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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 1d

nobody talks how hard it is to be an attractive athletic trans women with a dick that works who also likes to use it

agendergorgon.bsky.social @agendergorgon.bsky.social · 1d

I have since embarked on a quest to make a full explanation of the entire history of Doctor Who as depicted on MTG and what each ability is depicting or represents mechanically. We're at 100 PowerPoint slides already now but we started with Ryan first.

PowerPoint slide of a magic the gathering card of Doctor Who character Ryan Sinclair. Text reads "Played by Tolsin Cole. YouTube by night, warehouse employee by day. Not all disabilities are visible. Pro skills from a childhood of Call of Duty. Avid cyclist. Ryan's triggered ability sometimes gives you a free thing, such as when he discovered the world's largest onion. This ability represents his headstrong nature by requiring you to attack to access it. But without support, he's unlikely to accomplish much. With the help of the Doctor, you can nurture Ryan and provide him the same opportunities as everyone else. This ability should be named "Don't you dare!" to represent how destructive impulses give way to successes."

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agendergorgon.bsky.social @agendergorgon.bsky.social · 1d

When Battles came out I said neat because I knew that between Artifacts, Battles, Creatures, Enchantments, Instants, Kindreds, Lands, Planeswalkers and Sorceries you could make Emrakul the Steals Your Turn cost 4 mana.

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agendergorgon.bsky.social @agendergorgon.bsky.social · 1d

Sure they still haven't made another subtype and sure effectively giving your opponent life by deciding to punch a card you just played instead of them makes that subtype a tad naff, but Battles have a place in Magic just the same as kindred. Making my Disa deck's Tarmogoyfs 2 bigger in commander.

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agendergorgon.bsky.social @agendergorgon.bsky.social · 3d

I've got a core book for Warzone: Resurrection lying around if that's of any use, my local gaming club had a lot of the guys who made that one.

agendergorgon.bsky.social @agendergorgon.bsky.social · 3d

Still love the way your blue recipe looks on your lightning lads.

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agendergorgon.bsky.social @agendergorgon.bsky.social · 3d

James Bond themes. Used to listen to them with my folks in the car all the time and now I've got all of them through till Quantum of Solace.

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agendergorgon.bsky.social @agendergorgon.bsky.social · 11d

I own all 4 doctor decks and every other companion besides Ryan and Graham seem represented cleanly n combo nicely with their doctor (even if not making companions two colour means you can't run half of them with their doctor in the precon). At a guess, it's to represent Ryan finding that onion?

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agendergorgon.bsky.social @agendergorgon.bsky.social · 11d

You know, I didn't really question her fam's cards too closely until just now, but having her companions be
Dan: "I'm going to wok right out of ere." 10/10 no notes
Graham: Food as casting reward?
Yaz: card engine doctor combo because they work well tomorrow?
Ryan: tiny cascade I guess.

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agendergorgon.bsky.social @agendergorgon.bsky.social · 18d

224 years to get to see a GIC that your GP can still ignore. It's been a year since I got diagnosed by an official nhs trans decider and since then my GP refused to prescribe anyway. I've begged every practice by me and been told too experimental, too political, not legal, not medically necessary.

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agendergorgon.bsky.social @agendergorgon.bsky.social · 19d

Kidnapped again the second you're out the door, taken to a minimal security attic and served an unseasoned steak meal by some strange bloke named Uncle Y.

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tier !!! 🐉🐉 @tierrlist.bsky.social · Jun 19

Forgot to post these here :O Delta gear, Guilty rune #GUILTYGEAR #DELTARUNE

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agendergorgon.bsky.social @agendergorgon.bsky.social · 27d

A thousand angry white men with laser beams and not a single Promethea adaptation or a Wonder Woman where the solution is poly softcore femdom.

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agendergorgon.bsky.social @agendergorgon.bsky.social · Sep 21

Recent commission painting stuff (dm me if u want some too). Chaos Giants, Trolls and Ogres for Warhammer Old World, same client that got a bunch of Chaos Warriors off me recently. Got asked to give them tattoos so looked up a lot of celtic war paint and picts. Spiral patterns are fun to paint.

