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Like I've got a heart of gold
And a kind and open soul
So we went and bought ourselves a can of beer
Steel Reserve
And a kind and open soul
So we went and bought ourselves a can of beer
Steel Reserve
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Like I've got a heart of gold
And a kind and open soul
So we went and bought ourselves a can of beer
Steel Reserve
And a kind and open soul
So we went and bought ourselves a can of beer
Steel Reserve
If life is not some gift we're receiving
If it's devoid of every actual meaning
If this is real, this feeling I'm feeling today
Then why all the pain?
Why all the pain?
Why all the pain?
If it's devoid of every actual meaning
If this is real, this feeling I'm feeling today
Then why all the pain?
Why all the pain?
Why all the pain?
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
If life is not some gift we're receiving
If it's devoid of every actual meaning
If this is real, this feeling I'm feeling today
Then why all the pain?
Why all the pain?
Why all the pain?
If it's devoid of every actual meaning
If this is real, this feeling I'm feeling today
Then why all the pain?
Why all the pain?
Why all the pain?
But I will kill you
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
But I will kill you
Hi, I'm Local News Legend and I got my hair in pigtails and I got my glasses on, and it's time to fuckin party
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Hi, I'm Local News Legend and I got my hair in pigtails and I got my glasses on, and it's time to fuckin party
Who are you?
And where did you go?
And where are you from?
And what do you know?
You're in my blood
And you're in my hair
You're in my heart
And you're in the air
I met you once over the phone
You sounded sad and you seemed alone
You left me but I never left you
I never had the chance to
And where did you go?
And where are you from?
And what do you know?
You're in my blood
And you're in my hair
You're in my heart
And you're in the air
I met you once over the phone
You sounded sad and you seemed alone
You left me but I never left you
I never had the chance to
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Who are you?
And where did you go?
And where are you from?
And what do you know?
You're in my blood
And you're in my hair
You're in my heart
And you're in the air
I met you once over the phone
You sounded sad and you seemed alone
You left me but I never left you
I never had the chance to
And where did you go?
And where are you from?
And what do you know?
You're in my blood
And you're in my hair
You're in my heart
And you're in the air
I met you once over the phone
You sounded sad and you seemed alone
You left me but I never left you
I never had the chance to
Bathing the room in an iridescent light
Here they come
There goes another one
Here they come
There goes another one
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Bathing the room in an iridescent light
Here they come
There goes another one
Here they come
There goes another one
I saw white worms crawling out my nose
I watched white worms falling out of the skin
I saw white worms
I watched white worms falling out of the skin
I saw white worms
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I saw white worms crawling out my nose
I watched white worms falling out of the skin
I saw white worms
I watched white worms falling out of the skin
I saw white worms
Other than "this is a grain of salt; I'll take it with everyone"
And save it for them
And save it for them
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Other than "this is a grain of salt; I'll take it with everyone"
And save it for them
And save it for them
You possessed a lady
You took over her body
It was disgusting
And she spoke in your voice, her eyes were insane
And that's why I live here now
You took over her body
It was disgusting
And she spoke in your voice, her eyes were insane
And that's why I live here now
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
You possessed a lady
You took over her body
It was disgusting
And she spoke in your voice, her eyes were insane
And that's why I live here now
You took over her body
It was disgusting
And she spoke in your voice, her eyes were insane
And that's why I live here now
"Do with me what you want, but please don't hurt my family, don't hurt my family
Take my pride, take my life, take my body but don't take the ones that are close to me
Oh, do with me what you want, but please don't hurt my family, don't hurt my family
Take my pride, take my life, take my body but don't take the ones that are close to me
Oh, do with me what you want, but please don't hurt my family, don't hurt my family
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
"Do with me what you want, but please don't hurt my family, don't hurt my family
Take my pride, take my life, take my body but don't take the ones that are close to me
Oh, do with me what you want, but please don't hurt my family, don't hurt my family
Take my pride, take my life, take my body but don't take the ones that are close to me
Oh, do with me what you want, but please don't hurt my family, don't hurt my family
And I made your mother say those things that she said to me
She said, "Do with me what you want but please don't hurt my family
Don't hurt my family
Take my pride, take my life, take my body but don't take the ones that are close to me
Do with me what you want but please don't hurt my family
She said, "Do with me what you want but please don't hurt my family
Don't hurt my family
Take my pride, take my life, take my body but don't take the ones that are close to me
Do with me what you want but please don't hurt my family
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 AM
And I made your mother say those things that she said to me
She said, "Do with me what you want but please don't hurt my family
Don't hurt my family
Take my pride, take my life, take my body but don't take the ones that are close to me
Do with me what you want but please don't hurt my family
She said, "Do with me what you want but please don't hurt my family
Don't hurt my family
Take my pride, take my life, take my body but don't take the ones that are close to me
Do with me what you want but please don't hurt my family
You possessed a lady
You took over her body
It was disgusting
And she spoke in your voice, her eyes were insane
And that's why I live here now
The last time that you spoke to me
You were a ghost in the nursery
I think of you often and fondly
Easier to forgive when nothing is new
You took over her body
It was disgusting
And she spoke in your voice, her eyes were insane
And that's why I live here now
The last time that you spoke to me
You were a ghost in the nursery
I think of you often and fondly
Easier to forgive when nothing is new
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
You possessed a lady
You took over her body
It was disgusting
And she spoke in your voice, her eyes were insane
And that's why I live here now
The last time that you spoke to me
You were a ghost in the nursery
I think of you often and fondly
Easier to forgive when nothing is new
You took over her body
It was disgusting
And she spoke in your voice, her eyes were insane
And that's why I live here now
The last time that you spoke to me
You were a ghost in the nursery
I think of you often and fondly
Easier to forgive when nothing is new
Can you erase it with a magnet?
