Alexander Warn
@alexanderwarn.bsky.social
Actor, filmmaker and animator. Professional grotesque. Lamentations and surreal musings upon ones football team may occur.
One of life's circles has completed -
I've reached the age when I'm staring at stuff that my nephews love like Stranger Things but not having the first clue what to buy them, as I know bugger all about it.
I now know what it was like when I was their age and screaming about Doctor Who to relatives.
I've reached the age when I'm staring at stuff that my nephews love like Stranger Things but not having the first clue what to buy them, as I know bugger all about it.
I now know what it was like when I was their age and screaming about Doctor Who to relatives.
December 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
One of life's circles has completed -
I've reached the age when I'm staring at stuff that my nephews love like Stranger Things but not having the first clue what to buy them, as I know bugger all about it.
I now know what it was like when I was their age and screaming about Doctor Who to relatives.
I've reached the age when I'm staring at stuff that my nephews love like Stranger Things but not having the first clue what to buy them, as I know bugger all about it.
I now know what it was like when I was their age and screaming about Doctor Who to relatives.
"It's not the prettiest on the eye at times but they really are fighting for one another, fighting for the shirt and putting their bodies on the line."
Tom Cleverley after Argyle beat Rotherham for a fourth 1-0 win out of their last six games. #pafc
Tom Cleverley after Argyle beat Rotherham for a fourth 1-0 win out of their last six games. #pafc
Tom Cleverley admits Argyle putting substance over style
The Pilgrims beat Rotherham United at Home Park for their fourth 1-0 win in their last six games
www.plymouthherald.co.uk
December 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Conor Hazard Tactical 'Injury' Handbook.
Method 1 - Sit on floor, arms around knees and shake head whilst looking at floor.
Method 2 - Keep 'injured' leg out straight. Look at floor but don't shake head.
Don't forget to chat with ref during 'treatment'. Maybe say "It really hurts ref!" #pafc
Method 1 - Sit on floor, arms around knees and shake head whilst looking at floor.
Method 2 - Keep 'injured' leg out straight. Look at floor but don't shake head.
Don't forget to chat with ref during 'treatment'. Maybe say "It really hurts ref!" #pafc
December 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Conor Hazard Tactical 'Injury' Handbook.
Method 1 - Sit on floor, arms around knees and shake head whilst looking at floor.
Method 2 - Keep 'injured' leg out straight. Look at floor but don't shake head.
Don't forget to chat with ref during 'treatment'. Maybe say "It really hurts ref!" #pafc
Method 1 - Sit on floor, arms around knees and shake head whilst looking at floor.
Method 2 - Keep 'injured' leg out straight. Look at floor but don't shake head.
Don't forget to chat with ref during 'treatment'. Maybe say "It really hurts ref!" #pafc
League One is a lot like those Polar Express interactive experiences.
A few talented youngsters looking for a job and something for the CV. Then there are those who have done it for too long.
Set and costumes are tired, energy is too forced and tickets are pricey for the product on offer. #pafc
A few talented youngsters looking for a job and something for the CV. Then there are those who have done it for too long.
Set and costumes are tired, energy is too forced and tickets are pricey for the product on offer. #pafc
December 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
League One is a lot like those Polar Express interactive experiences.
A few talented youngsters looking for a job and something for the CV. Then there are those who have done it for too long.
Set and costumes are tired, energy is too forced and tickets are pricey for the product on offer. #pafc
A few talented youngsters looking for a job and something for the CV. Then there are those who have done it for too long.
Set and costumes are tired, energy is too forced and tickets are pricey for the product on offer. #pafc
4-4-2 of old(ish)
A quick buzz back to the days when it was extremely prevalent and not some radical discovery. With emphasis on the wide areas.
Let's belt off down the wing and whip in some crosses... #pafc 🧵
A quick buzz back to the days when it was extremely prevalent and not some radical discovery. With emphasis on the wide areas.
Let's belt off down the wing and whip in some crosses... #pafc 🧵
December 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
4-4-2 of old(ish)
A quick buzz back to the days when it was extremely prevalent and not some radical discovery. With emphasis on the wide areas.
Let's belt off down the wing and whip in some crosses... #pafc 🧵
A quick buzz back to the days when it was extremely prevalent and not some radical discovery. With emphasis on the wide areas.
