Alex Thee Scallion
@alextheescallion.bsky.social
Just doing my best to stay alive and hydrated.
📍Boston
📍Boston
–– the only way to clean your house is to throw everything in the spare bedroom.
November 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
–– the only way to clean your house is to throw everything in the spare bedroom.
–– only question is whether we call it Ancestral Wisdom or Accumulate Recall … 🤔
–– calling it now, this card will be very good in standard, and potentially banned.
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
–– only question is whether we call it Ancestral Wisdom or Accumulate Recall … 🤔
–– things happen!
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
–– things happen!
–– MSNBC just changed its name to MS Now. What does MS stand for exactly? Oddly and senselessly, Microsoft.
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
–– MSNBC just changed its name to MS Now. What does MS stand for exactly? Oddly and senselessly, Microsoft.
–– aw baby lido 🥱
November 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
–– aw baby lido 🥱
–– calling it now, this card will be very good in standard, and potentially banned.
November 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
–– calling it now, this card will be very good in standard, and potentially banned.
–– it’s so obvious that greene is just trolling Trump. none of this is genuine, it’s just means to an end.
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
–– it’s so obvious that greene is just trolling Trump. none of this is genuine, it’s just means to an end.
–– does the sheer amount of consumable content give anyone else anxiety? I have endless lists of movies, games, tv shows, books.
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
–– does the sheer amount of consumable content give anyone else anxiety? I have endless lists of movies, games, tv shows, books.
–– the number of tv shows I’ve start but not finished is stressing me out
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
–– the number of tv shows I’ve start but not finished is stressing me out
–– making the spam texters regret it
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
–– making the spam texters regret it
–– just beat suikoden with the true ending and 😭😭😭
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
–– just beat suikoden with the true ending and 😭😭😭
–– all people in New Haven talk about is pizza. and I honestly don’t mind.
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
–– all people in New Haven talk about is pizza. and I honestly don’t mind.
–– excited to brew a UR lessons counterburn deck in standard when ATLA drops 💧🔥
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
–– excited to brew a UR lessons counterburn deck in standard when ATLA drops 💧🔥
–– just logged off, anything happen in the news today?
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
–– just logged off, anything happen in the news today?
–– doing my best and that’s enough! 😄
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
–– doing my best and that’s enough! 😄
–– bought katsu a stuffed pink pig and he named her deboarah 🐖
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
–– bought katsu a stuffed pink pig and he named her deboarah 🐖
–– me watching literally any film:
“oooh it’s an allegory for trauma”
“oooh it’s an allegory for trauma”
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
–– me watching literally any film:
“oooh it’s an allegory for trauma”
“oooh it’s an allegory for trauma”
–– there’s an app that tells you the best time during a movie to go pee
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
–– there’s an app that tells you the best time during a movie to go pee
–– hello darkness (diet coke with lime), my old friend
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
–– hello darkness (diet coke with lime), my old friend
–– been reading a book and waiting for something to happen, realizing halfway through it’s not that kind of book. Not about what happens, so much as interpersonal dynamics and exchanges. it’s refreshingly different in being so plotless.
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
–– been reading a book and waiting for something to happen, realizing halfway through it’s not that kind of book. Not about what happens, so much as interpersonal dynamics and exchanges. it’s refreshingly different in being so plotless.
–– i’m “need to get my LASIK retouched” years old
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
–– i’m “need to get my LASIK retouched” years old
–– trying a new thing at work where I check my email three times a day and otherwise just work through my to do list. it’s a digital mailbox not an instant messenger. checking it every minute isn’t healthy for anyone and few things are really that urgent.
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
–– trying a new thing at work where I check my email three times a day and otherwise just work through my to do list. it’s a digital mailbox not an instant messenger. checking it every minute isn’t healthy for anyone and few things are really that urgent.
–– I’m sure Schumer genuinely (mistakenly) thinks this is a good strategy but for the life of me I cannot fathom how.
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
–– I’m sure Schumer genuinely (mistakenly) thinks this is a good strategy but for the life of me I cannot fathom how.
–– so if dems cave and vote to end the shutdown in exchange for nothing they will 1) have completely failed to exercise what little leverage they had and 2) effectively accepted blame for a completely unnecessary shutdown.
November 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
–– so if dems cave and vote to end the shutdown in exchange for nothing they will 1) have completely failed to exercise what little leverage they had and 2) effectively accepted blame for a completely unnecessary shutdown.
–– YEAH IT IZ!
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
–– YEAH IT IZ!