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Mesquite BBQ Visine @agnieder.bsky.social · 20h

(passenger 4 hours into what was supposed to be a 20-minute puddle hopper) gee I guess there must be a lot of storms along our route

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Mesquite BBQ Visine @agnieder.bsky.social · 2d

😬

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Mesquite BBQ Visine @agnieder.bsky.social · 2d

...before or after the injury? 😬

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Mesquite BBQ Visine @agnieder.bsky.social · 2d

you're almost taking in cage units, good lord

Mesquite BBQ Visine @agnieder.bsky.social · 2d

(deep Crow T Robot voice) Consolidated Sandwich Group, a subsidiary of Amalgamated Mealtime Omnicorp

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Mesquite BBQ Visine @agnieder.bsky.social · 2d

(doing the opposite hands up and down gesture and tilting my head) puerto rico, new hampshire; new hampshire, puerto rico...

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Mesquite BBQ Visine @agnieder.bsky.social · 2d

@sickoscommittee.org hereby proposing minting a proprietary "Dude I'd Like to Fire" rating (DILFr) system

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Mesquite BBQ Visine @agnieder.bsky.social · 2d

Dude I'd Like to Fire

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Mesquite BBQ Visine @agnieder.bsky.social · 2d

ten years ago-igami

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Mesquite BBQ Visine @agnieder.bsky.social · 2d

i don't have the game on but whatever they did they now have [not wearing my glasses] uhh negative-6 points

ESPN's scorebug for the game. the score is 20 to 6, but there's a little football icon next to the 6 that kinda makes it look like a minus sign

Mesquite BBQ Visine @agnieder.bsky.social · 3d

emergency meeting at the sole surviving Hot N How to hammer out logistics of an Indiana / Notre Dame summit

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Mesquite BBQ Visine @agnieder.bsky.social · 3d

(nurse, in the speeding ambulance) administer 50cc of Mogwai, if he goes into cardiac arrest apply the Belle and Sebastian Barbican live album

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Mesquite BBQ Visine @agnieder.bsky.social · 4d

everything i know about the Rockettes i learned from Eye On Theatre with Don DiMello so actually i expect nothing short of live gunplay at one of those

Mesquite BBQ Visine @agnieder.bsky.social · 5d

:praying hands emoji: this really helped me today with a long flight that had the double whammy of middle seat + "infant-in-arms situation nearby that was Not Going Well"

Mesquite BBQ Visine @agnieder.bsky.social · 5d

if you field if cleanly then i assume so? that split second of "where's the ball??!" after it hit him may have caused a short circuit

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Mesquite BBQ Visine @agnieder.bsky.social · 9d

Oceans Are Now Battlefields [stop]

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Mesquite BBQ Visine @agnieder.bsky.social · 9d

the enter Sabor Latino subset of the La Yogurt space is clutch: guava mango papaya pina colada...

Mesquite BBQ Visine @agnieder.bsky.social · 15d

[sheepish] it's a nice hotel

Mesquite BBQ Visine @agnieder.bsky.social · 19d

i know! i lived there!! saw the '91 team at Ridgedale after they won :-D

Mesquite BBQ Visine @agnieder.bsky.social · 19d

wait this idea came from a Minnesotan? but the Twins lost [checks notes] infinity playoff games in a row! AAHH

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Mesquite BBQ Visine @agnieder.bsky.social · 23d

skoligami??

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Mesquite BBQ Visine @agnieder.bsky.social · Sep 8

a mid-journey Midjourney moment

Mesquite BBQ Visine @agnieder.bsky.social · Sep 8

i'm sorry but my sources are telling me it's
d) Emmy-nominated supporting actor in 'Severairce'

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Mesquite BBQ Visine @agnieder.bsky.social · Sep 6

math checks outigami

Mesquite BBQ Visine @agnieder.bsky.social · Sep 5

if a player on the other team immediately responds with a MUCH better version of your taunt, the penalty is voided and you get ejected

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