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Can you erase it with a magnet?
Space and time; time and space
Time to wash my filthy face
I cast haste; I cast heal
I attack the day
Awful taste; waste of time
I could space out all the time
I don't sleep, I just daydream the night away
Time to wash my filthy face
I cast haste; I cast heal
I attack the day
Awful taste; waste of time
I could space out all the time
I don't sleep, I just daydream the night away
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Space and time; time and space
Time to wash my filthy face
I cast haste; I cast heal
I attack the day
Awful taste; waste of time
I could space out all the time
I don't sleep, I just daydream the night away
Time to wash my filthy face
I cast haste; I cast heal
I attack the day
Awful taste; waste of time
I could space out all the time
I don't sleep, I just daydream the night away
Daniel Johnston died today
And Neil Young is next
Now I hate rock and roll again
No, rock and roll is not my friend
Oh I hate rock and roll again
And Neil Young is next
Now I hate rock and roll again
No, rock and roll is not my friend
Oh I hate rock and roll again
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Daniel Johnston died today
And Neil Young is next
Now I hate rock and roll again
No, rock and roll is not my friend
Oh I hate rock and roll again
And Neil Young is next
Now I hate rock and roll again
No, rock and roll is not my friend
Oh I hate rock and roll again
Absolute anarchy, I turn records into weed
Strawberry Probably, don't let's start
Disposable dignity, there's no taking this seriously
There's no time for collective grief
Strawberry Probably
It's just your size
Try it on, wear it out of the store
But don't pay for it
Everything is free now
Strawberry Probably, don't let's start
Disposable dignity, there's no taking this seriously
There's no time for collective grief
Strawberry Probably
It's just your size
Try it on, wear it out of the store
But don't pay for it
Everything is free now
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Absolute anarchy, I turn records into weed
Strawberry Probably, don't let's start
Disposable dignity, there's no taking this seriously
There's no time for collective grief
Strawberry Probably
It's just your size
Try it on, wear it out of the store
But don't pay for it
Everything is free now
Strawberry Probably, don't let's start
Disposable dignity, there's no taking this seriously
There's no time for collective grief
Strawberry Probably
It's just your size
Try it on, wear it out of the store
But don't pay for it
Everything is free now
You were spilling all my will out
I was bleeding my last brains
It's nothing like the nothingness that normally numbs one's pain
I was bleeding my last brains
It's nothing like the nothingness that normally numbs one's pain
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
You were spilling all my will out
I was bleeding my last brains
It's nothing like the nothingness that normally numbs one's pain
I was bleeding my last brains
It's nothing like the nothingness that normally numbs one's pain
On the couch where we had first kissed
So I carried you West
To the sea, so I could wash you
So I carried you West
To the sea, so I could wash you
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
On the couch where we had first kissed
So I carried you West
To the sea, so I could wash you
So I carried you West
To the sea, so I could wash you
Disposable everything
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Disposable everything
All of my woulds and all of my coulds
In a big gray room together
All my regrets and all of my shoulds
Separate tables eating dinner
Everything I could've done better
The reverb could've been a bit wetter
And now I hear that it doesn't matter anyway
So why all the pain?
In a big gray room together
All my regrets and all of my shoulds
Separate tables eating dinner
Everything I could've done better
The reverb could've been a bit wetter
And now I hear that it doesn't matter anyway
So why all the pain?
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
All of my woulds and all of my coulds
In a big gray room together
All my regrets and all of my shoulds
Separate tables eating dinner
Everything I could've done better
The reverb could've been a bit wetter
And now I hear that it doesn't matter anyway
So why all the pain?
In a big gray room together
All my regrets and all of my shoulds
Separate tables eating dinner
Everything I could've done better
The reverb could've been a bit wetter
And now I hear that it doesn't matter anyway
So why all the pain?
Hate, rain on me
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Hate, rain on me
Pushing through the bullshit
And working up the nerve to speak
I'll never fix your car
Or find you another dead end job
So let's lay on this carpeted floor
And draw with crayons
And working up the nerve to speak
I'll never fix your car
Or find you another dead end job
So let's lay on this carpeted floor
And draw with crayons
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Pushing through the bullshit
And working up the nerve to speak
I'll never fix your car
Or find you another dead end job
So let's lay on this carpeted floor
And draw with crayons
And working up the nerve to speak
I'll never fix your car
Or find you another dead end job
So let's lay on this carpeted floor
And draw with crayons