Alan Ranta
@alanranta.bsky.social
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Freelance ranter about music, movies, books and TV since 2004. Bylines in such esteemed outlets as Exclaim!, PopMatters, Bandcamp, CBC Music and the Georgia Straight. Longtime Polaris Prize and Juno Awards juror. (he/him)
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Real heroes are anti-fascist.
Woody Guthrie with a guitar that says "THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
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Turns out I am the leader of the Vancouver Island chapter of the Antifa Motorcycle Gang. Don't tell the FBI.
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I couldn't imagine anything I would like to see less than a woman driven to overdose by fame starring in a TV series about a book series written decades years after she died. That sounds like the opening premise of a Stephen King short story. She's clearly going to revenge on us with psychic powers.
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They are noticing the pressure. Keep it up. We have no idea who Gareth Moore voted for, and we cannot take the chance that he or any Virginia Distillery CEO supported the regime that we are boycotting. #elbowsup

www.cnn.com/2025/10/13/b...
Canada’s ‘boycott America’ movement is hurting innocent bystanders | CNN Business
Virginia Distillery CEO Gareth Moore was bullish on his company’s American single malt whisky sales north of the border when 2025 kicked off.
www.cnn.com
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Not falling for it. #elbowsup
"Canada Corn Starch" that is a product of USA.
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"Are you up yet?!" - Toki
A cat named Toki sitting on a bed, looking adorable yet needy.
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If you believe there is an infinite amount of time ahead of us, then it would make sense that there is an infinite amount of time behind us. What was before the big bang? Something else, and so on. Tomorrow will always be tomorrow, and it goes the other way too.
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Gawd, I hate Graham Hancock. He's just so annoying. Why does anyone take him seriously? He offers ideas, but not evidence.
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How many Air Force 1s would it take for me to gift to Donald Trump until I'm allowed to build a military base on American soil? Do you think I could get a bank loan for that?
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Not sure where I'd rank it in the order of the greatest films Paul Thomas Anderson has ever made. I haven't seen 'Phantom Thread' but I sure liked it more than 'Inherent Vice,' 'The Master,' and prolly 'Licorice Pizza' too.
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I think the failure of the Metric Conversion Act is where the US really messed up. There's no way they'd be turning authoritarian if they were drinking litres of cola.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_...
Metric Conversion Act - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
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Must have been from Boston.
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Water

UK: wah-tah
CA: wah-dur
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Who is that? They should do an origin story so we can find out why he man bat man.