Alexander Rustad
@al3xand3rr.bsky.social
Probably immune to mind viruses, sculpting soulless haikus, working in media & advertising
Haiku of the day:
Monoliths tremble—
Open code fractures cold stone.
East wind scars the West.
(Based on @rbreich.bsky.social’s article below, haiku made with DeepSeek)
Monoliths tremble—
Open code fractures cold stone.
East wind scars the West.
(Based on @rbreich.bsky.social’s article below, haiku made with DeepSeek)
American capitalism just got a black eye
The story behind today's stock market tank
robertreich.substack.com
January 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Haiku of the day:
Monoliths tremble—
Open code fractures cold stone.
East wind scars the West.
(Based on @rbreich.bsky.social’s article below, haiku made with DeepSeek)
Monoliths tremble—
Open code fractures cold stone.
East wind scars the West.
(Based on @rbreich.bsky.social’s article below, haiku made with DeepSeek)
Haiku of the day:
Dreams paused, hearts heavy,
A lesson no school should teach—
Change waits at the door.
Dreams paused, hearts heavy,
A lesson no school should teach—
Change waits at the door.
December 16, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Haiku of the day:
Dreams paused, hearts heavy,
A lesson no school should teach—
Change waits at the door.
Dreams paused, hearts heavy,
A lesson no school should teach—
Change waits at the door.
Haiku of the day:
Zuck calls him badass,
Bezos streams the big parade—
Morals? Who needs those?
Zuck calls him badass,
Bezos streams the big parade—
Morals? Who needs those?
December 13, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Haiku of the day:
Zuck calls him badass,
Bezos streams the big parade—
Morals? Who needs those?
Zuck calls him badass,
Bezos streams the big parade—
Morals? Who needs those?
Next level basic 😭🤭
Who’s the most basic person on the internet? A court will have to decide between these two beige influencers | Arwa Mahdawi
Sydney Nicole Gifford has accused rival Alyssa Sheil of copying her bland style, in a $150,000 lawsuit over lost income and ‘mental anguish’. What’s behind this race to the bottom, asks Arwa Mahdawi
www.theguardian.com
December 10, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Next level basic 😭🤭
Haiku of the day:
Rebels seize Damascus—
Russia’s chessboard cracks in half.
Pawn dreams of the king.
Rebels seize Damascus—
Russia’s chessboard cracks in half.
Pawn dreams of the king.
December 8, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Haiku of the day:
Rebels seize Damascus—
Russia’s chessboard cracks in half.
Pawn dreams of the king.
Rebels seize Damascus—
Russia’s chessboard cracks in half.
Pawn dreams of the king.
Haiku of the day:
Knights of free speech fall,
Pepper spray diplomacy—
Truly a great mind.
Knights of free speech fall,
Pepper spray diplomacy—
Truly a great mind.
December 7, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Haiku of the day:
Knights of free speech fall,
Pepper spray diplomacy—
Truly a great mind.
Knights of free speech fall,
Pepper spray diplomacy—
Truly a great mind.
Haiku of the day:
Old tweets resurrect,
Bluesky: landfill for regrets.
Progress? Sure, okay.
Old tweets resurrect,
Bluesky: landfill for regrets.
Progress? Sure, okay.
December 6, 2024 at 7:20 AM
Haiku of the day:
Old tweets resurrect,
Bluesky: landfill for regrets.
Progress? Sure, okay.
Old tweets resurrect,
Bluesky: landfill for regrets.
Progress? Sure, okay.
Sorry for the noise. Importing my stuff from the other place #housekeeping
December 5, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Sorry for the noise. Importing my stuff from the other place #housekeeping
Haiku of the day:
Three thousand bangers,
Twenty-four K minutes gone—
All for Eurodance.
Three thousand bangers,
Twenty-four K minutes gone—
All for Eurodance.
December 4, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Haiku of the day:
Three thousand bangers,
Twenty-four K minutes gone—
All for Eurodance.
Three thousand bangers,
Twenty-four K minutes gone—
All for Eurodance.
Haiku of the day:
Lonely hearts turn cold,
AI whispers what to say—
Love, outsourced to code.
Lonely hearts turn cold,
AI whispers what to say—
Love, outsourced to code.
December 3, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Haiku of the day:
Lonely hearts turn cold,
AI whispers what to say—
Love, outsourced to code.