A number of tabletop miniatures on a kitchen table. Pink skin and black tattoos mark these miniatures as aligned to the Warhammer god slaanesh.

A trio of trolls, big noses and ears atop long armed and tiny legged frames. Each wielding big rocks as weapons either as clubs, hammers or to drop on people.

6 big bellied ogres stood in thawing snow, covered in swirling tattoos.

A giant looming over an ogre, each has matching tattoos inspired by celtic war paint.

agendergorgon.bsky.social @agendergorgon.bsky.social · Sep 19

Pour in the pasta, turn heat off and stir till sauce is all mixed in. Serves 2 if you're both hungry.

For best results use a fusilli or a bow tie pasta, something big that takes sauce well. If you like spice, add chilli flakes to taste or use a spicy peanut butter or a chilli oil or whatever.

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agendergorgon.bsky.social @agendergorgon.bsky.social · Sep 19

Peanut butter mushroom pasta. Got it off a vegetarian ex and my usual painting customer often asks for it if we meet for warhammer.

Slice and fry one onion and a packet of mushrooms while pasta cooks in separate dish. Add a tbsp of soy, wourcester, and ketchup, then two of peanut butter to fry pan.

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agendergorgon.bsky.social @agendergorgon.bsky.social · Sep 16

Bones

agendergorgon.bsky.social @agendergorgon.bsky.social · Sep 16

My next painting project for meself once I'm done on commissions: making a 3rd ed Necron army out of the Necron half of Warhammer 40k Indomitus. Dug up my old codex for painting instructions and all.

A warhammer paint guide for painting metal skeletons.

A miniature of a robot skeleton holding a green gun.

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agendergorgon.bsky.social @agendergorgon.bsky.social · Sep 16

Chaos Ogres, Chaos Trolls, AND Chaos Giants.

Pink skinned miniatures of large, lumpen men on a cutting board on a desk.

agendergorgon.bsky.social @agendergorgon.bsky.social · Sep 16

I am imagining fielding Zed and a couple more minis that are alternate sculpts of him painted as shadows. Also recreating his League mechanic of recasting his abilities from his shadow clones just with lil plastic templates could be very delightfully tactile.

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agendergorgon.bsky.social @agendergorgon.bsky.social · Sep 16

A very orky series of misfire tables or different worst case scenarios would be fun. Proposal for Jinx: her misfires all leave her unharmed but injure other allies at your opponent's discretion instead.

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agendergorgon.bsky.social @agendergorgon.bsky.social · Sep 16

Ngl I'd love playing n painting LoL minis. Mb it's 2XK0 being out or reminiscing about Legends of Runeterra but I'd love a two champions situation where you're region locked to your Champions. Or even if not, mb lower cost Champions can team up so you can have Lucian+Senna or Vi and Cait/ Jinx?

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agendergorgon.bsky.social @agendergorgon.bsky.social · Sep 15

There's a lot to be said for the calming power of building and painting a bunch of little guys, but really that's just any craft that can go at a cosy methodic pace. Funny to follow you for videos about an old vice of mine only to see you tempted by the other.

agendergorgon.bsky.social @agendergorgon.bsky.social · Sep 14

Your art yet makes more ladies wish for more arms.

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agendergorgon.bsky.social @agendergorgon.bsky.social · Sep 7

Repainted an old Throgg the Troll King I had lying around, same lad that got me to paint Chaos Warriors for him earlier this year mentioned he might be wanting to get some Chaos Trolls for Warhammer the Old World and I mentioned I had this out of print mouthy man. Gorgeous sculpt.

A troll wielding a mighty mace, one hand raised in a fist. His skin is scaly and his teeth and scales are a deep slate blue, multiple mouths jutting from turquoise skin.

The same troll as the last picture, but now pink skinned and with ivory teeth. A kingly silver crown is impaled on the largest of his teeth.

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