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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 14h

I am dead fucking serious lol. Patron needed help printing pics from his phone, he plugged it into the PC and he's like, "how do I know which folder it's in?"

So I sorted them by date, and he opened the folder and just... yeah the pics he needed were there but so was his 🍆🍆🍆

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 14h

I feel like I shouldn't have to say this, but:

If you need a librarian to help you print photos from your phone and you are technologically challenged - at least delete your nudes off the device before you come to the library and ask for help 🙏

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 15h

Was listening to music while shelving, so I only caught the latter of the altercation but it was "something something, you busted ass can of biscuits."

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 15h

After spending the last decade working in libraries, there are just some noises I tune out - like the sounds of people cussing out the security guard until they say something really creative.

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 2d

🦇✨Your favorite cursed possum witch is live! ✨🦇
Grab your broomstick, light the candles, and join me in the trash bin for some mischievous magic!🐾🖤

Join me as I play Hades, a game I've never played and somehow managed to never learn anything about.

I'll be fiiiine :3
www.twitch.tv/alderfae

alderfae - Twitch

(18+| Alder's Never Played: Hades

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 16d

And kisses :3

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 16d

Living in a polycule means getting an impromptu 🔫 safety lesson from your leather jacket wearing gf while her gamer gf is downstairs on Discord waiting for her to get back on the game 😂

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 17d

Getting in a raft with these crazy bitches. Wish me luck!

www.twitch.tv/alderfae

Twitch

Twitch is the world

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 19d

I definitely laughed about that. But not about the other shit yesterday. I'll DM you 😆

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 19d

There's something weirdly hilarious about being called a "cantankerous old cow" by a random strange man bc I kicked him out of the library for creeping on the kids.

Adding that description to all my bios.

Moo, bitches.

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 21d

She's my little basement creature 💕

alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 21d

Truuue lol. It just cracks me up bc I'll be in the kitchen, grabbing a coffee and then hear unhinged screaming from the basement 😂

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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 22d

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · 21d

Living with gf expectations: snuggles, cute dates, lots of kisses.

Reality: Constantly giggling upstairs bc she's in the basement on her PC making the most unhinged commentary on YouTube videos 😂

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · Jul 17

First attempt at #digitalart

Had fun!

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · Jun 23

As a librarian, I share this sentiment. I do not have or want children of my own, and I am perfectly happy to be a part of the 'village' that helps shape children into intelligent, kind, and empathetic humans.

Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · Jun 22

“We live in a world in which we need to share responsibility. It’s easy to say, ‘It’s not my child, not my community, not my world, not my problem.’ Then there are those who see the need and respond. I consider those people my heroes.”
- Mister Rogers 💛

The human world, it’s a mess ❤️‍🩹💚🌎

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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · Jun 23

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East Bay Booksellers @ebbooksellers.bsky.social · Jun 22

Truth

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Karen (Harris/Walz Alaskan Democrat) @danceswithseagulls.bsky.social · Jun 22

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · Jun 23

Maybe I'm weird, but I think the best thing about having a day off from work is not having to put on a bra or pants for a full 24 hours.

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Almitra L. Berry, Ed.D. | Author | Podcast Host @almitraberry.bsky.social · Jun 8

Apologies #4: Margaret Atwood
#edusky #academicsky

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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · Jun 11

must-read from @katherinelocke.bsky.social

hechingerreport.org/opinion-ever...

OPINION: Teaching children through diverse and inclusive books improves their educational outcomes — Mahmoud v. Taylor could end that

In Mahmoud v. Taylor, parents claim that a Maryland county’s board of education violated their religious rights by failing to provide an opt-out for their children from a read-aloud of a book with LGB...

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · Jun 23

I've seen them being moved where I'm located, but we have to bc ALL of our YA books have to be re-evaluated and relabeled. I don't think the titles are anything on the ALA banned books list - we just have to reassess everything due to a change in state law.

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alder @alderfae.bsky.social · Jun 23

It's all ridiculous to say that it's "porn" though. None of the books being targeted are porn...

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