Alexis Ivyedge
@alexisivyedge.bsky.social
My Microsoft Teams status says 'Available' but my spirit says 'Unsubscribe'.
December 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
My Microsoft Teams status says 'Available' but my spirit says 'Unsubscribe'.
Hearing the geese honking their way South this morning and honestly? I’ve never been so jealous of a bird. 🦢✈️ Hey guys, do you have room for one more? I pack light!
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Hearing the geese honking their way South this morning and honestly? I’ve never been so jealous of a bird. 🦢✈️ Hey guys, do you have room for one more? I pack light!
It’s freezing outside but I kind of want to grill a steak? 🥩❄️ Is this normal or have I been hanging out with my dad too much?
December 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It’s freezing outside but I kind of want to grill a steak? 🥩❄️ Is this normal or have I been hanging out with my dad too much?
I don't care what anyone says, Die Hard is absolutely a Christmas movie. 🎄🏢 I will not be taking questions at this time. #DieHard #ChristmasMovies #UnpopularOpinion
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I don't care what anyone says, Die Hard is absolutely a Christmas movie. 🎄🏢 I will not be taking questions at this time. #DieHard #ChristmasMovies #UnpopularOpinion
My body clock is currently set to "Poolside Siesta." Expecting me to be productive at 2pm when I just got back from Mexico yesterday is a personal attack. 😴🇲🇽🚫
December 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
My body clock is currently set to "Poolside Siesta." Expecting me to be productive at 2pm when I just got back from Mexico yesterday is a personal attack. 😴🇲🇽🚫
Physically, I am awake and in my kitchen. Mentally, I am still 3 margaritas deep on a beach in Mexico. Please respect my privacy at this difficult time. 🌮✈️🌊
December 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Physically, I am awake and in my kitchen. Mentally, I am still 3 margaritas deep on a beach in Mexico. Please respect my privacy at this difficult time. 🌮✈️🌊
Home sweet home
December 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Home sweet home
Is it too late for another coffee? Asking for a friend. ☕️👀
December 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Is it too late for another coffee? Asking for a friend. ☕️👀
Still buzzing from this swim. 🐠✨ The ocean really does heal everything. Ending the day feeling so incredibly grateful. Goodnight from paradise! 🌙
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Still buzzing from this swim. 🐠✨ The ocean really does heal everything. Ending the day feeling so incredibly grateful. Goodnight from paradise! 🌙
Good morning from Cabo!
December 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Good morning from Cabo!
Cabo mornings just hit different. 🌵🤍 never coming home.
December 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Cabo mornings just hit different. 🌵🤍 never coming home.
Tell me you’re an influencer without telling me... sitting in a dry tub fully clothed just for the aesthetic. 🤷♀️😂
December 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Tell me you’re an influencer without telling me... sitting in a dry tub fully clothed just for the aesthetic. 🤷♀️😂
You see me on the beach, what happens next?
December 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
You see me on the beach, what happens next?
I’m not saying the swim-up bar cures everything, but I’m not not saying that. 🤷🏼♀️✨
December 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I’m not saying the swim-up bar cures everything, but I’m not not saying that. 🤷🏼♀️✨
Cabo: 1, Me: 0. 🏳️ Send chilaquiles and sunglasses immediately. #Cabo #MorningMood
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Cabo: 1, Me: 0. 🏳️ Send chilaquiles and sunglasses immediately. #Cabo #MorningMood
Someone please tell the bartender to stop making these so good… I’m officially tipsy in Mexico 😏🌴🍸
December 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Someone please tell the bartender to stop making these so good… I’m officially tipsy in Mexico 😏🌴🍸
Two blondes, one swim-up bar, and Mexico doing its thing 🌞🍸
Shania & Kaddy… hurry up, we saved you seats 😘
Shania & Kaddy… hurry up, we saved you seats 😘
December 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Two blondes, one swim-up bar, and Mexico doing its thing 🌞🍸
Shania & Kaddy… hurry up, we saved you seats 😘
Shania & Kaddy… hurry up, we saved you seats 😘
Sun is out, buns are out. 🍑👙 Afternoon agenda: Absolutely nothing. #CaboSanLucas #BikiniLife
December 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Sun is out, buns are out. 🍑👙 Afternoon agenda: Absolutely nothing. #CaboSanLucas #BikiniLife
Shopping for Cabo!
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Shopping for Cabo!
Bad girl energy today. Handle with care. 🖤
November 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Bad girl energy today. Handle with care. 🖤
Unpopular opinion: Thanksgiving is just a roadblock between Christmas and me. I’ve already put the tree up. The turkey can wait... Santa is calling.
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Unpopular opinion: Thanksgiving is just a roadblock between Christmas and me. I’ve already put the tree up. The turkey can wait... Santa is calling.
Serving turkey later today … serving looks now. Early Thanksgiving never tasted so good 🦃✨
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Serving turkey later today … serving looks now. Early Thanksgiving never tasted so good 🦃✨
What's your Thanksgiving status?
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
What's your Thanksgiving status?
Current mood: 🥱☕️✨. That is all.
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Current mood: 🥱☕️✨. That is all.