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Alex
@alex4nd3r.bsky.social
Here for the dry humour, the cynicism, and the occasional bit of smut.

Nerd. Scientist/Engineer. Dog Dad. 🏳️‍🌈 📍Chorley UK
Being dragged to a Spoons at 10am to get juiced up for a 'silent disco bar crawl'. If you see me in Manchester today, no you didn't 💃
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December 13, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Drop a lawyer.

Ofc 💁🏼‍♀️
December 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Not superficial in the slightest.. but when you see an ex's new man and not only have they traded down, they've clearly raided the discount bin...
December 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Not a dreadful commute this morning. Rather be on this plane like, but hey.

Happy Tuesday ✌️
December 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Night 😴
December 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Another week, another hotel 🫠
December 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Wfh always seems to put me in that mood.. 🫠
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December 8, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Happy Monday

Lookin for that Christmas wind down like..
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December 8, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Send coffee x
December 7, 2025 at 8:45 AM
She's on the work's Christmas party,💁🏼‍♀️
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Tax On, Tax Off.

God I'm fucking hilarious.
December 6, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Sad times 🙁
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December 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
These dark mornings can fuck off now please.
December 4, 2025 at 7:38 AM
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Obligatory beautiful girl post 🐾🐶
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Princess is at the groomers. I'm off for a white mocha while I charge at Starbucks. Living my best RHOC lifestyle.

Happy Sunday 💁🏼‍♀️
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November 30, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Rolled on that river 💃
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
"Just one more pint"
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Soundtrack for the day💃
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Oooh she's in London 💁.

And she's fucking knackered.
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Following up Wicked: For Good with Return to Oz.

Absolute fucking nightmare fuel.
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November 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
He's come to fix the boiler and I love him.
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Wicked was...

GOOD!
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November 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Need. Warmth. ❄️😵
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 AM