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akaderneon @akaderneon.bsky.social · Jun 26

Sometimes I stare at the wall wondering what I’m doing with my life. Then I remember the UN still exists.
#GlobalExistentialCrisis #DoingNothingTogether #akaderneon

akaderneon @akaderneon.bsky.social · Jun 26

I wake up every morning and choose chaos. The UN wakes up and chooses “strong condemnation.”
#WordsWithoutFire #CondemnAndChill #akaderneon

akaderneon @akaderneon.bsky.social · Jun 26

My sense of justice is unstable and moody—basically modeled after UN Security Council voting behavior.
#VetoMood #SelectiveMorality #akaderneon

akaderneon @akaderneon.bsky.social · Jun 26

I once called out someone in a WhatsApp group. The UN took 5 years to call out a genocide. Who’s the real activist now?
#ZeroUrgency #JusticeByCommittee #akaderneon

akaderneon @akaderneon.bsky.social · Jun 26

I’ve been avoiding therapy like the UN avoids actually addressing mental health in war zones.
#WeAllNeedHelp #ButFirstPaperwork #akaderneon

akaderneon @akaderneon.bsky.social · Jun 26

Me: overwhelmed, burned out, and ignored.
UN: exactly the same, but with more flags.
#MentalBreakSummit #DepressedButRecognized #akaderneon

akaderneon @akaderneon.bsky.social · Jun 26

They told me education is the key. Meanwhile, the UN’s been jiggling that key since 1945 and the door’s still locked.
#AccessDenied #GlobalLiteracyTheories #akaderneon

akaderneon @akaderneon.bsky.social · Jun 26

I failed math in school, but the UN failed entire education systems while writing reports in perfect grammar.
#WellWrittenFailures #DiplomaticDropouts #akaderneon

akaderneon @akaderneon.bsky.social · Jun 26

I once planted a cactus and felt like a hero. The UN planted 43 agreements and watered none.
#GreenwashedLife #EcoResolutionsOnly #akaderneon

akaderneon @akaderneon.bsky.social · Jun 26

I leave my fan on 24/7. The UN holds climate summits 24/7. We both contribute to global warming—me with heat, them with hot air.
#SustainableExcuses #ClimateConferenceCool #akaderneon

akaderneon @akaderneon.bsky.social · Jun 26

Used to think I was chaotic and unstructured. Then I looked at UN climate plans and felt… organized.
#EcoDisasterSupportGroup #SavingNothingTogether #akaderneon

akaderneon @akaderneon.bsky.social · Jun 26

My fitness routine is as solid as a UN peacekeeping promise: full of intention, zero implementation.
#StrongOnPaper #ResolutionWithoutAbs #akaderneon

akaderneon @akaderneon.bsky.social · Jun 26

I’ve been ignoring my responsibilities like the UN ignores veto reform—consistently, proudly, internationally.
#SelfGovernedMess #NoProgressAlliance #akaderneon

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akaderneon @akaderneon.bsky.social · Jun 26

My brain in the morning: frozen, useless, and full of outdated protocols. Basically, a UN archive.
#NotUpdatedSince1995 #MentalSanctions #akaderneon

akaderneon @akaderneon.bsky.social · Jun 26

I once spent 3 hours deciding between two T-shirt colors. The UN spent 30 years deciding whether genocide is “technically genocide.”
#DecisionFatigue #BureaucracyTwins #akaderneon

akaderneon @akaderneon.bsky.social · Jun 26

Sometimes I look at how long it takes me to reply to messages and wonder if I’m a UN subcommittee.
#PendingSinceForever #InboxDiplomacy #akaderneon

akaderneon @akaderneon.bsky.social · Jun 26

My communication style: avoid conflict, nod a lot, and never solve anything. Basically, I’m a UN ambassador.
#TalkButNoWalk #UNvibesOnly #akaderneon

akaderneon @akaderneon.bsky.social · Jun 26

Living off instant noodles while the UN lives off indefinite debates. We both survive, barely.
#NourishedByNothing #DiplomaticDiet #akaderneon

akaderneon @akaderneon.bsky.social · Jun 26

My room’s been a disaster zone for months. If the UN won’t fix actual war zones, I guess I’m safe.
#MessWithDignity #PeacekeepingMyCloset #akaderneon

akaderneon @akaderneon.bsky.social · Jun 26

I postpone laundry like the UN postpones resolutions. At least I’m in sync with international standards.
#ProLevelProcrastinator #GlobalDelays #akaderneon

akaderneon @akaderneon.bsky.social · May 16

10. Don’t ask why students fail.
Ask if we gave them:
👫 Good mentors
🏡 A safe place
🌤️ A healthy environment
#RethinkEducation #akaderneon #edu #dreamer

akaderneon @akaderneon.bsky.social · May 16

9. Learning is emotional, social, and intellectual.
We need PEOPLE who care, PLACES that inspire, and ENVIRONMENTS that support.
Anything less is just instruction. #HolisticLearning #akaderneon #dreamer #edu #education

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akaderneon @akaderneon.bsky.social · May 16

8. Good education isn’t expensive tech or fancy degrees.
It’s built with:
💛 Empathy
📍 Safe, creative spaces
🌱 Positive surroundings
#EducationForChange #akaderneon #dreamer #edu

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akaderneon @akaderneon.bsky.social · May 16

7. A bad environment can dim the brightest mind.
A good one can light up the most overlooked student.
Choose wisely. Build better. #SchoolCulture #LearningSpace #akaderneon #dreamer #edu

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akaderneon @akaderneon.bsky.social · May 16

6. Teachers shape the mind.
Classrooms shape the focus.
Environments shape the future.
Let’s get all 3 right. #EducationIsPower #akaderneon #dreamer #edu

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