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Alba of the North
@albanorth.bsky.social
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I dig tv, music, movies, food, books, and long walks on the beach.
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Alba of the North @albanorth.bsky.social · 9h
I get the feeling these two drink a lot. #BaylenOutLoud
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Alba of the North @albanorth.bsky.social · 10h
5:1 odds he bonks Vance.
bencollins.bsky.social Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 12h
Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
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Alba of the North @albanorth.bsky.social · 17h
That’s darn cute 🥰
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Image Credit: Buddy LOL 🐶
After playing in the field, these two settled down for a still shot.
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Alba of the North @albanorth.bsky.social · 1d
K that’s funny. 😆
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AWS (Antifa Web Services) doing the #NoPings protest today
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Alba of the North @albanorth.bsky.social · 2d
Remember when it was their religious duty to be polygamous? That was a crock. #SisterWives
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Alba of the North @albanorth.bsky.social · 2d
Until you can’t stop and tear off several layers of skin. 😭
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Alba of the North @albanorth.bsky.social · 2d
I was thinking today that I would not mind being a source of food for mosquitoes if it didn’t itch.

So, yeah, I understand. 🦟
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Alba of the North @albanorth.bsky.social · 2d
I googled how much a diplomat makes per year and imma stick with my day job. #TheDiplomat
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Alba of the North @albanorth.bsky.social · 2d
“A real one..written by Jesus.” #TheDiplomat
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Alba of the North @albanorth.bsky.social · 2d
Waiting for this stupid hallmark movie to end so I can watch #TheDiplomat.
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Alba of the North @albanorth.bsky.social · 2d
Manslaughter is a joke tbh. #ThePerfectNeighbor
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Alba of the North @albanorth.bsky.social · 2d
“You are going to jail.”

Susan: #ThePerfectNeighbor
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Alba of the North @albanorth.bsky.social · 2d
Wait…so you can shoot through a locked door in FL if you claim you were scared? #ThePerfectNeighbor
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Alba of the North @albanorth.bsky.social · 2d
A police escort to a hotel… how very white of them. #ThePerfectNeighbor
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Alba of the North @albanorth.bsky.social · 2d
Police telling these kids not to bother this woman while she spent years terrorizing them. #ThePerfectNeighbor
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Alba of the North @albanorth.bsky.social · 2d
Ya know, these cops knew she was the problem and did absolutely nothing. #ThePerfectNeighbor
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Alba of the North @albanorth.bsky.social · 2d
Here’s what I do when the neighborhood kids are being louder than I’d prefer. #ThePerfectNeighbor
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Alba of the North @albanorth.bsky.social · 2d
I can tell this gonna pmo #ThePerfectNeighbor
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Alba of the North @albanorth.bsky.social · 2d
Not kids playing in the grass that she doesn’t own. #ThePerfectNeighbor
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Alba of the North @albanorth.bsky.social · 3d
Bragging to my mom about figuring out the #Dateline mystery only for her to inform me that we’ve seen the story on another show. I’m a fraud.
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Alba of the North @albanorth.bsky.social · 4d
Tbh, I’d argue that the dna is wrong if I was him. Just gotta fool one person. #Dateline
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Alba of the North @albanorth.bsky.social · 4d
Lawyer up, Eugene. #Dateline
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Alba of the North @albanorth.bsky.social · 4d
Lmaooooo fr
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Alba of the North @albanorth.bsky.social · 4d
Not the water bottle trick. #Dateline
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Alba of the North @albanorth.bsky.social · 4d
Saaame 🥱
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