Let's belt off down the wing and whip in some crosses... #pafc 🧵
To borrow/appropriate from Bill Hicks...
"There's no connection! And you'd be a fool and a communist to make one."
"There's no connection! And you'd be a fool and a communist to make one."
Days after FIFA awarded Trump a fake peace prize, DOJ moves to drop charges in FIFA corruption case www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/n...
U.S. Moves to Drop Charges in International Soccer Corruption Case
www.nytimes.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
To borrow/appropriate from Bill Hicks...
"There's no connection! And you'd be a fool and a communist to make one."
"There's no connection! And you'd be a fool and a communist to make one."
I like Oseni.
Yeah he's raw, but is comfortably ahead of Pepple.
And he's not alone in needing work in holding the ball up, I'd argue all three strikers need to be much better at it. Bustling runs are great, but every now and then just keep it. #pafc
www.plymouthherald.co.uk/sport/footba...
Yeah he's raw, but is comfortably ahead of Pepple.
And he's not alone in needing work in holding the ball up, I'd argue all three strikers need to be much better at it. Bustling runs are great, but every now and then just keep it. #pafc
www.plymouthherald.co.uk/sport/footba...
Owen Oseni goal secures Argyle victory over Wycombe
Oseni became the first player other than Lorent Tolaj to score for the Pilgrims since the end of September
www.plymouthherald.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I like Oseni.
Yeah he's raw, but is comfortably ahead of Pepple.
And he's not alone in needing work in holding the ball up, I'd argue all three strikers need to be much better at it. Bustling runs are great, but every now and then just keep it. #pafc
www.plymouthherald.co.uk/sport/footba...
Yeah he's raw, but is comfortably ahead of Pepple.
And he's not alone in needing work in holding the ball up, I'd argue all three strikers need to be much better at it. Bustling runs are great, but every now and then just keep it. #pafc
www.plymouthherald.co.uk/sport/footba...
When the respective John's of Entwistle and Deacon have played it, it's worth raiding the piggy bank.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
How experts uncovered The Who's guitar was also used by Queen
The Warwick Buzzard, played by John Deacon at the 1986 Montreux Pop Festival, could fetch £40,000.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
When the respective John's of Entwistle and Deacon have played it, it's worth raiding the piggy bank.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
So far I think I've seen:
5311
4411
442(ish)
Also - Cleverley moaning at an official on 8 mins.
Hazard trying to catch the ball when a Wycombe player was clearly beating him to it. #pafc
5311
4411
442(ish)
Also - Cleverley moaning at an official on 8 mins.
Hazard trying to catch the ball when a Wycombe player was clearly beating him to it. #pafc
December 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
So far I think I've seen:
5311
4411
442(ish)
Also - Cleverley moaning at an official on 8 mins.
Hazard trying to catch the ball when a Wycombe player was clearly beating him to it. #pafc
5311
4411
442(ish)
Also - Cleverley moaning at an official on 8 mins.
Hazard trying to catch the ball when a Wycombe player was clearly beating him to it. #pafc
At this point I have no clue what is happening. I know these names, where they prefer to play... So...
I'm guessing two straight lines and Oseni on his own like an island in the middle of the Pacific.
Shuffle, side step,
Pass, pass, launch,
Throw in,
Side step, shuffle,
Ah bugger. #pafc
I'm guessing two straight lines and Oseni on his own like an island in the middle of the Pacific.
Shuffle, side step,
Pass, pass, launch,
Throw in,
Side step, shuffle,
Ah bugger. #pafc
December 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
At this point I have no clue what is happening. I know these names, where they prefer to play... So...
I'm guessing two straight lines and Oseni on his own like an island in the middle of the Pacific.
Shuffle, side step,
Pass, pass, launch,
Throw in,
Side step, shuffle,
Ah bugger. #pafc
I'm guessing two straight lines and Oseni on his own like an island in the middle of the Pacific.
Shuffle, side step,
Pass, pass, launch,
Throw in,
Side step, shuffle,
Ah bugger. #pafc
"The only welfare state we wish to see is the continuing flow of funds from those with the least paying the most, to those paying the least and hogging the most.
