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Alex Wittscheck
@alexwittscheck.bsky.social
Riding the line between having my tongue in my cheek and my foot in my mouth.
If I wanted to lose 50 pounds I could do it today by chopping my leg off, but the better option would be to spend the next 8-12 months making changes in my diet and exercise to get to the same weight.
February 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
New restaurant idea. It’s Lamberts, but it’s Mexican food and you throw fresh tortillas like frizbees.
January 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Next Christmas, instead of cordial cherries, I hope my wife orders un-cordial cherries.
January 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Sitting behind two different dads filming a children’s Christmas concert. Both of their videos look like they rubbed Vaseline on their phone camera lens.
December 10, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Drunk people who puke on the sidewalk instead of a garbage can or in the gutter (like a civilized person) belong in the same level of hell as people who don’t flush public toilets.
December 3, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Teaser of that @feekyfeek.bsky.social new new. You’ll get the rest in January.
November 27, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Where does sweet potato casserole belong in the holiday dinner lineup?

1️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/Vymusp/1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">With the sides
2️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/Vymusp/2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">With the desserts
3️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/Vymusp/3" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">In the trash

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November 25, 2024 at 7:55 AM