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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪

@alaeriia.bsky.social

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Knowledge is Power Friendship is Magic Resistance is Futile Keeper of the Secret Jewish Space Laser, furry, competitive pinballer. Profile picture is by Hooves-Art Heads up: I post porn on occasion. If you aren't old enough for that, do not interact.

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 @alaeriia.bsky.social · Oct 18

My current sonae:

Circuit Breaker: unicorn pony stallion, technopath, cutie mark is a Factorio red circuit in a yellow star. Wears a pair of mechanical wings.

Shayna Seraphim: Immortal dragon-angel hybrid mage, specializing in healing and augmentations.

(1/2)

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 4d

To be fair, Henry Kissinger did a few genocides and still got a Nobel Peace Prize.

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 4d

LazerPig does unhinged ad reads as well. It's the only time I'll suffer through an ad for War Thunder / World of <insert military vehicle here>.

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 4d

That and Ground News.

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 4d

There are exceptions. Usually, if it's obvious how the sponsor makes money (say, providing a news aggregation subscription, or making a mobile game full of predatory monetization) then it's at least a legitimate business, though you may disagree with their business model.

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 5d

So, the Commanders are playing the Cowboys.

No matter who wins, everyone loses.

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 13d

Don't forget to cancel your #XboxGamePass subscription if you haven't done so already.

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 16d

Nikita Mazepin can be allowed into Formula 1 once again if and only if he crashes out in Monaco and ends up in the harbor.

At least that way we would get some on-track excitement.

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 18d

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 19d

Testing the new tentacles.

Art by sumisumi, courtesy of an ancient Studio-Touchable game.

Old art piece by Studio-Touchable. A girl dressed in the remains of a school uniform is suspended in midair by chains and tentacles; a tentacle is wrapped around her left breast while another is drinking milk from her right breast. A large tentacle is buried in her vagina, with a queue of three others waiting in front of her for their turn. Her tongue is hanging out and she has a big stupid grin on her face; she is clearly enjoying the treatment.

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 19d

Good to know. My profile pic is by Hooves-art, but I'm very up front about it.

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 19d

It's always the ones you most expect.

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 19d

So I was playing fetch with the dog in West Castle Town and he couldn't find the stick, so he brought back a green Rupee.

I've been playing this game for nearly 20 years and I had no idea he could do that.

#twilightprincess #zelda #nintendo

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 19d

...I don't think that's how forgiveness works.

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 19d

Wait, so if I believe that Jesus died for our sins, then I get to go to heaven no matter what? Then what use is church if I'm already saved?

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 26d

They won't; they're controlled opposition.

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 @alaeriia.bsky.social · 26d

Um, Bitspower, you can't do that.

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 @alaeriia.bsky.social · Sep 23

Releasing the Epstein Files? Oh wait, they haven't done that yet.

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anna, journalist, get woke or DEI trying @fakerobotgamer.bsky.social · Sep 11

huh. this is interesting

quoted photo of crowder's phone allegedly at "teams.doj.gov" with a gnu/linux bash terminal window on top:

🐧 anna 09:26:51 AM 09/11/25  🏠  ✅  ping teams.doj.gov
ping: teams.doj.gov: Name or service not known
🐧 anna 09:26:54 AM 09/11/25  🏠  ❌2 

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𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 @alaeriia.bsky.social · Sep 10

rainbow dash from my little pony is smiling in front of a thatched roof house

Alt: Clip from MLP S1E1: Rainbow Dash falls over laughing, followed by Spike falling over laughing.

media.tenor.com

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 @alaeriia.bsky.social · Sep 10

Gun violence is always tragic and should be condemned. My heart goes out to the three students in Colorado who perished in today's school shooting, as well as anyone who was injured in said shooting.

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 @alaeriia.bsky.social · Sep 5

USA? Nah, we're all about USB here.

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 @alaeriia.bsky.social · Sep 4

Questionable Fanfic Title #3187:

Better Safe Than Saria.

#legendofzelda #badfanfic

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 @alaeriia.bsky.social · Sep 4

I'm not explaining this one.

(Artist is u/YiffYouSaySo on Reddit)

The grounds of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi are arguing with an unnamed wolf with a camera, who also has a fanny pack with Togepi's shell pattern on it.

Fox is saying, "This again‽ Can't we just pretend to hold up the tower like everyone else?"

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 @alaeriia.bsky.social · Sep 1

Yeah, but the /// had no fans and was kinda trash

𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪 @alaeriia.bsky.social · Sep 1

I just found out that Sparrow is likely a Massachusetts resident, which makes me slightly weirded out.