Brian
alephnulldc.bsky.social
Brian
@alephnulldc.bsky.social
DC. Queer. Physicist. Lover of cheese. Flatulent.
I <3 back squats
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy
I've come home, I'm so cold
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Aaack!
February 8, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Hey Olympics viewer! NBC has the Super Bowl too! Did you know that? Did you possibly know that NBC is also showing the Super Bowl in addition to the Olympics? If you did not know this, NBC is definitely letting you, an Olympics viewer, that the Super Bow is also viewable on NBC!
February 8, 2026 at 2:15 AM
You called?
February 7, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Reposted by Brian
We’re working on it! But growing the newsroom our city deserves takes time, and way more resources than we currently have. BUT every member helps get us closer to building a newsroom Bezos can’t destroy: 51st.news/signup
February 4, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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Today is a GREAT day to support @51st.news, a worker-led nonprofit local news source for D.C. with top-notch staff including the amazing @maustermuhle.bsky.social
A Republican-led resolution could trigger tax season chaos, potentially pushing D.C.'s filing deadlines into the fall, depriving the city of almost $700 million in revenue, and eliminating tax credits for low-income residents. 51st.news/republican-b...
Republican bill targeting D.C. could create tax season chaos
It’s the second year in a row that Congress could throw a wrench into D.C.’s budget.
51st.news
February 4, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I thought it was Larry King
February 4, 2026 at 12:37 PM
You'd have to join a polycule
February 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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"New Star Trek is bad, new Star Wars is bad, new superhero stuff is bad," Yeah yeah yeah man I get it, I was twelve and had a dad too it's not a perfect system read Faulkner or some shit don't worry so much about this stuff
January 20, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Seeing the photos and videos from the the Krewe du Vieux parade from @herreraimages.bsky.social and others make me long to be in New Orleans right now
February 1, 2026 at 11:44 PM
There are penguins in the advertisement so yes?
February 1, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I am over this commercial for the cruise line for old people with an orchestral version of Freebird
January 31, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Oh my!
January 31, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Give it a name!
January 31, 2026 at 12:10 AM
You know what would fix this snow problem, another Tsar Bomba!
January 29, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Did you drive? How was parking?
January 28, 2026 at 10:25 AM
I mean, maybe I should be?
January 24, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Also why is WOKE AF written the other way?
January 24, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I am not into astrology and I often have to be reminded of whatever sign thingie I am. My Mom sent me these pencils for my birthday and I don't think I am any of these things... except the drunk part on occasion.
January 24, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Oh well hello there
January 21, 2026 at 12:32 AM
SQUUUUUAAAAAATTTTSSSSSS
January 20, 2026 at 2:58 PM
It's drag!
January 19, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Bought my first bit of "full cow" leather this MAL weekend and I like it :)
January 19, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I'm attempting Grizzly tonight which I may regret
January 15, 2026 at 7:45 PM