Lonely hearts turn cold,
AI whispers what to say—
Love, outsourced to code.
Haiku of the day:
Hunter gets a pass,
GOP screams from their perch—
“This ruins our grift!”
Hunter gets a pass,
GOP screams from their perch—
“This ruins our grift!”
December 2, 2024 at 7:19 AM
Haiku of the day:
Hunter gets a pass,
GOP screams from their perch—
“This ruins our grift!”
Hunter gets a pass,
GOP screams from their perch—
“This ruins our grift!”
Haiku of the day:
Deep state dismantled,
“Government Gangsters” leads charge—
Who needs trust, just heel.
Deep state dismantled,
“Government Gangsters” leads charge—
Who needs trust, just heel.
December 1, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Haiku of the day:
Deep state dismantled,
“Government Gangsters” leads charge—
Who needs trust, just heel.
Deep state dismantled,
“Government Gangsters” leads charge—
Who needs trust, just heel.
Haiku of the day:
Trudeau makes his case,
Trump nods, “Canada’s nice, but—”
Golf cart speeds away.
Trudeau makes his case,
Trump nods, “Canada’s nice, but—”
Golf cart speeds away.
November 30, 2024 at 12:08 PM
Haiku of the day:
Trudeau makes his case,
Trump nods, “Canada’s nice, but—”
Golf cart speeds away.
Trudeau makes his case,
Trump nods, “Canada’s nice, but—”
Golf cart speeds away.
Haiku of the day:
Carved the left like ham,
“Radical clowns, you still lose!”
Pass the humble pie.
Carved the left like ham,
“Radical clowns, you still lose!”
Pass the humble pie.
November 29, 2024 at 8:20 AM
Haiku of the day:
Carved the left like ham,
“Radical clowns, you still lose!”
Pass the humble pie.
Carved the left like ham,
“Radical clowns, you still lose!”
Pass the humble pie.
Haiku of the day:
Infowars to Onion?
Musk declares, “Not on my watch—
Only I spread lies.”
Infowars to Onion?
Musk declares, “Not on my watch—
Only I spread lies.”
November 28, 2024 at 6:49 AM
Haiku of the day:
Infowars to Onion?
Musk declares, “Not on my watch—
Only I spread lies.”
Infowars to Onion?
Musk declares, “Not on my watch—
Only I spread lies.”
Haiku of the day:
Bird flu in raw milk—
Your latte might just take flight.
Pasteurize or pray.
Bird flu in raw milk—
Your latte might just take flight.
Pasteurize or pray.
November 27, 2024 at 7:39 AM
Haiku of the day:
Bird flu in raw milk—
Your latte might just take flight.
Pasteurize or pray.
Bird flu in raw milk—
Your latte might just take flight.
Pasteurize or pray.
Haiku of the day:
“Tariffs are so great,”
Trump taxes your avocado—
Toast costs more than rent.
“Tariffs are so great,”
Trump taxes your avocado—
Toast costs more than rent.
November 26, 2024 at 7:44 AM
Haiku of the day:
“Tariffs are so great,”
Trump taxes your avocado—
Toast costs more than rent.
“Tariffs are so great,”
Trump taxes your avocado—
Toast costs more than rent.
Reposted by Alexander Rustad
BREAKING:
House Speaker Mike Johnson announces that male Republicans neutered by Donald Trump may continue to use the men's bathrooms.
House Speaker Mike Johnson announces that male Republicans neutered by Donald Trump may continue to use the men's bathrooms.
November 20, 2024 at 8:09 PM
BREAKING:
House Speaker Mike Johnson announces that male Republicans neutered by Donald Trump may continue to use the men's bathrooms.
House Speaker Mike Johnson announces that male Republicans neutered by Donald Trump may continue to use the men's bathrooms.
🤭
Spare a sob for Don Jr – replaced in Daddy’s affections by Elon Musk | Marina Hyde
This least deserving of nepo-babies struggles at the best of times to catch Trump Sr’s attention – and now the world’s biggest billionaire is in the way, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2024 at 8:38 AM
🤭
Outside, touch the grass
Destruction's grasp cloaks the world
Nature's beauty, last
Destruction's grasp cloaks the world
Nature's beauty, last
December 6, 2024 at 7:02 AM
Outside, touch the grass
Destruction's grasp cloaks the world
Nature's beauty, last
Destruction's grasp cloaks the world
Nature's beauty, last