Screw you if your school didn't charge a fee, if you happen to have a chronic condition and/or empathy."
Screw you if your school didn't charge a fee, if you happen to have a chronic condition and/or empathy."
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
"The only welfare state we wish to see is the continuing flow of funds from those with the least paying the most, to those paying the least and hogging the most.
Screw you if your school didn't charge a fee, if you happen to have a chronic condition and/or empathy."
Screw you if your school didn't charge a fee, if you happen to have a chronic condition and/or empathy."
Doctor Who has been an expensive (indulgent?) exercise in fan-fiction for the past 20 years.
Irregular scheduling, years off, galactic shark-jumping mini-seasons with an old Doctor brought back. Any wonder an audience feels fed-up?
The classic also started eating itself, time is circular it seems.
Irregular scheduling, years off, galactic shark-jumping mini-seasons with an old Doctor brought back. Any wonder an audience feels fed-up?
The classic also started eating itself, time is circular it seems.
‘The fans need something to believe in!’ Will this spin-off save Doctor Who?
‘The fans need something to believe in!’ Will this spin-off save Doctor Who?
The War Between the Land and the Sea may already have been given a rude nickname on fan forums, but does the latest addition to the Whoniverse hold the key to the future of the franchise?
www.theguardian.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Doctor Who has been an expensive (indulgent?) exercise in fan-fiction for the past 20 years.
Irregular scheduling, years off, galactic shark-jumping mini-seasons with an old Doctor brought back. Any wonder an audience feels fed-up?
The classic also started eating itself, time is circular it seems.
Irregular scheduling, years off, galactic shark-jumping mini-seasons with an old Doctor brought back. Any wonder an audience feels fed-up?
The classic also started eating itself, time is circular it seems.
Near two-score cautions,
Three red cards.
Doo-dah! Doo-dah!
Touchline bans,
Misconduct charge.
Oh the doo-dah day!
#pafc
Three red cards.
Doo-dah! Doo-dah!
Touchline bans,
Misconduct charge.
Oh the doo-dah day!
#pafc
"I think it's important that I defend our team and our club for some of the decisions we have been on the wrong end of recently."
Argyle head coach Tom Cleverley on his call with the EFL's head of refereeing on Sunday. #pafc
Argyle head coach Tom Cleverley on his call with the EFL's head of refereeing on Sunday. #pafc
Tom Cleverley makes Argyle case to EFL head of refereeing
Argyle's head coach has been aggrieved with a number of recent refereeing decisions which have gone against his side
www.plymouthherald.co.uk
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Near two-score cautions,
Three red cards.
Doo-dah! Doo-dah!
Touchline bans,
Misconduct charge.
Oh the doo-dah day!
#pafc
Three red cards.
Doo-dah! Doo-dah!
Touchline bans,
Misconduct charge.
Oh the doo-dah day!
#pafc
I hear the Devon FA is about to bestow a Peace Prize on me for once breaking up an argument on the touchline of a DJM game when I was a 17 year-old referee.
Better late than never ah?
Better late than never ah?
December 7, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I hear the Devon FA is about to bestow a Peace Prize on me for once breaking up an argument on the touchline of a DJM game when I was a 17 year-old referee.
Better late than never ah?
Better late than never ah?
iPlayer has this cracker - Horror Express, starring Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee. Telly Savalas guests as a Cossak.
A fossilised ape man thaws out and causes mayhem on a train. Guests include a Polish spin on Tsar Nicholas and Princess Alexandra with their own personal Rasputin in tow.
A fossilised ape man thaws out and causes mayhem on a train. Guests include a Polish spin on Tsar Nicholas and Princess Alexandra with their own personal Rasputin in tow.
December 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
iPlayer has this cracker - Horror Express, starring Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee. Telly Savalas guests as a Cossak.
A fossilised ape man thaws out and causes mayhem on a train. Guests include a Polish spin on Tsar Nicholas and Princess Alexandra with their own personal Rasputin in tow.
A fossilised ape man thaws out and causes mayhem on a train. Guests include a Polish spin on Tsar Nicholas and Princess Alexandra with their own personal Rasputin in tow.
Would help if Cleverley took responsibility once.
He has a poor disciplinary record.
The team has poor discipline.
