tenor.com

Alien X Xenumorph @alien8n.co.uk · 16d

#Photography #moonphotography #astrophotography #moon #lunarphotography

Alien X Xenumorph @alien8n.co.uk · 17d

“Tolerant society”? From the paper that promotes more intolerance than any other bar the Daily Mail.

Alien X Xenumorph @alien8n.co.uk · 17d

Just when you think you can't get any better...

#photography #moonphotography #lunarphotography

Alien X Xenumorph @alien8n.co.uk · 19d

I’ve just seen this elsewhere and apparently it’s Eurostar. But that still doesn’t change the fact he’s wearing a kilt.

Alien X Xenumorph @alien8n.co.uk · 20d

Have you seen the Telegraph’s take on the new ScotRail uniform? Absolutely unhinged

bsky.app/profile/alie...

Alien X Xenumorph @alien8n.co.uk · 20d

So ScotRail has announced their new uniforms and the photo has one of the men wearing a kilt. It’s very obviously a kilt. The Telegraph however has determined that the man wearing the kilt must be transgender because it must be a skirt. Needless to say the Scottish part of the internet aren’t happy

A screenshot of The Telegraph’s opinion page where “journalist” William Sitwell doesn’t understand what a kilt is in order to be transphobic.

A cropped in photo of a train conductor wearing their new uniform approved kilt. Not a skirt. Also, look at socks, often worn with a kilt. Not a skirt.

Alien X Xenumorph @alien8n.co.uk · 20d

Possibly one for @dieworkwear.bsky.social to explain to the idiots at the Telegraph what a kilt is.

Alien X Xenumorph @alien8n.co.uk · 20d

So ScotRail has announced their new uniforms and the photo has one of the men wearing a kilt. It’s very obviously a kilt. The Telegraph however has determined that the man wearing the kilt must be transgender because it must be a skirt. Needless to say the Scottish part of the internet aren’t happy

A screenshot of The Telegraph’s opinion page where “journalist” William Sitwell doesn’t understand what a kilt is in order to be transphobic.

A cropped in photo of a train conductor wearing their new uniform approved kilt. Not a skirt. Also, look at socks, often worn with a kilt. Not a skirt.

Alien X Xenumorph @alien8n.co.uk · 20d

So ScotRail has announced their new uniforms and the photo has one of the men wearing a kilt. It’s very obviously a kilt. The Telegraph however has determined that the man wearing the kilt must be transgender because it must be a skirt. Needless to say the Scottish part of the internet aren’t happy

A screenshot of The Telegraph’s opinion page where “journalist” William Sitwell doesn’t understand what a kilt is in order to be transphobic.

A cropped in photo of a train conductor wearing their new uniform approved kilt. Not a skirt. Also, look at socks, often worn with a kilt. Not a skirt.

Alien X Xenumorph @alien8n.co.uk · 21d

The Book of Steve Jobs

Alien X Xenumorph @alien8n.co.uk · 21d

The cat has discovered the heated blanket. So heated blanket + cat means I’m roasting… she doesn’t care, she’s warm

Alien X Xenumorph @alien8n.co.uk · 23d

Who would have thought that a Mumford and Sons tribute band could be so fun to photograph.

#livemusic #photography #musicphotography