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Aldo McAldo
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Measure twice, cut once. Swear! Get a new bit of wood... GOTO 10
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Aldo McAldo @aldomcaldo.bsky.social · 17m
Easy peasy...

G-R-A-V-Y-T-R-A-I-N!
donald trump is wearing a suit and tie and looking at the camera .
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Aldo McAldo @aldomcaldo.bsky.social · 26m
I'll get the matches... 👍
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Aldo McAldo @aldomcaldo.bsky.social · 1h
BREAKING: Artist formerly known as Prince changes name to unpronounceable symbol to avoid being named in Epstein files...
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Aldo McAldo @aldomcaldo.bsky.social · 11h
Lol
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Aldo McAldo @aldomcaldo.bsky.social · 11h
Hahahahahahahahahahacab...
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Aldo McAldo @aldomcaldo.bsky.social · 13h
I'm not sure this would work as he would have to depict Mr Farage as a smug, unduly dismissive and patronising misogynist who mocks disabled people and misleads the public.............
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Aldo McAldo @aldomcaldo.bsky.social · 2d
America happened.
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Aldo McAldo @aldomcaldo.bsky.social · 4d
*since the last worst President ever**

**since the worst President ever before that***

***since the worst President ever before that****

****Etc. Etc. Etc.

No matter how bad things may get under Trump, it is only a matter of time until America puts an even worse shit in The Shitehouse.
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Aldo McAldo @aldomcaldo.bsky.social · 6d
Piracy... 🫡
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Aldo McAldo @aldomcaldo.bsky.social · 6d
I think I can see where you went wrong...
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Aldo McAldo @aldomcaldo.bsky.social · 6d
Something that often works in situations like this is OOH! Look over there... YOINK! Nom nom nom nom nom... 🤤
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Aldo McAldo @aldomcaldo.bsky.social · 6d
This is a perfect example of how not to use AI, which is understandably even worse at mind reading than the poor tech support staff who've been dealing with crap like that for years...
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Aldo McAldo @aldomcaldo.bsky.social · 6d
You joke but this is one area where GenAI, ahem, excels........
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Aldo McAldo @aldomcaldo.bsky.social · 6d
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Aldo McAldo @aldomcaldo.bsky.social · 6d
...about 9 grand 😂
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Aldo McAldo @aldomcaldo.bsky.social · 6d
Binance
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Aldo McAldo @aldomcaldo.bsky.social · 6d
Dat Shrewsbury chronic is wild though...
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Aldo McAldo @aldomcaldo.bsky.social · 7d
Angela Rayner was the deputy Prime Minister. It may feel deeply unfair that she is held to a far higher standard than a two bit grifter who finally managed to con his way into Parliament after decades trying, but it's also right...
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Aldo McAldo @aldomcaldo.bsky.social · 7d
Nice pivot from 'looking for any reference' to 'they only reported it when it was news'...

Do you have a Patreon I can subscribe to to keep up to date on other things the media don't want me to know about?
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Aldo McAldo @aldomcaldo.bsky.social · 7d
*Spurs has not, in fact, called for a pause...
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