He always excuses himself. He's blamed players, recruitment and officials. Admit you set up wrong. Admit you're over complicating. Hold your hands up, you might improve. #pafc
He has a poor disciplinary record.
The team has poor discipline.
He always excuses himself. He's blamed players, recruitment and officials. Admit you set up wrong. Admit you're over complicating. Hold your hands up, you might improve. #pafc
December 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Would help if Cleverley took responsibility once.
He has a poor disciplinary record.
The team has poor discipline.
He always excuses himself. He's blamed players, recruitment and officials. Admit you set up wrong. Admit you're over complicating. Hold your hands up, you might improve. #pafc
He has a poor disciplinary record.
The team has poor discipline.
He always excuses himself. He's blamed players, recruitment and officials. Admit you set up wrong. Admit you're over complicating. Hold your hands up, you might improve. #pafc
I see the National Theatre is going for the price gouging that is "Dynamic Pricing".
Despite considerable ACE funding, commercial backing, tours and stunt casting, watch those prices really only rise.
Maybe drop streaming in cinemas when local theatres are struggling? Might save you a few quid...
Despite considerable ACE funding, commercial backing, tours and stunt casting, watch those prices really only rise.
Maybe drop streaming in cinemas when local theatres are struggling? Might save you a few quid...
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I see the National Theatre is going for the price gouging that is "Dynamic Pricing".
Despite considerable ACE funding, commercial backing, tours and stunt casting, watch those prices really only rise.
Maybe drop streaming in cinemas when local theatres are struggling? Might save you a few quid...
Despite considerable ACE funding, commercial backing, tours and stunt casting, watch those prices really only rise.
Maybe drop streaming in cinemas when local theatres are struggling? Might save you a few quid...
Not to worry, it's of enormous comfort that he's going to be here until January, be given the transfer window AND beyond regardless what the data says. #pafc
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Not to worry, it's of enormous comfort that he's going to be here until January, be given the transfer window AND beyond regardless what the data says. #pafc
All very League One. Quality lasts a few minutes at best, then it's about efficient structure.
Why we've been caught out by how physical it is, having only been here a few seasons ago makes no sense. #pafc
Why we've been caught out by how physical it is, having only been here a few seasons ago makes no sense. #pafc
December 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
All very League One. Quality lasts a few minutes at best, then it's about efficient structure.
Why we've been caught out by how physical it is, having only been here a few seasons ago makes no sense. #pafc
Why we've been caught out by how physical it is, having only been here a few seasons ago makes no sense. #pafc
The Old Boys all starting today.
Total number of appearances is over 1,500 and a combined 100 years on this planet.
Not one of them born before 1990... #pafc
Total number of appearances is over 1,500 and a combined 100 years on this planet.
Not one of them born before 1990... #pafc
December 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The Old Boys all starting today.
Total number of appearances is over 1,500 and a combined 100 years on this planet.
Not one of them born before 1990... #pafc
Total number of appearances is over 1,500 and a combined 100 years on this planet.
Not one of them born before 1990... #pafc
Trying to work out if Cleverley's "In the last five games if you split it down into halves I have been really pleased with eight of them..."
... Is on a par with Fletcher only playing Chadwick because he's "Better at defending corners."
Adams insisting a 5-1 loss was close, is up there too. #pafc
... Is on a par with Fletcher only playing Chadwick because he's "Better at defending corners."
Adams insisting a 5-1 loss was close, is up there too. #pafc
December 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Trying to work out if Cleverley's "In the last five games if you split it down into halves I have been really pleased with eight of them..."
... Is on a par with Fletcher only playing Chadwick because he's "Better at defending corners."
Adams insisting a 5-1 loss was close, is up there too. #pafc
... Is on a par with Fletcher only playing Chadwick because he's "Better at defending corners."
Adams insisting a 5-1 loss was close, is up there too. #pafc
I shall now rank the Hellraiser films:
Hellraiser (1987)
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Hellraiser 2
That is all.
Hellraiser (1987)
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Hellraiser 2
That is all.
December 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I shall now rank the Hellraiser films:
Hellraiser (1987)
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.
.
Hellraiser 2
That is all.
Hellraiser (1987)
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Hellraiser 2
That is all.