Akiva Weinberger
@akivaw.bsky.social
Likes math. Asleep when you least expect it. His origins and motivations remain unclear.
Due to inflation, a shave and a haircut is now worth almost a whole byte
November 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Due to inflation, a shave and a haircut is now worth almost a whole byte
The fact that I can't search "jetpack joyride theme but beats 2 and 4 are swapped" on YouTube and immediately find something is a travesty
October 24, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The fact that I can't search "jetpack joyride theme but beats 2 and 4 are swapped" on YouTube and immediately find something is a travesty
October 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Proof that pi is irrational:
Consider the following table.
If pi=A/B, the values are an integer multiple of 1/B^n, but they tend to zero super-exponentially.
QED
(Actually this shows that pi^2 is irrational)
Consider the following table.
If pi=A/B, the values are an integer multiple of 1/B^n, but they tend to zero super-exponentially.
QED
(Actually this shows that pi^2 is irrational)
September 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Proof that pi is irrational:
Consider the following table.
If pi=A/B, the values are an integer multiple of 1/B^n, but they tend to zero super-exponentially.
QED
(Actually this shows that pi^2 is irrational)
Consider the following table.
If pi=A/B, the values are an integer multiple of 1/B^n, but they tend to zero super-exponentially.
QED
(Actually this shows that pi^2 is irrational)
The word "eyeball" sounds like it's the name of a sport
August 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The word "eyeball" sounds like it's the name of a sport
Someone else can execute on this vision way better than I can
August 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Someone else can execute on this vision way better than I can
Four-dimensional Muslims pray facing the hyperqibla
Tesserakaʿāt
Tesserakaʿāt
August 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Four-dimensional Muslims pray facing the hyperqibla
Tesserakaʿāt
Tesserakaʿāt
Prank tape measure that springs out instead of in
July 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Prank tape measure that springs out instead of in
There should be a suffix -inable that means the opposite of -able. This bowl is microwavinable.
July 31, 2025 at 1:56 AM
There should be a suffix -inable that means the opposite of -able. This bowl is microwavinable.
McDonald's should do a big marketing campaign where they find out Ronald McDonald has a twin and at the end they rename the restaurant to McDonalds'
July 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
McDonald's should do a big marketing campaign where they find out Ronald McDonald has a twin and at the end they rename the restaurant to McDonalds'
So many people pronounce it gas light instead of ga slight
July 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
So many people pronounce it gas light instead of ga slight
The opposite of Daegu is Night Goo 🇰🇷
July 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The opposite of Daegu is Night Goo 🇰🇷
The best elaboration on "season to taste" I've ever seen
July 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The best elaboration on "season to taste" I've ever seen
If the word "island" means island, then surely "iswater" should mean lake
July 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
If the word "island" means island, then surely "iswater" should mean lake
Gonna rename the eighth planet to Naptime
July 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Gonna rename the eighth planet to Naptime
Did you know TV stands for television velevision
July 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Did you know TV stands for television velevision
Anything's an invertebrate if you devertebrize it
July 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Anything's an invertebrate if you devertebrize it
I like overpacking. It gives me a sense of security.
July 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I like overpacking. It gives me a sense of security.
We should coin "snifffart" as a general insult 'cause the triple f is really pleasing
July 4, 2025 at 6:34 AM
We should coin "snifffart" as a general insult 'cause the triple f is really pleasing
Noticed something interesting looking at a map of light pollution. What's this dot in the middle of the Teklimakan Desert, China? Is it a military outpost?
July 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Noticed something interesting looking at a map of light pollution. What's this dot in the middle of the Teklimakan Desert, China? Is it a military outpost?
Different strokes for different folks
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Different streaks for different freaks
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Different streaks for different freaks
June 22, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Different strokes for different folks
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Different streaks for different freaks
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Different streaks for different freaks
Why do they call them fighter jets and not fighter flighters
June 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Why do they call them fighter jets and not fighter flighters
Spelling "judgment," "acknowledgment," and "fledgling" with a dg rather than a dge just to feel something
June 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Spelling "judgment," "acknowledgment," and "fledgling" with a dg rather than a dge just to feel something
Idea: Kaval Svitacre
May 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Idea: Kaval Svitacre
Why does Charlotte, NC look like it has a budget version of the Shanghai World Financial Center
May 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Why does Charlotte, NC look like it has a budget version of the Shanghai World Financial Center