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Alan Cramer
@alan.cramer.id.au
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Family man by day......avid sleeper by night
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Carpark absolutely empty.... Why bother parking next to me?
May 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Seems like a good chunk of Australians did good today.
May 3, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Kind reminder to the public about the risks of voting for Mr Potato Head. Queenslanders appeared to not get it in their last state election. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05...
Queensland government set to increases fees, including vehicle registration - ABC News
All Queensland government fees and charges, including vehicle registration, will be hiked by 3.4 per cent from next financial year.
www.abc.net.au
May 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Do you think there is a risk to unleashing Rita if I was to open this up?
April 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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An idea: Instead of firing J. Powell, let’s fire J. Trump.
April 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Nope. No blue check mark for me.
April 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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For some reason I have 2 odd socks. Don't seem to be able to find a pair.
April 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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House appears to have a real problem keeping tabs on their stock if they have to continually have stocktake sales and close for stocktake.
March 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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December 20, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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I found Nemo!
December 19, 2024 at 8:04 AM
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Honestly thought I'd see @microsoft.com follow at least one person back by now.
December 6, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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<taps microphone>

Is this thing on?
November 13, 2024 at 6:37 AM
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Folks are dumb where I come from....
October 26, 2024 at 1:03 PM
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I hope it's like Johnny Cab in Total Recall...

https://gizmodo.com/here-we-go-again-elon-musk-reportedly-plans-to-unveil-tesla-robotaxi-at-warner-bros-studios-lot-2000493561
September 1, 2024 at 5:23 AM
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Man.... What a big bugger. Now I need to clean my wall damnit.
August 22, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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Imagine being so incompetent as an organisation that you consider taking legal action due to your own screw up because someone won't bend the rules for you...

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/article/2024/aug/20/nsw-liberals-decide-against-suing-electoral-commission-over-election-bungle
August 20, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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Wife being away.... Thought this would be easy. Sick of takeout with a number of days left until MasterChef's return, I said stuff it.

Nobody has died yet....
August 4, 2024 at 8:26 AM
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Buys gift for wife. Forgets that card is linked to joint account.
August 4, 2024 at 7:15 AM
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Posting everywhere and nowhere all at the same time. #openvibe
August 3, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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Someone couldn't be bothered to activate this copy of windows on an arcade machine at Timezone.
June 20, 2024 at 11:26 AM
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Who got time for social media?
June 8, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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#RIPmyDMs
May 22, 2024 at 8:28 PM
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I guess you win some and you lose some #rusty
May 12, 2024 at 1:27 PM
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I just want off this merry go round. Right now.
May 7, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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My social battery is running low. BRB, recharging in the land of dreams. #SleepDeprived #BlueSkyNight
April 28, 2024 at 11:25 AM