Alex Gray
@alexefctoffee.bsky.social
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Evertonian, Once a blue always a blue 35 feeling 75. Politically left. Currently living in Chester.
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Welcoming the newest Evertonian to the world ❤️ six years of ivf later Amelia Rose Gray ❤️
Fucking hell. Hope you’re alright mate i’d be raging.
Dyche to join Maranikas’ drug smuggling operation after impressing the Notts Forest owner by chatting about how much he loves being “on the grass”.
Next window/summer you’d expect we go all out for a forward and fullback. The team is competent with nothing up top sadly. No blame today the players gave it their all.
Standard script mate. Players gave it their all and going to be a few years to fix all the issues. 👍
My thoughts exactly. Knowing we’ll be safe i’d be giving more time to the younger squad members to develop though. We’ll be fine. Getting a proper striker is going to cost a lot of money i fear.
In it until we went 1-0 down then they dominated mate. We didn’t take our chances and conceded two really poor goals.
The agent deals where REALLY dodgy mate. A bloke whose fortune was made by being good with money put us days away from administration.
Exactly this. He was garbage for two years at Palace. He now scores for France.
Tosun, Maupay, Sandro to name a few others! 😂
We could’ve had the worlds best striker but Moshiri rejected him 😂😂
Always a tough game today. Get very few chances and have to take them and the age old issue of not having a clinical striker.

On to the next game 👍
Just a reminder when people say we dont create that Beto has had 3 glorious chances in this first half alone.
Cant wait for the scabs to endure Dycheball 😂
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Yer he’d be a good fit for West Ham too.
I’d take not getting him just to see Dyche destroy them 😂
Chris Wood is 3rd choice striker under Ange. I’d be all over that in January. Not glamorous but would be a huge upgrade for us.
I’ve got Haaland as my captain in fantasy footy so we can all rest knowing he’s scoring two own goals today 😁👍 coyb!
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🚨The team that starts for Everton today against Manchester City! Thoughts on the team?
The Greens have won me over which wasn’t hard when looking at any other option. Labour have angered me more than the Tory twats.
I love his strategy of having 5 central midfielders on the pitch forcing Chelsea to go wide where they are most dangerous 😂
I mean their behavior was disturbing in Amsterdam chanting for the death of all Palestinians. Russian teams have been banned for an invasion. Israeli teams should be banned for a genocide.
Thank god proper footy is back this weekend.
Nailed it mate. Gone from Russian backed politicians to Israeli. Our political system is in the gutter.