If I wanted to lose 50 pounds I could do it today by chopping my leg off, but the better option would be to spend the next 8-12 months making changes in my diet and exercise to get to the same weight.

New restaurant idea. It’s Lamberts, but it’s Mexican food and you throw fresh tortillas like frizbees.

Next Christmas, instead of cordial cherries, I hope my wife orders un-cordial cherries.

Sitting behind two different dads filming a children’s Christmas concert. Both of their videos look like they rubbed Vaseline on their phone camera lens.

Drunk people who puke on the sidewalk instead of a garbage can or in the gutter (like a civilized person) belong in the same level of hell as people who don’t flush public toilets.

Teaser of that @feekyfeek.bsky.social new new. You’ll get the rest in January.

Where does sweet potato casserole belong in the holiday dinner lineup?

1️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/Vymusp/1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">With the sides
2️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/Vymusp/2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">With the desserts
3️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/Vymusp/3" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">In the trash

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